
Write Your Own Fake Newspaper
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Romance
C-112 Freeway Sign Says Anything You Want
Change the traffic advisory signs to send YOUR SPECIAL message
C-79 Was it Demi or was it Memorex?
Demi Moore. We suppose SOMEONE likes her. This is for those who do
C-58 Seattle Man Puts it All on the Line for Love
A nice, albeit somewhat convoluted little Valentine's Day tale. Don't like it? Re-write it!
C-83 For the Guys: Britney and YOU
Britney Spears. Well, she has POTENTIAL, anyhow---not like that Demi bitch
C-106 The Most Perfect Little Gift in the World (birthdays, occasions)
Have Britney Spears call your teenage son for his birthday
(Demi could call him too, but that's extra)
C-113 Breaking Up? Get VACCINATED so it never happens again
Medical science finally announces a new treatment: This drug makes you immune
to the opposite sex. Plop plop, fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is....