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Fake/Joke Newspaper Article C-21
C'Mon. Be a Man. Be a Woman. You Can Do This. And if You Can't, Just Say You Did!
Perfect for any biker, wanna-be biker, bungee jumper or wanna-be bungee jumper. Perfect for the shameless couch potatoe too. Send a copy back home to Mom. She'll
lovekill you for it.
Fake/Joke Newspaper Article Text -- Copyright © 2007 TrixiePixGraphics Local Man Rolls Off Bridge Near Twin Falls, Idaho
Bungee Jumpers Take Stunt One Step Further
"This has got to stop!" says Twin Falls Policeman.
Yourtown---- (NOTICE: Any names of towns, locations, people, institutions, etc., used in these sample fake newspaper stories, are purely fictional, chosen at random, and are not meant to portray or represent any real person, place or deed. Remember that no matter what name a writer chooses to use in any fictional story, there is a real person (or many persons) SOMEWHERE who have that exact name.)
A Tacoma man has pulled off an amazing feat by bungee-jumping his motorcycle from the I.B. Perrine Bridge outside of Twin Falls, Idaho over the weekend. The jump covered the entire distance to the river, 265 feet below.
"It was a perfect jump," beamed Casey Jones. "I was able to just dip the front wheel into the river. I scooped a handful of water, then the bungee pulled me back up. It was magical."
Promoters of the stunt filed with Guinness to have the feat recorded as a record, but since the event wasn't monitored by official Guinness staff, the request was denied.
Asked what his next adventure might be, Casey smiled and said, "I can't be specific, but it might have something to do with a tall and unique building in Seattle. We're still working out the technical side of it."
Although neither Jones or his crew was arrested at the time of the stunt, the Idaho Highway Patrol has made it known that it would like to speak with Jones, or anyone else connected with the stunt, "as soon as possible."
See Daredevil Splats After Montreal Jump Page D-5
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Whole Size $39.95, (Whole Newspaper With Headline), 23x27 inches, 2 identical copies
Whole Size $87.50, (Whole Newspaper With Headline), 23x27 inches, 5 identical copies
Whole Size $199.00, (Whole Newspaper With Headline), 23x27 inches, 12 identical copies
Whole Size $600.00, (Whole Newspaper With Headline), 23x27 inches, 50 identical copies
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Full Page $146.95, (half sheet), No Headline, 13x23 inches, 21 identical copies
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Poster Size $217.95, With Headline, 42x75 inches, 5 identical copies
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