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Police tackle BASE jumper upon touchdown from Centennial Plaza stunt

BASE Jumper Apprehended

Police, Fire Units Respond

Yourtown----

Well known local daredevil and adventurer Casey Jones got a surprise Saturday afternoon when he BASE jumped (parachuted) from the roof of a relatively small apartment building in downtown Seattle. Police were waiting for him to touch down.

"I've BASED about 90 buildings across the country," says an angry Jones. "I've been arrested about twenty times out of all those jumps. But I've never been beaten like I was on Saturday! That was ridiculous!"

A team of "about twenty" SPD officers were alerted to Jones's stunt, and had assembled at the most likely landing area on 4th and Vine.

Witnesses reported that Jones touched down, and then immediately put his hands in the air as a token of surrender.

"Then the cops just charged him like it was a football game," said a bystander. "That guy (Jones) didn't have a chance! He wasn't aggressive in any way. He knew he was being arrested, and he wanted to just go with the flow. You could see that. So why did the cops beat the hell out of him like that?"

Bob Charlen, a senior Detective with SPD, said that he couldn't comment formally on the case until all the facts were in, but it appeared that Jones "had made a threatening move", and that was the motivation for the police team to tackle him.

Jones said, "It's ironic---the jumps are always perfectly safe. It's the landing parties that're going to kill me."

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