Write
Your Own Fake Newspaper
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Risqué (not adult)
C-115
Alien Anal Probe
Hey. It happens. We know lots of people who could benefit from one,
who deserve
one, and who probably WANT one. You know someone too.....
C-6
Biggest Jackpot in National Powerball Lotto!
Now YOU can win the
National Lotto and make your friends GREEN with envy
C-117
Fan Encounter of the Worst Kind (stick a weener in a fan)
We knew a guy this happened to. Sort of. We
don't like to talk about it.
C-113
Breaking Up? Get VACCINATED so it never happens again
Medical science finally
announces a new treatment: This drug makes you immune
to the opposite sex. Plop plop, fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is.....
C-39
Local Man Arrested Again for Indecent Exposure
For the guy in your life
who just can't keep his pants on
C-29
Tacoma Street Prostitution "Out of Control" Says Mayor
For your cousin who "just
has a lot of male friends"
C-112
Freeway Sign Says Anything You Want
Change the traffic advisory
signs to send YOUR SPECIAL message
C-94
Smallest Male Organ in the World
Originally written for President
Clinton, now this treasure can be yours
C-79
Was it Demi or was it Memorex?
For those few who can STOMACH
Demi Moore (gag, cough, hurl)
Impress your friends. Maybe.
C-80
Naked Men Arrested
Groups of naked men just
standing around in yards all over the burbs. The horror
C-63
Break in Flasher Case
For the gal who just CAN'T
keep her pants on
C-45 4th Sexual Harassment
Lawsuit Filed Against Clinton
Clinton. The pervert. We're
pretty sure he was chasing his old hound dog when
it ran in front of that car. We'll never cut the man a quarter inch
of slack
C-128 World's Largest Ball of Pubic Hair
Roast your boss in a stinky, disgusting way. Doesn't s/he just beg for it?
C-126
Did Michael Jackson Molest Your Dad?
Haunt any house or structure you choose (scare your cousins)
C-42
"Organisms" on Mars Rock are Life---But Not from Mars
Never, EVER touch yourself before handling rocks from Mars
C-116
Crap on bin Laden
We just can't think of anything horrible enough
or painful enough for the dumb ass
C-95
Alternative Dance Studio
For that "gentle soul"
in your life
C-97
Goat Molester
This was originally written
for President Clinton, but now it can be yours
C-98
Horse Crazy
This was originally written
for President Clinton, but now it can be yours
C-100
Old (old) Hookers
This was originally written
for President Clinton, but now it can be yours
C-101
Broken Boner
This was originally written
for President Clinton, but now it can be yours
C-102
Over-exposed AGAIN!
This was originally written
for President Clinton, but now it can be yours
C-103
Viagra Fatality
This was originally written
for President Clinton, but now it can be yours
C-104
Male Prostitution Ring Finally Broken
This was originally written
for President Clinton, but now it can be yours
C-105
You Got a Beer Bottle Stuck WHERE?
This was originally written
for President Clinton, but now it can be yours
C-99
Head Up Ass
This was originally written
for President Clinton, but now it can be yours
C-44
Largest Penis (ahem) in the World (2000, 2001,
2002 Most Viewed)
This was originally written
for President Clinton,
but it was first titled "Biggest PR_CK in the World"
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