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1. When his 38 - caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California, would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked.

2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat-cutting machine and submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved.
 
3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space...understandably, he shot her.

4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayohad escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days.

5. An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how close he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit.

6. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer: $15.  (If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, is a crime committed?)

7. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. The liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape.

8. As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police apprehended the purse-snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied, "Yes, officer, that's her. That's the lady I stole the purse from."

9. The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Yipsilanti, Michigan , at 5 a.m, flashed a gun, and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away.

10. When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline and plugged his siphon hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges, saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever had.

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When we trace a "missing" shipment we find, in 99+ cases out of 100, that it was delivered and signed for days before but a family member or co-worker forgot to mention it. Remember, if you chose regular shipping, your order may take 72 hours to print. If it is ready for shipment on a weekend it may not go out until Monday. It may then take 4-7 additional BUSINESS days to reach you. Or it may really be missing! (see below). Please do NOT inquire about so-called "missing" orders until the allotted time period for their arrival has elapsed (up to ten (10) BUSINESS DAYS for regular shipping, and up to five (5) BUSINESS DAYS for "RUSH"). Generally your order will arrive far sooner, but it cannot be considered "officially missing" until these times have elapsed.

3. My order still hasn't shown up. Where the heck is it?

We receive many orders returned to us as "unclaimed" or "unable to deliver". If your tracking data says your order was returned due to a problem, and that same tracking shows that we have received it back, please use this link to have it re-shipped. But please do NOT inquire about so-called "missing" orders until the allotted time period for their arrival has elapsed (up to ten (10) BUSINESS DAYS for regular shipping, and up to five (5) BUSINESS DAYS for "RUSH"). Generally your order will arrive far sooner, but it cannot be considered "officially missing" until these times have elapsed.

4. You made a mistake on my order!

We're far angrier at ourselves when we make a mistake than you could ever be. Just notify us as politely as possible and we'll take care of it immediately, and we'll thrash, beat, chastise (and possibly fire) the person responsible. But ranting, raving, cursing, threatening and insulting us will NOT help your cause, just as it will not help any cause in any other life-endeavor.

5. You shipped to my BILLING address instead of my SHIPPING address. WHY!??

Internet fraud has skyrocketed. The most common ploy of the Internet fraudster is to steal a credit card, and to buy a bunch of "stuff" online, then to have those items shipped to an alternate address. A month or three later the owner of the card discovers the fraudulent activity on their card; they file a chargeback, and the retailer loses their money. In the first four months of 2007 we have lost in the neighborhood of $11,500 due to this exact scenario. We finally had NO CHOICE but to adopt the policy that many other retailers had already switched to -- that of shipping ONLY to the registered billing address.

6. When I track my order the carrier's website provides info that doesn't make any sense. What kind of crap is that?

For instance, USPS sometimes reports that they haven't even received your package for shipping for several days after you signed for its delivery! Please do NOT inquire about so-called "missing" orders until the allotted time period for their arrival has elapsed (up to ten (10) BUSINESS DAYS for regular shipping, and up to five (5) BUSINESS DAYS for "RUSH"). Generally your order will arrive far sooner, but it cannot be considered "officially missing" until these times have elapsed.

7. Do you print your newspapers on real newsprint?

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8. Do your newspapers have print and ads and whatnot on BOTH sides?

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9. I submitted a question to you four days ago and I never received a reply.

This space USED to feature a couple of sentences like THIS: "As long as we can even remotely make sense of your message (the Internet is overflowing with the deranged at 3 a.m.) we ALWAYS reply. Always. Period. No exceptions. Always within 24 hours, but usually within a few hours, and often within a few minutes." We'll respond to inquiries that are even marginally valid/sane. But beyond that point we'll just delete them.

10. You said you refunded on something and credited my card, but all I see is a debit on my statement. Are you a bunch of rip-off bastards or what?!

Whenever a refund is found to be due, from us to you, it's done that very same night, after 22:30 Pacific, when our receipts for the day are batch-dumped to the credit card processor. We can't do a refund any sooner because as far as the system knows, your transaction does not yet exist (therefore it can't be reversed). At the moment we process a refund, an email is sent to the email address you used when you placed the order, confirming the refund, giving you a reference number for it, and stating what the refund was for. After that, it is up to YOUR BANK (or financial institution, card issuer, etc.) to decide when they want to post that refund to your statement. Banks, credit card companies and financial institutions, will usually hold onto those funds. It will usually take your bank or card company from a couple of days, to ten days or more, to finally get around to giving your money back to you, after we have given it back to them. Please do NOT email us with nasty-grams, accusing us of everything from stealing your money to kidnapping the Lindbergh baby, because we'll be just as snappy with you as you are with us. After all, the answer to your question was printed right here, all along.

11. I placed my order, but now I realize I made a mistake. Can I email you with a correction or update? Please? Just this once??

You must SUBMIT A NEW FORM. Just submit the form -- do NOT continue through the payment process again, or you'll be charged again!

12. I tried to buy something on your site but my credit card was declined. This is BS! My credit card should work!

The most common reasons an issuing bank declines a transaction include, but are not limited to:

  • The cardholder has exceeded the account's credit limit.
  • The cardholder is late on payment to the issuing bank.
  • The cardholder has specified to the issuing bank that the cardholder would not like Internet-based transactions to be approved for that card.
  • These are usually referred to as [REASON 2] by your card company. "Reason 2" is an error issued by YOUR card company, and not by us or any company affiliated with us. You must resolve all Reason-2 declines with your own card company.

