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"I Gonna be da Gov...!""

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Fake Newspaper Article C-123

California.

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We've said a lot of crappy things about Arnold Schwarzenegger. We figured he was just another Hollywood pretty-boy-weasel, good at looking tough, short on True Grit. It could be we were wrong.

We've recently received a short film clip showing Arnold demonstrating some real-world guts. If you haven't seen the clip, or if it won't play on your browser when you click the link below, Arnold stands up on his hind legs and backs down the California government, referring to them in no uncertain terms as "Girlie-Men". Well, that's what they are, after all; we all know it; we've always known it. To finally see a "politician" stand up straight and call it like it is, gives us hope. We still probably wouldn't bother voting in this lifetime, but if Arnold keeps up the good work, we'll at least consider it. Oh yeah---and if he continues to stand up and be the man we didn't think him capable of being, we'll discontinue this product, too.

Thanks Arnold! We (all) needed that!

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Fake/Joke Newspaper Article Text -- Copyright © 2007 TrixiePixGraphics
Jones says he's "gonna live here".

Newest Candidate in California Race

Yourtown---- (NOTICE: Any names of towns, locations, people, institutions, etc., used in these sample fake newspaper stories, are purely fictional, chosen at random, and are not meant to portray or represent any real person, place or deed. Remember that no matter what name a writer chooses to use in any fictional story, there is a real person (or many persons) SOMEWHERE who have that exact name.)

With the recall of California’s governor Gray Davis likely, would-be, wanna-be and won’t-ever-be candidates are coming out of the proverbial woodwork to take his place. Take Arnold Schwartzenegger. Please. But seriously, California needs leadership consumerate with the quality of its people. For such a silly state, populated by such a silly people, an admittedly fatuous Schwartzenegger is grossly overqualified. Mary Carey the porn star is too fat. And Gary Coleman is just too damned short. That leaves a power vacuum that Casey Jones is determined to fill.

Jones, a 34 year old unemployed roofer, says he, and he alone, has The Right Stuff to lead Disneyland—-er, we mean California into the next financial fiasco—-er, we mean millennium. Jones sites a long history of balancing his own checkbook (he doesn’t even use the cheat sheet on the back of his statement, a skill which, on its own merit, places him far above Gray Davis), and he says he got a C+ GPA all through Junior High. "Let's see Awney beat that!" Jones taunts proudly. "Hell, he don't even speak good American!" Jones admits the competition is stiff, what with "that midget and that whore" out there making fools of themselves, but feels he has a better than average shot at the title. "You know," Jones speculates, "how Thelma and Louis were victorious at the end? Well, that's exactly the kind of heart these voters are going to see when I step into the ring. Hey! I got me a GED."

Vegas is giving odds on the upcoming Battle Royale, with Jones still the underdog behind Minnie Mouse and the late James Dean, but leading significantly over current Governor Gray Davis and silly wanna-be Arnold Schwartzen-whoever. As one Sin-City mobster mused, "If Jones can win anywhere it's in Disneyland—-er, I mean California. Them's the dumbest sons of bitches on Muhammad's green earth, I kid you not."

Jones has remained undaunted amid oceans of skepticism and hostile ridicule. As a conclusion to this Denny’s-restaurant interview and in an apparent tactic to demonstrate his stalwartness, Jones jumped onto the coffee counter, socked himself in the eye with the bottom of the ice-water pitcher, and started yelling "ADRIAN! ADRIAN!" As the news crew hurriedly left the scene the patrons were chanting "RAW—CKY. RAW—CKY."

Or was that another cinematic boondoggle…

See "Ah Gonna be da Gov’" Page D-5

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