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Weird T-Shirts

Most of our customers are aware that we've sold T-shirt graphics (sans garment) for years with a minimum order of 500 pieces. We didn't really want to be in the "T-shirt Biz" like 300,000 little home-based businesses around the world. We just wanted to sell our graphics. But in as much as just about the only clothing we wear around the shop consists of test-shirts we've made in the shop, we figured, why not. Why not just sell individual shirts? So now we do. Of course our commercial customers may still buy graphic sheets ready to be pressed, as they always have, in lots of 500. All employees are welcome to design and post their own t-shirt designs in this section. Who knows what you might find in here. Be afraid. Be very afraid..

Weird T-Shirts #719: Drill Here, Drill Now, Pay Less

Do those huge, ugly Copyright notices print on my shirt?
Of course not. While we do print a tiny copyright notice on all shirts, it's so small you can barely read it.

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Our T-shirts are highest quality. There is no finer or cozier Tee available today. We love wearing these ourselves and we swear....they're the most comfortable t-shirts in the world.

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