13. I tried to place an order but it failed due to something called "500 SSL negotiation failed".

500 SSL NEGOTIATION FAILED: There are at least five companies or entities involved in the processing of a single online credit card transaction. One would seem to be enough, but too many people have found ways to insert themselves into the process to try to skim a few pennies off of every Internet sale. Each one of these outfits requires that your order be processed through their servers, like dominoes, one after another. Usually this all takes place in the blink of an eye. But if even one of those servers goes down, the transaction fails. Authorize.net is famous for server glitches, and the amount of money those problems cost their clients (us) in lost sales and angry (ex) customers is absolutely staggering. We see no evidence that Auth.net particularly cares. Generally, when you see this error, you can wait a few minutes and try again; chances are good it will then go through.

14. REASON 2, REASON 4, REASON 27 Declines, more info

REASON 27: The address you entered as your billing address does not match the address the credit card company has on file for that card.

REASONS 2, 4: . It is an error that YOUR card company issues to OUR card processor prohibiting the sale under any conditions. We simply pass that error code to you. There is nothing we can change in our cart that will stop a REASON 2 or 4 decline from being issued, BECAUSE IT IS ISSUED DIRECTLY FROM YOUR OWN BANK OR CREDIT CARD COMPANY, and NOT from, or by, us. We have no more control over your bank or its policies than you have over ours.

Even MORE info:
A REASON 2 decline means that (1) you are over your card limit and your card issuer has frozen further use of your card until you pay down the balance, or (2) it means that you are late on your payments and your card company has frozen your card until you pay down the balance, or (3) the cardholder has specified to the issuing bank that the cardholder would not like Internet-based transactions to be approved for that card.

 

15. REASON #3 Declines:

When we query the card processor's reason-code service for "Response Reason 3" we receive the following (note that in these cases the customer will need to use an alternate method of payment as we will not accomodate this non-standard request -- we see this roughly once every two or three years):

"This transaction has been declined. Notes: Integration Team Suggestions: A referral to a voice authorization center was received. Please call the appropriate number below for a voice authorization.
For American Express call: (800) 528-2121
For Diners Club call: (800) 525-9040
For Discover/Novus call: (800) 347-1111
For JCB call : (800) 522-9345
For Visa/MasterCard call: (800) 228-1122
Once an authorization is issued, you can then submit the transaction through your Virtual Terminal as a Capture Only transaction.
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16. REASON #250 Declines

REASON 250: If you're declined for [REASON 250], it's our doing. Reason 250 means that we've specifically and explicitly banned you from ordering from us. Usually that's because of some problem we've had with you in the past, but it could be due, simply, to activity on our website or in our shopping cart which we see as "suspicious". If you've tried to order inappropriate products in the past (Fake Home Medical Tests for Cancer, for instance, or Fake Drug Prescriptions for Cancer Treatment or Pre-Natal Vitamins, let's say), we may have blocked you for that.

17. REASON #65 Declines

REASON 65: This means you entered the card code (located on the back of your card) incorrectly. This could mean that you simply typed the wrong number and you should try again, or it could mean that the card you're trying to use is not really yours, and if we print and ship your product, we'll never get paid for it.

18. You charged my card once, twice (or thrice) even though my order was declined! What kind of rip-off bastards are you, anyway?!

There are two possible reasons for this:

(a) You clicked the "SUBMIT ORDER" button more than once. This has become such a huge problem that most banks and credit card processors have now set up a bit of software that looks for multiple transactions like this, which are usually made only seconds apart, and automatically cancels one of them. It may take a day or three for this cancellation to be seen on your credit card statement. If, after a few days, it still shows as a debit, simply notify us POLITELY and we'll immediately look into it. If a double or triple charge shows in our books, we'll credit as appropriate. However, sometimes a double charge will NOT show in our books. In that case you're dealing with a problem within your own bank. See below:

(b) Even in the case of a cancelled order, YOUR BANK will still often reserve the funds that would have gone to pay for your order. In the case of a declined transaction, WE do not EVER get your money, YOUR Credit Card Bank has put a hold on it. This is the policy of YOUR BANK, and we have no control over it. Your bank will usually automatically clear those funds within a few days. Please do NOT email us to ask why we charged your card, when the order was cancelled. We have NOT charged your card in this instance. It is the policy of YOUR BANK.

19. I filled out one of your forms and clicked SUBMIT, but either NOTHING happened, or something "bad" happened! What kind of idiots are you, anyway?!

Sometimes a connection between you and us (Houston) is slow and/or in the process of failing. Sometimes a bit can "get stuck" in your browser's cache, especially with Microsoft, not so much with Mozilla browsers. If this is the case, shutting down the browser and restarting it will usually cure it. Or even rebooting the computer, especially if it's Windows. Clearing the cache in a browser will often or usually help as well -- instructions are different depending on the browser. Also, a common problem is large image attachments. Pics need not usually be over, say, 100-200k, yet sometimes customers try to upload some ten meg (10,000k) monstrosity. Our forms will actually handle those, provided the customer is willing to sit and wait. Unfortunately, we've found no form that RELIABLY shows the progress of an upload, so we've opted for a form which doesn't even try to show the progress.

20. I Received a SPAM Email from You! I HATE Spam! Now I hate YOU!

No, you most assuredly did not receive a spam from us, nor a "newsletter" a "special offer for special customers", or any other email that was not specifically and explicitly related to the processing of your current order. We have never, ever sent a single spam, and we never will. To find out how this happens, please Google the term "spoof" or "spoofed emails". All communication is routed through our online form (below), so as to avoid any discrepancy regarding the origin of any email, whether coming in, or going out.

