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Note about the difference between "laminated" and "dry-erase":
Our plain paper and plain posterboard checks can be laminated. Just choose "laminate me" during checkout. However, if you're hoping to use a laminated check as a dry-erase check, please understand that there is a world of difference between the material used to laminate, and a true dry-erase surface. A laminate film is soft. It'll work fine for dry-erase for the first couple of uses, but its surface will invariable and unavoidably become scratched and scuffed. Even scuffing on a microscopic level makes dry-erase marker more and more difficult to remove, until finally, it can't be removed at all. Since the very purpose of choosing a dry-erase product is to obtain the best possible longevity of said product, it doesn't make sense to save a few bucks on a laminated surface, but have that surface become unusable for the intended purpose after only a few uses. We supply most dry-erase products for a national restaurant chain, for instance. Our dry-erase media continues to hold up and work perfectly, year after year after decade. Occasionally the chain buys twenty or thirty thousand units of some sort of so-called "dry-erase" product, which turns out to be really just a laminated paper, because it was cheap. And in a few months time the dumpsters are full of that same product. Lamination will protect your product from ocassional liquid spills, and it'll provide a bit of UV protection, and it'll turn a rough old piece of poster paper into an almost luxurious-to-the-touch media, but if you need something for a dry-erase purpose, please choose the appropriate item in a true dry-erase media from the selections below.

Non Customizable Giant Checks

$7.95 14x28 inches Non-personalized Giant Checks on semi-stiff posterboard (FCH-17)
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$145.00 35x18 inches Giant Checks on semi-gloss, very rigid, non-erasable Gatorboard (FCH-6)
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$32.95 22x42 inches Giant Checks on heavy poster paper (FCH-8)    <<< Most Popular <<<
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$165.00 42x91 inches Giant Checks on flexible dry-erase (FCH-12)

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$175.00 35x18 inches Giant Checks on hi-gloss, rigid, dry-erase Gatorboard (FCH-14)
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Message Area: I LOVE Your checks. I've looked around for other options, but yours are still the best. You guys did a job for me a couple yrs ago and client LOVED it!! I know you say you don't customize your template checks, but you did for me before. I would design my own (cuz I can), but I love your backgrounds, and I don't have access to them, so I need your help! Pleeeeaase tell me you can do this!. Your backgrounds are the absolute best and I have to have em. I will be happy to pay extra for any additional work needed. Tell me what to do. Nothing less than your check will do. All the other ones on other sites SUCK. They don't have the beautiful backgrounds. I love your site and love everything you write about copyrights, bitchy clients and insane requests, non-payment, etc. I'm a designer and run into these problems all the time. (did I kiss your ass enough? Let me know if you can help me : ) Thank you very much. Sandra Dixon


Heavy Poster Paper Giant Checks: Our heavy poster-paper checks are available in two sizes: 21 x 42 inches, and 42 x 91 inches (roughly 4 feet by 7.5 feet -- in other words, HUGE!). Use these for occasions in which the check will not be handled excessively but will be mounted by the customer to a foamboard or gatorboard type backing, or will be affixed to a wall, blackboard, window, or other structure. These are by far the most economical giant checks available. The printing is crisp, colors are vivid, and they're guaranteed to get attention. Great for advertising, gags with friends, even to pay off loans or nagging IOUs. And did we say they're affordable?

Posterboard Giant Checks: Measuring 14 x 28 inches, we think of these as "special purpose" checks, printed directly onto posterboard, these checks are sufficiently stiff that they can be held up by one person, yet flexible enough that they can be rolled & stored in a tube (use the tube they ship in). They're small enough that they can be used in a crowded boardroom. Coated with a liquid UV protection, they're very durable and the size makes them very "handy".

CASH-REWARDS™: Giant Checks: These are a proprietary giant check and may not be used by non-members of the CASH REWARDS program.

Dry-Erase Giant Checks: Dry-Erase Giant Checks are printed on a flexible, true-dry-erase media. This can be rolled tightly for storage and transport to sales locations, meetings, promotions, etc. The face of this media is NOT LAMINATED; it is a true-dry-erase media. Laminates are relatively soft, which translates to frequent scratching, scuffing and premature failure. A scratched surface will soon become difficult to clean 00 the dry erase inks will begin to stick. Laminates often bubble in time, delaminate, and tend to buckle if rolled -- all reasons we do not use laminates! Laminates are also not actual dry-erase materials. It so happens that many laminates will work as a dry-erase surface. Sort of. For awhile. But they become increasingly difficult to clean and, in our view, are just not useful as a long-lasting, quality product. We see companies come along often who try to promote various laminated giant checks, because, by using a laminate, they can print onto cheap paper yet still advertise the checks as "dry-erase". Such companies usually don't stay around long. Use our flexible true-dry-erase checks in situations where complete portability is needed (they'll easily roll into a 3" diameter tube) and/or in cases where backlighting can produce a brilliant, striking effect. Use our Gatorboard dry-erase giant checks when you need to project elegance and class. Our true-dry-erase media is luxurious and, well, cool! The surface is extremely, strikingly glossy, and it's assured these checks will get attention. Sized at 21 x 42 inches and 42 x 91, rollable or rigid. We supply all dry-erase media for a national pizza chain -- our media holds up year after year after decade under conditions that often approach a scene out of Dante's Inferno.

Gatorboard-mounted Giant Checks: Gatorboard-mounted Giant Checks are the Cadillacs of Giant Checks. Printed on either true-dry-erase media (not cheap paper, then laminated) or semi-gloss high resolution photo stock, these checks are professionally mounted to a relatively new material called "Gatorboard". It leaves foamboard in the dust (we don't use foamboard and never have). Gatorboard is incredibly strong, absolutely flat (unlike the thin, plastic, laminated Sintra-like backings some companies occasionally try to promote). The images shown on the product page for these checks don't even begin to demonstrate the strength of this material. It's truly amazing. Being pool-table-true and flat means that the audience or the cameraman won't see glossy "warps" and shimmering, lumpy highlights that move across the surface of thin, flexible backings. These have the look and feel of class, imparting the message that no expense was spared, that the company displaying these checks is healthy, prosperous, and has consummate good taste. These checks look as good or better than any you'll ever see on TV. Giant checks don't get any better than this.

"Design-Your-Own" from Scratch: Although we offer Giant Checks in a size, media and format for any occasion, budget and purpose, there are occasionally customers who need something out of the ordinary. In the past we've created one-of-a-kind custom checks for customers. But the time required for the back and forth of proofs, changes, artwork, changes to artwork, suggestions, corrections, updates.....proved prohibitive. We now offer to print and manufacture any check of your own design. Just create the Giant Check in the layout program of your choice, save the final product as a bitmap image (i.e. .tif, .jpg, .psd, .png, etc.) and we'll print it on the media of your choice, with or without backing. Corporations take advantage of this option year after year after year. If you don't see the size/backing option you need on the product page, please inquire.

 

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