Write
Your Own Fake Newspaper
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Good
Old Fashioned Practical Jokes
C-89 Local
Man Wins Kentucky Derby
Convince your friends you've
finally hit it big and are moving to
the south of France over the weekend
C-77
Stock Market Crash
This one worked better before
9-11, but it still has some punch
C-78
WWII Heidenvolkker Restored
Restore the famed Heidenvolkker.
Why?
Because your car-buff friends will be envious
C-122
"Doing Atkins"---a Spoof on the Atkins Diet
"I lost 296 pounds in only
11 days and I feel great!"
C-118
Terrorist Arrested
Person with suspected terrorist ties gets arrested, then grudgingly
released.
C-71
Quake Flattens Seattle
It FELT like it was going
to flatten Seattle. Make people feel sorry for you. Whatever.
C-112
Freeway Sign Says Anything You Want
Change the traffic advisory
signs to send YOUR SPECIAL message
C-132 Laura Bush vs. Teresa Heinz Kerry
Death Match
C-130 Did the Santa Barbara Police Beat YOU TOO?
Another Michael Jackson travesty....
C-113
Breaking Up? Get VACCINATED so it never happens again
Medical science finally
announces a new treatment: This drug makes you
immune to the opposite sex. Plop plop, fizz fizz, oh what a relief
it is.....
C-72
Quake Flattens Seattle #2
It FELT like it was going
to flatten Seattle. Make people feel sorry for you. Maybe.
C-123
"Ah Gonna be da Gov...!"
California. Too silly for comment (you too can
be the governor of California)
C-73
Monorail Crash
Save a bunch of people from
a burning monorail crash,
and impress the girls at the noodie bar
C-126
Did Michael Jackson Molest Your Dad?
Haunt any house or structure you choose (scare your cousins)
C-120
Unexploded Bomb in YOUR Yard
Precision Bombing (aka "The
Sky is Falling")
C-69
Pacific Bridge Progress Ahead of Schedule
Far, far, far
too many people believe this. It may take you beyond laughter, into
pity
C-68
Man Dies in Blazing Head-On (fake your own death)
Fake your own death. It's
WAY more fun than it seems
C-128 World's Largest Ball of Pubic Hair
Roast your boss in a stinky, disgusting way. Doesn't s/he just beg for it?
C-115
Alien Anal Probe
Hey. It happens. We know lots of people who could benefit from one,
who deserve
one, and who probably WANT one. You know some too.....
C-66
Not AGAIN!
Our hero is that guy who
flew around in the lawn chair years ago.
Judging from sales, he's other folks's hero too
C-67
New Traffic Lights Arrive Ahead of Schedule
Mindless bureaucracy. We've
all seen it coming. Now it's HEEEEE----RRRREEE
C-64
Blimp "Lands" on Monorail
Some may not recall the
series of most unfortunate incidents that befell the
well-meaning yet FRIGGING STUPID "major national pizza company"
some
years back, when EVERY FREAKING ADVERTISING BLIMP THEY LAUNCHED
CRASHED AND BURNED. Good pizza though
C-63
Break in Flasher Case
Everyone likes a flasher.
We certainly do. We'd like to see more of them. Or,
we'd like to see them more. Or, we'd like to see their numbers increase.
There.
C-56
Crocodile Found in Seattle Sewer
We dropped this one in a
cafe half a block from the target area. It emptied
C-52
Eiffel Tower Clone Finally Completed in Seattle
Use this with discretion.
People will NOT stop looking for it
C-106
The Most Perfect Little Gift in the World (birthdays, occasions)
President Lincoln once called
my aunt Fritze on the phone for her birthday.
She was so pleased
C-50
Fort Lauderdale Couple Given "Gift of Friendship" from Fidel
Be a commie spy and impress
your friends
C-47
Hoard of Rare Cigars Smuggled from Cuba
Be a commie killer and impress
your friends
C-42
"Organisms" on Mars Rock are Life---But Not from Mars
We had high hopes for life
on Mars for awhile, but.......
C-41
Man Dressed as Devil Beaten
We don't know what in THE
HELL this guy's supposed to be doing downtown
in a devil suit. We just snapped the shot and tried to put a story
to it. Seems
like there must be a story in there somewhere. We never really found
it.
Maybe it's good for seed though
C-23
Hijacker "D.B. Cooper" Caught!
DB Cooper. What a guy. Can
you imagine the hero status he'd enjoy from
his cell if he were to surface now?
C-24
Washington's Grand Wizard for Seven Years Goes Public
We apologize PROFUSELY for
our discriminatory attitude toward the KKK.
Not really.
C-107
Mystery Rods
We have an employee in critical
condition at this very moment from a
mystery-rod wound. Coming to a neighborhood near YOU
C-108
Birthday Cake Fire
Last May, four of our employees
were burned to death in a birthday cake fire.
We're lobbying our state legislature to require fire extinguishers
on all cakes with
more than three hundred candles on them. Please, only YOU can
prevent cake fires
C-109
Space Cows on Mars
We know there's life
on Mars. We just got tired
of waiting for someone to discover it
C-110
Killer Deer Kicks Ass
Wild deer turns carnivorous,
kicks hunter's ass then runs away
C-111
Killer Deer Gets Eaten
Wild deer turns carnivorous,
but ends up on the barbie (where
he belongs)
C-114
Surfer Attacked by Great White Shark
This surfer owes a lot to those
who went before him
C-121
Write Your Own Obituary to See Who Cries
Gruesome and dreary, the Goth's
delight, by popular request we offer proof
of your untimely demise. Well, sort of.
C-124
Haunt Your Own House (Haunted House Story)
Haunt any house or structure you choose (scare your cousins)