21. I want you to ship to an address other than my registered billing address. Can this be done?

No.

22. OK, OK, but I STILL want my order shipped to an alternate address. There must be SOME way to do this?!?

Sorry, but no. We want to protect you and ourselves from internet theft.

22. I Tried to Order but Got an "ERROR 21"!

Please try your order again.

When we run that error through the credit card processor we get the following.

Credit Card Error-21

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Date: 3.19.2010
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Your first transaction was declined. Your bank is holding those funds, not us. The second transaction has been refunded. Please allow 72 hours for it to be processed. Thank you.

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My account was debited twice for the same order. Please refund My card and cancel the order. this is the third email ive sent
Date: 3.19.2010
Author: Anne

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Anne, please return the order, and we will check it for errors. If it doesnt look exactly like the website example, we will refund or reprint at no charge. The return address is going to be emailed to you. Thank you!

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I have ordered from you before and the letters were straight and I get this order and one part of the name is straight and the other is going down.Not even on the same angle.Looks crocket. I wish I could send you a picture of it but I can't. I didn't know if that was how it was supposed to be now because I had ordered from you before this and the words were all straight so I just didn't know why they weren't on this order.
Date: 3.17.2010
Author: Steven

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Steven,

We would like to help you but we do not know how we could cancel the order when your payment has been accepted, your order processed and shipping paid for and shipped to the address on the invoice you completed.


We are sorry, but once its in the mail to the address you supplied, we cannot stop the shipment.

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Please cancel this order. I am going to try to find one at a store as I need it by Sunday. I will send back unopened if it is already shipped out. Thank you.
Date: 3.17.2010
Author: Anne

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Anne, we are very sorry to hear you are dissappointed with your order. We reviewed your invoice that you submitted to us.
It does say: Ultrasound Version Plain Ultrasound #1
We also checked the example on the webpage, it does show that we print the names on a angle, just as a ultrasound make look with the Dupont data tape. So we are a little confused as to how it doesnt meet your expectations?

We personalized it exactly as it shows on the web example, using the exact Ultrasound Version Plain Ultrasound #1 you requested.

FakeNewspapers.com
I got my order and I'm a little disappointed that the 3 names on the top are sideways and I meant to get #2 instead of 1. Can I please have the names straightened and on #2?? Please? Or can you please just get the names straightened?
Date: 3.16.2010
Author: Helen

Reply:

Helen,

Ok we are confused because you use the name Helen here but the order name is Tracy. Its hard for us to determine who is who when you use multiple names. We have your order, it is indeed for two ultrasounds, and we also have your two newer forms for your date corrections. Your order will be shipping 3-17-10.

Thanks and we are glad we got this cleared up!

FakeNewspapers.com

"Date: 3.15.2010
Author: Helen

Reply:

Helen,

I see your order, but its only for one ultrasound plain version #2. There is no payment for the second you mentioned. Also, if you submitted two more forms, we dont have them.

FakeNewspapers.com


ORDER DETAILS:
Item: Fake Ultrasounds FC-50 & FC-101
Quantity: 1
Description: Fake Ultrasounds, Versions FC-50 and 101
Price (each): $16.95
Item Total: $16.95
_________________________________________

Subtotal: $16.95
Shipping (International - Usually 5-15 Days): +$38.98
Grand Total: $55.93

I submitted an order yestrday (Invoice No.: 10191 Order No.: 99701040 Date: 03/14/2010) one on plain paper and one on glossy. I realized this morning that I needed to change the date. I submitted two new forms. I'm just wondering if I did it right? If it came through in time?
Also I still would like you to print everything straight not at an angle.
Thank you, Helen"

Oh wow I am totaly confused...First of all...Where are you located? I'm in the US. I selected priority mail. Not international. The charge was $8.95. My paypal acct. was charged $42.85 not $55.96 I'm pretty positive I ordered two. One glossy and one plain paper. If you add one ultrasound $16.95+ second ultrasound $16.95+ priority shipping $8.95 that= $42.85. The total charged to my paypal acct. Not 55.93 as you mentioned.

Could you please check again? Also I tried redoing it just now to see how the pricing works. I hope I didn't complete and get charged for another order. That was not my intent.

It shows in my email that you did recieve my two re submissions. So like I said I am totally confused.

The date I needed on the ultrasounds is 03/26/2010.

I really hope we can figure this out before 04/01/2010. These are intended as an April fools joke.
Thank you in advanced for anything you do to rectify all of this. Helen
Date: 3.16.2010
Author: Angela

Reply:

Angela, we have sent 3 different samples to your email address over a week ago. Please check spam and trash folders.

FakeNewspapers.com

I have yet to receive an email. Just wondering if you sent it.

Date: 3.10.2010
Author: Angela

Reply:

Im sending you an example via email.

ok a stock one may be better. How do I go about ordering that? I was having a hard time finding it on your site all I could find were modern stock designs.

-Angela

Reply:

Angela,

We would love to print one for you. We have a stock design that would work, you are welcome to write your own story about evolution if you like. Or we can have the headline say something about it?

Sincerely,

FakeNewspapers.com

Hello I am in a play that takes place in the 1920's and need a news paper or two for this show. Can you print fake 1920's style news papers? most of it can be stock if it's not too much it would be great to have an article about evolution in it, but if you have a stock one that would be better than nothing. Thanks.
Date: 3.16.2010
Author: Stephanie

Reply:


Stephanie,
We attempted to send it to the correct address. It shows in that tracking information that it did indeed go to you, and then returned to us.

