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Free Weird T-Shirts
We often buy batches of surplus t-shirts and imprint them with messages regarding issues that are important to us. For instance, we have recently distributed, free, hundreds of t-shirts like the one featured below:
Don't be a victim of corruption: Buy your OWN Seattle City CouncilmanCustomers should know that the t-shirts we buy in bulk for campaigns like the above, and many others, are not the shirts we sell on this site. The quality of the shirts we buy in bulk varies greatly, usually from low to lower, and we use the most inexpensive methods possible for imprinting images -- certainly not the clean, crisp, professional methods we use on our garments for resale. Free shirts such as the one shown above are designed merely to convey a message, not to illustrate the quality of our shirts. We couldn't possibly afford to give away, for free, the quality shirts we sell to customers.
Seattle residents may order a t-shirt like the above, for free (simply pay shipping) by inquiring through our contact page, while supplies last (not expected to last beyond October, 2005).
Sadly, tragically, this shirt could name just about any city council in any city in America and it certainly speaks the documented Truth -- especially about Seattle. It happens, in this instance, to name the Seattle City Council because Washington's where we happen to live and do business. That'll change soon due to Washington's new law taxing Internet customers from ALL states, but that's another story. The Seattle City Council is, after all, one of the most inept, incompetent, lazy, dishonest, corrupt councils in these United States. Do we actually hope to accomplish anything by sending out hundreds of t-shirts berating this dubious little gang? Of course not. These people have illustrated over and over and over and over ad nauseam that they cannot be embarassed into honor, decency, honesty or competence; neither can they be threatened by law enforcement (agencies exactly as corrupt) to do the right thing, and they possess no apparent morality of their own. They simply don't get it, and they never will. Western Washington is not the most corrupt region of America, but it's right up there in the top three or four. All we hope to accomplish by distributing such messages en masse is to relieve a bit of tension....for us and for you. Did it help?