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Hunting / Fishing
C-110 Killer Deer Kicks Ass
Wild deer turns carnivorous, kicks hunter's ass then runs away
C-111 Killer Deer Gets Eaten
Wild deer turns carnivorous, but ends up on the barbie (where he belongs)
C-25 Santa Claus and Four Reindeer Slain!
Some like the guy; we never did. This puts him in his place.
Too bad about the guy what kilt him
C-56 Crocodile Found in Seattle Sewer
We dropped this one in a cafe half a block from the target area. It emptied
C-70 Bizarre Sea Creature Caught
He's an ugly sucker, ain't he? This was inspired by an employee's story
claiming he really did see something like this underwater. And we believed him
C-22 Machine Gun Fisherman
Got a friend cain't ketch no fish? Roast 'im with this...
C-65 Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh My!
Bears invade someplace urban---we forget where
C-61 Bear Finds Way to Downtown
Bears and critters wander into the neighborhood
or business district of your choice
C-62 Giraffe Finds Way to West Side
Giraffe escapes, stalks children, etc. etc.
C-57 It's a Boy!
A record-breaking Pompano. What the heck is that?
C-51 Bear Finds Way to Downtown Seattle
Bears in downtown Seattle, bears in downtown
New York, just say where. We deliver
C-2 Bear Finds Way to Fife
Another bear bothers even more people somewhere
C-114 Surfer Attacked by Great White Shark
This surfer owes a lot to those who went before him
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