On 3/8/10 we emailed you stating your order was returned to us:
To: turtlesw@hotmail.com

Hello,

Your order was shipped and has been returned to us by USPS for the following reason:

Forwarding Address Expired.

You may choose to have us reship your package. Information is at the bottom of this link: http://www.trixiepixgraphics.com/misc/about_shipping.html

Your package will be held here until 30 days past the original mailing date. After which it will be destroyed.

Thank You,

FakeNewspapers.com

--------------------------------------------------
www.FakeNewspapers.com
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This email may contain confidential information and/or copyright material. This email is intended for the use of the addressee only. Any unauthorized use may be unlawful. If you receive this email by mistake, please advise the sender immediately by using the reply facility in your email software. You should be aware that the contents of this email may be monitored to ensure compliance with the TrixiePixGraphics user policy. Replies to this email, and including all email sent to or through the TrixiePixGraphics.com and FakeNewspapers.com domains, are not considered private and may be subject to public dissemination.

It states on the package that your forarding address has expired. If you would like us to reship it, you can find information on that here: http://www.trixiepixgraphics.com/misc/about_shipping.html

Thanks!

FakeNewspapers.com






Ok, I went to the USPS to track and confirm my package and it was sent somewhere in Washington! I live in Missouri! This is what it said on usps.com :
We attempted to deliver your item at 8:03 AM on March 4, 2010 in SEATTLE, WA 98113 and a notice was left. You may pick up the item at the Post Office indicated on the notice, go to www.usps.com/redelivery, or call 800-ASK-USPS to arrange for redelivery. If this item is unclaimed after 15 days then it will be returned to the sender. Information, if available, is updated periodically throughout the day. Please check again later.





Enter Label/Receipt Number.





Detailed Results:

Notice Left, March 04, 2010, 8:03 am, SEATTLE, WA 98113
Processed through Sort Facility, March 03, 2010, 6:21 pm, KENT, WA 98032
Processed through Sort Facility, March 01, 2010, 10:22 pm, HAZELWOOD, MO 63042
Out for Delivery or Available at PO Box, February 26, 2010, 9:38 am, BALLWIN, MO 63011
Sorting Complete, February 26, 2010, 9:08 am, BALLWIN, MO 63011
Arrival at Post Office, February 26, 2010, 9:04 am, BALLWIN, MO 63011
Processed through Sort Facility, February 24, 2010, 10:29 pm, KENT, WA 98032
Electronic Shipping Info Received, February 24, 2010

PLEASE resend the item to my correct address!! Thanks!



Date: 3.15.2010
Author: Stephanie

Reply:

We have resent the info twice today. Also, here is the tracking number.

The package's Signature Confirmation ID is 9121805213907029474660

To check the delivery status of your package at any time please visit:
https://www.endicia.com/Status/?PIC=9121805213907029474660
or the U.S. Postal Service's web-site:
http://www.usps.com/shipping/trackandconfirm.htm


I ordered a fake wedding certificate on February 24 and still have not received a tracking number saying that my order is shipped. Where is my order??? Thanks!!
-Stepahnie
Date: 3.16.2010
Author: Steven

Reply:
Steven,

Your first attempt was declined. Your bank is holding those funds, not us. You may contact them for more info.

Thanks!

FakeNewspapers.com

You charged me twice for this order. I only ordered one pregnant belly. Please refund the second charge and please do not send me two pregnant bellies. One is enough. Have a great day.
Date: 3.15.2010
Author: Stephanie

Reply:

We have resent the info twice today. Also, here is the tracking number.

The package's Signature Confirmation ID is 9121805213907029474660

To check the delivery status of your package at any time please visit:
https://www.endicia.com/Status/?PIC=9121805213907029474660
or the U.S. Postal Service's web-site:
http://www.usps.com/shipping/trackandconfirm.htm


I ordered a fake wedding certificate on February 24 and still have not received a tracking number saying that my order is shipped. Where is my order??? Thanks!!
-Stepahnie
Date: 3.15.2010
Author: Helen

Reply:

Helen,

I see your order, but its only for one ultrasound plain version #2. There is no payment for the second you mentioned. Also, if you submitted two more forms, we dont have them.

FakeNewspapers.com


ORDER DETAILS:
Item: Fake Ultrasounds FC-50 & FC-101
Quantity: 1
Description: Fake Ultrasounds, Versions FC-50 and 101
Price (each): $16.95
Item Total: $16.95
_________________________________________

Subtotal: $16.95
Shipping (International - Usually 5-15 Days): +$38.98
Grand Total: $55.93

I submitted an order yestrday (Invoice No.: 10191 Order No.: 99701040 Date: 03/14/2010) one on plain paper and one on glossy. I realized this morning that I needed to change the date. I submitted two new forms. I'm just wondering if I did it right? If it came through in time?
Also I still would like you to print everything straight not at an angle.
Thank you, Helen
Date: 3.13.2010
Author: Anne

Reply:

Sorry Anne, currently our cart has no method to use two cards. We are in the process of upgrading the website, but that is still a ways out.
We have two orders currently for you, one has been paid for and has cleared. The other has been selected as offline payment.

