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Fake/Joke Newspaper Article C-68

Fake Your Own Death!

Psychiatrists Say That Everyone.....

.....Harbors secret notions of attending their own funeral.

Just to see who cries.

Well, now you can.

(Just be careful what you wish for!)

NOTE: Every year around graduation time we receive orders for this article which the buyer has altered to suit in a way that depicts their son or daughter being killed in a horrendous crash in which some intoxicated teenager was driving. Their thought is to have the kid read the article, which describes their own death, just before they head out to the graduation party or the prom. Hopefully, it shocks them just a little....and six hours later, when that same kid is being invited to step into a car with a driver who's "only had a few", this nasty article will rise to the surface of their consciousness, and they'll decline, and they'll stay alive. If you have any personal stories about this tactic working, please forward them to us and if suitable, we'll post them here.

How to stop a stalker:

This also works well to make that half-psycho, stalker of a boyfriend move on to other victims!

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Fake/Joke Newspaper Article Text -- Copyright © 2007 TrixiePixGraphics

Semi and car burn after head-on. Local man loses life. Man Dies in Blazing Head-On Car and Tractor-Trailer Collide Yourtown---- A Beaverton man has died in a fiery head-on collision involving an auto and a semi tractor-trailer rig on route 10 near Hazeldale Tuesday night. Sheriff's office officials said it did not appear that alcohol was a factor in the crash. John Buckman, driver of the truck, is listed in critical condition with third degree burns to 50% of his body. Buckman's rig was carrying 42,000 pounds of paint thinner which ignited upon impact. Passersby pulled Buckman from the burning truck but were unable to help Casey Jones, who was pronounced dead at the scene. A Sheriff's office spokesman, Brian Billane said, "It appears the tractor-trailer suffered a blow-out of the left front steering tire and crossed the [center] line, striking the Jones vehicle head-on. That's preliminary and will have to be confirmed by investigators." The truck driver was not cited but the investigation will continue. Jones, 48, employed in Internet Marketing, is survived by unspecified family. See Airbag Improvements Page D-5

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