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Fake/Joke Newspaper Article C-9
You Really are This Adventuresome. (You Just Haven't Had the Time)
You might have done this last weekend. Sure. Why not?
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| Skydivers exit vehicle as it plummets to earth Bizarre Stunt Goes Off Without Hitch Area Skydivers Drop Car from 8000 Feet Yourtown---- (NOTICE: Any names of towns, locations, people, institutions, etc., used in these sample fake newspaper stories, are purely fictional, chosen at random, and are not meant to portray or represent any real person, place or deed. Remember that no matter what name a writer chooses to use in any fictional story, there is a real person (or many persons) SOMEWHERE who have that exact name. Four Western Washington skydivers set up and performed a bizarre in-air stunt on Saturday, about 15 miles east of Ellensburg. The feat was organized by world famous adventurer Casey Jones, and filmed for the upcoming Hollywood movie, "Style". Jones arranged to have the automobile dropped from a helicopter at 8000 feet. "We exited the car at about 6000 feet," said Casey. "Then the script called for us to fly back into the car and sit there through 1000 feet. Then we were allowed to get out and deploy out chutes. It was a fun ride. I could do that all day long!" The other three parachutists were local men and associates of Jones from other jobs around the world. All three work out of the jump center at Kapowsin, Washington. The car impacted an empty field right on target, going about 160 mph straight down. The gasoline tank had been removed from the car prior to hauling it up to 8000 feet, so there was no danger of explosion. In addition, all air traffic was cleared from the area. "We didn't want to see a 2000 pound missile go down through the wing of some Cessna," chuckled Jones. The car, a 1967 Camaro, left a hole in the ground about four feet deep. It was hauled off later in the afternoon by a local auto wrecker. Jones travels to Antarctica next month to freefall from 10,000 feet directly into a blimp. "Hopefully," said Jones, "I'll punch right on through the blimp, and will pop my chute once I'm below it. That's the plan anyhow. We'll see!" See 'Daredevils; Natural Selection' Page D-5 |
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