Sincerely,

FakeNewspapers.com

No,I was using a gift card and I thought I would have enough and it went over cause of shipping so I wanted to use the one I was using that went over and another one to cover the rest. I'm sorry I should have been more clear. :-/
Date: 3.12.2010
Author: Anne

Reply:

Anne,

I think I understand, I see your offline order. So you want to pay for that offline order with a different credit card? And have both orders ship together?

FakeNewspapers.com

I tryed to order something else with my credit card and it got declined and I have another one so can I use 2 credit cards to cover it and How ? You don't really have that 2 credit card option but I just wanted to ask anyway. :-/ AND can I do it before it ships out?
Date: 3.12.2010
Author: Helen

Reply:

They are 10 to 17 Weeks.

Yes, we can straighten the lables. We will watch for your order and fix that for you.

Thanks for writing in!

FakeNewspapers.com

"Note: The Dr. name and patient name, as shown below, are intentionally arranged to be at an angle -- this
simulates the data tape that is often sloppily affixed to the plate before it is copied and given to the patient."

Can you print these straight instead of at an angle? Thx

Also could you give the aprox weeks of the #1 and 2 plain ultrasound? Thx again.!
Date: 3.11.2010
Author: Paul

Reply:

We have resent the tracking info twice today to this address: pdechant@nd.edu

Label/Receipt Number: 9121 8052 1390 7092 8270 11

Hello,

I placed an order for your Fake Pregnancy Belly on 3/6/2010. As of today, 3/11, I have yet to receive tracking information on my purchase. I've checked my Spam folder and made sure I'm able to receive emails from the mail carriers. I know that you don't handle order tracking yourself, so I was more curious to confirm that my order has shipped. Though if you do have any information regarding my tracking number, it'd be greatly appreciated.

Thank you,
Paul
Date: 3.11.2010
Author: Kirti

Reply:

The tracking info is provided by USPS.com. If customs has held the package, that is out of our control. It can take up to 30 business days to receive an international package.

Label/Receipt Number: LJ57 2107 036U S
Class: First-Class Mail International
Service(s): International Letter
Status: Electronic Shipping Info Received

The U.S. Postal Service was electronically notified by the shipper on March 4, 2010 to expect your package for mailing. This does not indicate receipt by the USPS or the actual mailing date. Delivery status information will be provided if / when available. Information, if available, is updated periodically throughout the day. Please check again later.


Hi there i been trying to tack my order by the number u gave but nothing comes up. It's a prank for my partner and his birthday is on Tuesday 15th march, please help me an let me know I it sent.
Date: 3.10.2010
Author: Angela

Reply:

Im sending you an example via email.

ok a stock one may be better. How do I go about ordering that? I was having a hard time finding it on your site all I could find were modern stock designs.

-Angela

Reply:

Angela,

We would love to print one for you. We have a stock design that would work, you are welcome to write your own story about evolution if you like. Or we can have the headline say something about it?

Sincerely,

FakeNewspapers.com

Hello I am in a play that takes place in the 1920's and need a news paper or two for this show. Can you print fake 1920's style news papers? most of it can be stock if it's not too much it would be great to have an article about evolution in it, but if you have a stock one that would be better than nothing. Thanks.
Date: 3.9.2010
Author: Angela

Reply:

Angela,

We would love to print one for you. We have a stock design that would work, you are welcome to write your own story about evolution if you like. Or we can have the headline say something about it?

Sincerely,

FakeNewspapers.com

Hello I am in a play that takes place in the 1920's and need a news paper or two for this show. Can you print fake 1920's style news papers? most of it can be stock if it's not too much it would be great to have an article about evolution in it, but if you have a stock one that would be better than nothing. Thanks.
Date: 3.9.2010
Author: Irynaa

Reply:

We cannot contact our customers private banks. It is not safe for us to share or contact anyone on a cutomer request. Your information is private and we take it seriously.

FakeNewspapers.com

i just got off with my bank about the charge on my credit card $25.90 ... they wont cancel the transaction until you contect them ... they want you to send the a fax 856 - 533 - 1138 ... please help .
Date: 3.9.2010
Author: Irynaa

Reply:

In the case of declined cards. YOUR BANK will still often reserve the funds that would have gone to pay for your order. In the case of a declined transaction, WE do not EVER get your money, YOUR Credit Card Bank has put a hold on it. This is the policy of YOUR BANK, and we have no control over it. Your bank will usually automatically clear those funds within a few days. Please do NOT email us to ask why we charged your card, when the order was cancelled. We have NOT charged your card in this instance. It is the policy of YOUR BANK.

called my bank and they told me that my card that ends with 6943 was charged $25.90
Date: 3.9.2010
Author: Irynaa

Reply:

Your credit card was declined for those orders.

FakeNewspapers.com

i received an email saying my question was answered. i went on the site but i cant see the answer
Date: 3.9.2010
Author: JADA

Thank you very much...im looking forward to receiving my product.
Date: 3.8.2010
Author: Daniel

Reply:

All looks good on this side. Thanks!

FakeNewspapers.com

Hello Fakenewspapers.com,

I was just wondering if I managed to do the upload and payment correctly. I have an order I placed and I uploaded to the FTP, I was just wondering if you got the file.

Thanks so much!

Dan
Date: 3.8.2010
Author: JADA

Reply,

With transparencys, they sometimes print like that. We will reprint and try to lighten your image and reship tomorrow. Thank you for your patience.

