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Silly
C-4 First Documented Abduction
Get abducted (and maybe anally probed) by a spaceship. Or something
C-18 Always Short on Time?
A wife's revenge for "Internet Man"
C-116 Crap on bin Laden
We just can't think of anything horrible enough or painful enough for the dumb ass
C-15 Seattle Man Announces New Concept in Mass Transportation
Set your pot-brained biker buddy up with this one
C-108 Birthday Cake Fire
When the frosting vaporizes, it's time for
the birthday boy or girl to RUN
C-112 Freeway Sign Says Anything You Want
Change the traffic advisory signs to send YOUR SPECIAL message
C-109 Space Cows on Mars
We know there's life on Mars. We just got tired
of waiting for someone to discover it
C-128 World's Largest Ball of Pubic Hair
Roast your boss in a stinky, disgusting way. Doesn't s/he just beg for it?
C-126 Did Michael Jackson Molest Your Dad?
Haunt any house or structure you choose (scare your cousins)
C-130 Did the Santa Barbara Police Beat YOU TOO?
Another Michael Jackson travesty....
C-117 Fan Encounter of the Worst Kind (stick a weener in a fan)
We knew a guy this happened to. Sort of. We don't like to talk about it.
C-123 "Ah Gonna be da Gov...!"
California. Too silly for comment (you too can be the governor of California)
C-131 "Jennifer Wilbanks, Runaway Bride"
More silly, spoiled girls.... And YOU get to pay for their irresponsible antics!
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