Write Your Own Fake Newspaper
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Work / Office Humor
C-106 The Most Perfect Little Gift in the World
Have anyone you can think of, call anyone you like, for a birthday greeting
C-19 Meteor Demolishes Local Home
Meteor gets your home. You deserve a few days off (it has actually worked)
C-74 Meteor Destroys Your Neighborhood
Manipulate Real Estate values in a neighborhood near you
C-91 Brown Noser's Special
Make sure the brown-noser gets a snoot-full
C-42 "Organisms" on Mars Rock are Life---But Not from Mars
Cleanliness is next to Godliness. Bet your boss washes twice after this
C-112 Freeway Sign Says Anything You Want
Change the traffic advisory signs to send YOUR SPECIAL message
C-115 Alien Anal Probe
Hey. It happens. We know lots of people who could benefit from one, who deserve one,
and who probably WANT one. You know some too.....
C-10 Local Man Gets Slacker Award
A monument to the slacker in everyone's life
(or as a hint to your lazy kid to GET A JOB)
C-123 "Ah Gonna be da Gov...!"
California. Too silly for comment (you too can be the governor of California)
C-7 New Toilet Facilities Installed at Local Warehouse
Cheap companies are companies who are penny-wise and dollar-stupid
C-6 Biggest Jackpot in National Powerball Lotto!
Win the lotto. Or even at Bingo
C-28 So, You Think YOUR Job Stinks?
When your parents want to know what your new boyfriend
does for a living, show them how the local paper did a special on him
C-113 Breaking Up? Get VACCINATED so it never happens again
Medical science finally announces a new treatment: This drug makes you immune to
the opposite sex. Plop plop, fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is.....
C-32 City of Kent Awards Employee Title for 2000
Recognition for the very nicest, very sweetest
of employees (there really are some)
C-107 Mystery Rods
Mystery Rods have so far caused 129 fatalities in the US. Do you doubt it?
C-121 Write Your Own Obituary to See Who Cries
Gruesome and dreary, the Goth's delight, by popular request we offer proof
of your untimely demise. Well, sort of.
C-108 Birthday Cake Fire
Maybe we should make some fake fire permits for birthday cake fires
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