Sincerely,

FakeNewspapers.com

Hello. Today i received my fake ultrasound fc-50&fc-101.while i am happy with the speedy delivery there is a error with the product,there is no fetus! Haha. I raised it up to the light to make sure i wasnt over looking it,but it wasnt there.There is only black ink with a spot of white,but thats not the fetus either,im guessing the printer messed up.i even checked the website version to compare (plain ultrasound #1) and it looks nothing like the one i received.can you please replace it with a better and clearer product asap.thanks

How do i send it back? Whats the process?
You pay for the shipping correct?
Date: 3.8.2010
Author: Kelli

Reply:
Kelli,

Do you have an order number? If you submitted payment, you would have an order number in the confirmation email.

FakeNewspapers.com



Hello I ordered a Pregnancy test
on a tuesday morning an if its in stock when would that have been shipped. It was last Tuesday in fact.
Date: 3.3.2010
Author: JohnnybGood

Thanks for your great comments, thats why we are in business!

FakeNewspapers.com

This is the coolest thing ever. I made a change to my order but you guys said that was easy to fix. You all seem really helpful with the whole process. I am pretty eager to see how this whole thing turns out. Thanks soooo much! This is going to be a hoot!
Date: 3.2.2010
Author: cindy

Reply:

Date of Collection = The date the test was taken.
Date Recieved = The date the test was received by the lab.
Date Reported = The date the lab wrote the test results.

All dates can be the same day or whatever you like.

FakeNewspapers.com

I was wondering about a few things on the fake pregnancy papers..... 1. date of collection 2. date received 3. date reported....just a little confused??
Thanks
Date: 2.26.2010
Author: Bruce Lindsay

Reply:
Your order has been reshipped at our cost.


FakeNewspapers.com

Hi and thanks for your prompt reply , I would appreciate it if you could please re-ship the order asap .... I await confirmation of shipping and dispatch..

thanks again
Bruce
Date: 2.25.2010
Author: Bruce Lindsay

Reply: Bruce the item is lost in the mail. We would like to offer you two choices. We can reship your order today, or provide you with a full refund.

FakeNewspapers.com

USPS Inquiry Reply:
I understand you are the sender of the First Class Mail International item with label number, LJ571157685US, and you are disappointed that there is no further information available on this item.
I do apologize for any misunderstanding of the characteristics of this mail class. The number, LJ571157685US, tells me that this is a First Class Mail International item. This is not a tracking number, rather it is a customs numberand does not provide tracking information.
The latest information available for this item indicates we were electronically notified to expect this item for mailing on January 8, 2010.
First Class Mail International and Priority Mail International Flat Rate small box and envelope items do not offer tracking or tracing as part of the service. For this reason, the members of the Universal Postal Union have agreed that accepting or processing inquiries for First Class Mail International and Priority Mail International Flat Rate small box and envelope items are not mandatory. Accordingly, the United States Postal Service does not accept inquiries on First Class Mail International items and Priority Mail International Flat Rate small box and envelope items. We appreciate your notifying us of the possible delay or loss of the item you mailed. Please accept our apology for the possible delay or loss of this item and the inconvenience this matter has caused you.
If you need tracking or tracing for an International item in the future, please note the information at the following link regarding International inquires and claims:
http://www.usps.com/insuranceclaims/intlclaims.htm
I am sorry I cannot provide you with more information. The average delivery time for a Priority Mail International item is 6 - 10 Postal business days. The average delivery time for a First Class Mail International item varies.

If I can be of assistance to you in the future on another matter, please don’t hesitate to contact me.
Thank you for choosing the United States Postal Service.
Patricia S
I await the outcome, I will launch a paypal queery on March 04th if this has not finally been resolved , ( credit , re-ship or original turned up )
Date: 2.25.2010
Author: Bruce Lindsay

Reply:

Yes, Bruce. We see it different.

We see that in order to send you a tracking number, your product was produced and shipped. However; it appears it may be lost in the mail. Hence, the waiting period. Hence, the reason we started a trace with USPS.

We will provide you with the results of the USPS trace but no other information or transpondence from this point.


FakeNewspapers.com

I ahve contacted you on multiple occasions , prior to 30 days yes but only to ask for an update ...As I contacted USPS WITH THE NUMBER YOU GAVE ME AND i WAS TOLD THEY HAD BEEN MADE AWARE OF A PACKAGE REFERENCE THAT NUMBER BUT IT HAD NOT YET BEEN DESPATCHED BY YOURSELVES. THIS AS YOU MAY AGREE WOULD BE A SOURCE FOR CONCERN AS AFTER A CALENDER MONTH FROM INITIAL ORDER AND YOU HAD NOT COMPLETED IT AND DESPATCHED IT , SO I THEN CONTACTED YOURSELVES TO BE TOLD TO WAIT 30 WORKING DAYS SO I GAVE YOU THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT AND WAITED UNTIL I RETURNED FROM A TRIP . ONCE AGAIN USING TRACK AND TRACE I FIND OUT THAT YOU HAVE NOT YET PASSED A PARCEL USING THE TRACKING NUMBER TO USPS , AND NOW ALARM BELLS RING AS IT IS WELL OVER 8 WEEKS SINCE ORDER WAS PLACED AND PAID FOR . ALTHOUGH YOU ARE NOW SAYING YOU WILL BE PROFFESIONAL AND LOOK INTO IT THIS LENGTH OF DELAY IS FAR FROM WHAT I WOULD CALL PROFFESSIONAL ....MAYBE YOU SEE IT DIFFERENT ????
Date: 2.24.2010
Author: JADA

Reply:
Jada,

No problem, you have not been charged yet, so yes, you can start over. Thx!

