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Animal Humor
C-8 Tragedy Averted for Pup
Save a pup stuck in a tree. Well, we didn't have a picture of a cat!
C-89 Local Man Wins Kentucky Derby
Win the Kentucky Derby. Be rich. Make your friends feel like non-winners
C-65 Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh My!
Bears invade someplace urban---we forget where
C-61 Bear Finds Way to Downtown
Bears and critters wander into the neighborhood
or business district of your choice
C-62 Giraffe Finds Way to West Side
Giraffe escapes, stalks children, etc. etc.
C-57 It's a Boy!
The record-breaking Pompano can be any fish you like
C-51 Bear Finds Way to Downtown Seattle
Bears in downtown Seattle, bears in downtown
New York, just say where. We deliver
C-2 Bear Finds Way to Fife
Another bear bothers even more people somewhere
C-5 Genetics Research Advances
Science gives you the son you always wanted
C-109 Space Cows on Mars
We know there's life on Mars. We just got tired
of waiting for someone to discover it
C-110 Killer Deer Kicks Ass
Wild deer turns carnivorous, kicks hunter's ass then runs away
C-111 Killer Deer Gets Eaten
Wild deer turns carnivorous, but ends up on the barbie (where he belongs)
C-134 Local Karate Student Foils Bear Attack
Local martial arts student gives silly bear second thoughts
C-135 Monkey-ass man discovered
Local man comes out of monkey-ass closet
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