FakeNewspapers.com

i think accidently chose to pay by mail (i dont even know how that works), but i really wanted to pay with a credit card. after i filled out all the information it only gave me an option to print or continue shopping, i printed it out but it didnt say it my product was confirmed or anything. does this mean that i can redue the whole process over again without somehow being charged twice? because i did insert some of my credit card info in the spot where it is said enter account info, but my card number was not entered or at least it didnt show on my paper print out
Date: 2.24.2010
Author: Tinkerbelle

Reply:

Our products are meant to really fake people out. We have had great comments on all our fake gag tests. Thx!

FakeNewspapers.com

I am wondering before I place an order how authentic you work is...I want to try the fake paternity test with my sister....she is 34....Would she be able to tell it is fake??
Date: 2.24.2010
Author: Bruce Lindsay

Reply:
Update: USPS case number for request is: HQ101428080

Maybe you should have followed procedure? Did you contact us after 30 business days like we asked you to?
No.
You kept trying before that.
Did you ask us to resend your order?
No.
We will still be professional and do as we promised and start an inquiry with USPS.

FakeNewspapers.com

Hello I now feel I have been patient enough my order has still not arrived this was placed on 18th December 2009 , Luckily I paid via paypal and will now be launching an items not recieved claim against you
Date: 2.20.2010
Author: Dionne

Reply:

Dionne,

We were just able to grab your order before it went out. I have it here with me. What would you like to add to it?

FakeNewspapers.com

I recently ordered a fake DNA test and I was wondering is there a place to put the names of the minor(S) in question.I see the spaces marked donor 1&2 are for the mother and "father"
Date: 2.19.2010
Author: Sean

Reply,

Yes we can do that if you have a copy of the newspaper design you want. We would need to see it to form yours.

Thanks!

FakeNewspapers.com

I need a newspaper for a college production. I need it in to be a late 1980's 'Wall Street Journal'. Content is not important so long as none of the large lettered headlines are too crazy. Is this something I could get through your company?
Date: 2.11.2010
Author: Tatiana

It was shipped.

Thank you for responding so promptly. I have checked the tracling number, however they don't have any info on the package. I was just wondering if you actually shipped it or is it just scheduled for shipment?
I would also appreciate if you remove my private i nformation (address and full name) from your forums.
Thanks
Date: 2.11.2010
Author: Tatiana

Reply:

Tatiana

The following optional services were used: None

The package's Express Mail ID is EO043670379US


HI, I would appreciate if you could let me know whether my rush order has already shipped or if it ships today. I intended it as a gift, so I just wanted to know what are the chances of me getting it by Saturday. Thank you very much in advance for responding. Cool products, by the way!
Date: 2.10.2010
Author: Sherri

Sherri,

Actually our policy states this:
By default your email address, phone, and other identifying data about you is hidden from public view. We reserve the right to display it. When you click "submit", your message will be heavily filtered for offensive keywords and unpleasant phrases. If it doesn't survive the initial filters it is deleted automatically and we will not be aware of your submission. If you feel you do not wish to risk placing your inquiry into the public domain, then you should not use this form. This is our sole means of customer support.

All you needed to do was ask politely.

FakeNewspapers.com


It says above that our personal info is hidden from public when writing to this forum. Mine is not hidden, and i'm not happy about that. For obvious reasons this is not good. PLEASE REMOVE IT ASAP. Thank you.
Sherri A.
Date: 2.9.2010
Author: Sherri

Reply:
Here is a copy of the shopping cart you approved and paid for:
FakeNewspapers.com / TrixiePixGraphics.com - Online Order
=============================================================
Invoice No.: 9877 Order No.: 96176595 Date: 01/12/2010

SHIP TO:
Sherri Arias

Payment Method: PayPal

ORDER DETAILS:
Item: Personalized Fake Newspapers
Quantity: 1
Description: Personalized Customized Fake Newspapers. Base price $17.95, larger sizes and options affect pricing
Size and Style: Small Pocket Clippings $17.95, No headline, 6x9 inches, 10 identical copies
Print on Aged (old, yellow) Newsprint?: Plain Newsprint (not aged)
Price (each): $17.95
Item Total: $17.95
_________________________________________

Subtotal: $17.95
Shipping (Priority, Usually 3-7 Days): +$9.95
Grand Total: $27.90


Sincerely;
FakeNewspapers.com

MY CREDIT CARD VIA PAYPAL WAS OVERCHARGED FOR MY ORDER. THE ORDER WAS FOR ONE POCKET SIZED OBIT FOR 17.99. I WAS CHARGED 27.90 FOR SOME REASON. PLEASE INVESTIGATE. THANK YOU!!
SHERRI ARIAS
Date: 2.8.2010
Author: Bruce Lindsay

Reply:

Bruce,

If you would READ the previous reply during your first request. It states:
Reply:
Bruce,

Please confirm your address below. International shipping can be delayed due to customs. After 30 business days you have not received your order, please reply to this email and we start an inquiry with USPS.

Sincerely,
FakeNewspapers.com


Today is the 23rd BUSINESS DAY Bruce. Like previously stated: If your order does not show up after 30 (thirty) business days we will start an inquiry with USPS to find your package.

FakeNewspapers.com




A package will be or has been shipped to you via U.S. Postal Service Priority Mail Intl, Flat Rate Env to the following address:

Bruce Lindsay
39 Whalley Road, Altham West
Accrington, Lancashire BB55DH
GREAT BRITAIN


It is now almost a calender month since i ordered and paid for my goods , yet still U.S. Postal Service have not recieved the goods for shipping ? WHERE IS IT ?????



HI you told me to leave it for 30 days and yet stillno shipping information , I now feel unless I have an adequate response then I must take the action of requesting my money back via paypal
Date: 2.4.2010
Author: Bobby

Reply:

Thats great to hear Bobby. We have received your form and the picture attachment. Let us know if we can help anymore.


okay, folks, i think i've got it now. the order i sent was a test. i'll send the proper order later. thanks.
Date: 2.4.2010
Author: Bobby

Reply:

What browser are you viewing our website with?

When you click submit on the form, you dont see this message?

-------------------------------------------------------------------------

You have submitted a personalization form,
but you have not yet submitted your order.

Please print a copy for your records
then click the red link below:

CONTINUE to SHOPPING CART



i'm trying to order c-00, whole size. when i submit the page doesn't do anything except for the pop-up i mentioned where it askes me to confirm that i'll be available for your emails. i affirm it and nothing happens.
Date: 2.3.2010
Author: Bobby

Reply:
Bobby, thanks for writing in. I see you have uploaded a rar to the file share. What item are you trying to order? Whats the item number? Whats the next screen you see after you finish your form?

Sincerely,
FakeNewspapers.com


please help. this thing is killing me. i've already sent you the text file, as you directed, titled 'meyergate'. problem now is: i fill out the form, but sometimes it takes me an hour or so. i click 'submit' and all i get is a note about getting your emails. then, i start all over again. not good. what's a guy to do?
Date: 2.3.2010
Author: Bruce Lindsay

Reply:
Bruce,

Please confirm your address below. International shipping can be delayed due to customs. After 30 business days you have not received your order, please reply to this email and we start an inquiry with USPS.

Sincerely,
FakeNewspapers.com




A package will be or has been shipped to you via U.S. Postal Service Priority Mail Intl, Flat Rate Env to the following address:

Bruce Lindsay
39 Whalley Road, Altham West
Accrington, Lancashire BB55DH
GREAT BRITAIN


It is now almost a calender month since i ordered and paid for my goods , yet still U.S. Postal Service have not recieved the goods for shipping ? WHERE IS IT ?????
Date: 2.2.2010
Author: trying to complete order

Reply,
The shopping cart may have had a glitch, please try again today.

I am trying to place my order but there is no submit option on the screen.
Date: 1.28.2010
Author: Nisha

Reply:

Your order has been cancelled. Your bank may be placing a standard hold on your funds, we have no way of knowing or removing that hold. Please go ahead and reorder whatever you like. Thanks for writing in!

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Sorry for the incovience.. Will you please cancle the charge to my avvount for you guys and I will use my other debit card with my new mailing address so I can purchase your complete package.. my order number is 96795560
Date: 1.25.2010
Author: Bobby

Reply:

Bobby,

No problem, please put it in a text file and upload it here:

http://www.trixiepixgraphics.com/securenet_cart_options/newspaper_public_ftp.html


We will find it after you post it there and apply it to your order. If there are any issues, we will contact you by email, so stay tuned! Thanks for writing in.

FakeNewspapers.com


i'd like to purchase a custom large (broadsheet) newspaper with my original story. problem is, what i've typed and attempted to paste in your form is 1865 words - much more than your 4500 character maximum. my question - can you tag it 'continued on a-4' or similar, and pull some stock copy or ad space for the remainder? i can edit some words out, but not enough to make it fit in the allocated space. thanks.
Date: 1.25.2010
Author: Nisha

Reply:

Your order was declined buy the bank. They gave us this reason:
Payment Processor Error:
The transaction resulted in an AVS mismatch. The address provided does not match billing address of cardholder. (Reason 27)

Order No.: 96795560
Date: 01/23/2010


We have not charged you. Your bank may be holding the funds, as they often do when you dont provide the correct address. You should contact them to resolve that issue. Thanks for writing in!

FakeNewspapers.com


I purchased a fake ultra sound from you and I did recive an order number or a conformation number.. But the amount has been debited from my account.. I need to know did the order go throught with you guys and if so may i please have the order number or tracking number..
Date: 1.18.2010
Author: LeeAnn

Reply from FakeNewspapers.com:

Hi LeeAnn,
Thanks for writing in. Here is your tracking number.

The package's Signature Confirmation ID is 9121805213907153148185

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I don't mean to bother you but I wanted to make sure that my order went thru properly. I can't wait to get this and know you guys will do a wonderful job on my order. Thanks so much for your time!
Date: 1.17.2010
Author: Harold Williams

REPLY from FakeNewspapers.com:
We allow an extra day for processing so you have the chance to cancel your order. When you check the I agree to your terms box. You agreed to our return policy that has been approved by paypal for personalized products. Those terms can be found in multiple places on the website, such as here:
http://www.trixiepixgraphics.com/misc/about_shipping.html

I am sorry we cannot refund on products that you requested to be personalized.

FakeNewspapers.com


hello, i've recently purchased 2 fake paternity tests through your site, i have not received them yet, however i would like a return.
Date: 1.13.2010
Author: Sherri

Reply:

Your order shows it was paid for via Paypal. In Paypal there are multiple options for funding the transaction. Perhaps you selected to use a credit card inside paypal? We cannot see or view credit card numbers, so I cannot tell you which card was charged. You would have to login and check your paypal account.


Thanks!

FakeNewspapers.com

I paid for my order today with my visa, but on the receipt it said paid for via paypal which would be my Am Exp. That confuses me (easily done)...just want to make sure both cards were not charged. Order# 96176595. Thanks!
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