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This Giant Check requires only that you fill in the blanks and supply
your logo (optional). To see our complete line of Giant Contest
Winner-type Checks click HERE
Item Number FCH-8
22x42 inches Giant Checks on heavy poster paper (FCH-8)
*** If I provide the actual banking information from my checking account for the giant checks, how secure is this information?
*** It's exactly as secure as it is every other time you mail or hand someone or some company a check. You're not providing any information to us that you don't provide to anyone who receives one of your checks.
Real
Giant Checks
Try
black crayon instead of felt pen on paper / posterboard checks
Remember: You are responsible for your image.
GIGO means: Garbage In, Garbage Out. If you supply a poor quality logo
image, it will print on your check(s) as a poor quality logo image!
Poster
Paper "Default Color" Shown Below


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Is ordering
a giant check "SAFE"? It's exactly as safe as paying someone
by check. We do not ask you for any info that is not already printed
on your check, nor will we ever do so. TrixiePixGraphics will never contact you in this regard.
Are these checks
actually cashable? Will the bank really honor them?Yes. Unless
you use non-real numbers in the account and routing fields (e.g.
123456), or unless your bank manager / president is just a stink-butt.
We've been advised of one (1) case, out of many thousands of giant checks
sold and cashed at banks, in which the bank manager refused to process
the check. The normal procedure is for the bank to duplicate the check
data onto a special form (which all banks have) which can be processed
through their machinery. It is the same form they use to process damaged
/ crumpled / torn checks of normal size. They will not usually keep
your Giant Check. Assuming your check data is valid and there's money
in the account, you should get your loot on the spot. Most banks see
it as something "fun", and which promotes good will among
its customers.Recently a local
grade school held a competition in which each class competed to create
the wackiest, most unusual check. The class to win the $25 prize wrote
theirs on a watermelon. The bank cashed it without a hitch. A personal
check is nothing more than a contract. As long as all the elements of
the contract are present and legible, a personal check (which is essentially
an IOU), may be (and has been) printed on a drink coaster, a t-shirt,
someone's bare back, someone's bare front, a forearm, the sole of a
foot, a baseball bat, a square of toilet paper (unused we presume),
upon the actual bill that caused the check to be written, on a condom
using a felt pen, and no doubt a thousand other media types that we've
never heard of. In the case of a personal check which cannot physically
go through the automated processing machinery, the bank will often issue
a second document, of regular size and using the data from the gag check,
and will process and cancel that.
Giant gag checks
can be used for fun, to pay off a long-standing debt to a friend, to
make the last payment on a 200 year mortgage. Or to use as a birthday
present (these make GREAT birthday presents), or to pay your horrendously
large bar-tab. Giant gag checks also have nefarious uses. Pay your tax
bill with one, for instance. You'll probably get audited every year
for the rest of your life, but even that can be entertaining. Use them
to pay debts you really don't think you owe, but which you're stuck
paying---like the repair bill on your car, your car registration, your
electric bill, your rent, parking ticket fines... Since these are a
legal document, the payee is hard-pressed to come up with a legitimate
reason to refuse it. If they send it back, you'll have proof that you tried to pay the bill, but the payee refused to accept
it. Tell them to feel free to contact you at some point in the future
when they are more interested in accepting your perfectly legal payment.
Choose
Color
You'll
choose the color on the data form.
These are the choices. Note: colors shown below may not accurately reflect
the actual printed colors, depending on the setup of your
monitor.
Your
screen may approximate colors------printed colors may vary somewhat
Default Check, Default Color
Default Check, Yellow Color
Default Check, Blue Color
Default Check, Red Color
Default Check, Purple Color
Default Check, Green Color
Default Check, Cyan Color
Default Check, White (no background) Color
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Use these to
pay your medical malpractice insurance. They'll get the point. And they're
especially gratifying to use when paying a speeding ticket or other
infraction. We use them, for instance, to pay for our office space.
Just give it some thought---you'll think of someone you
want to notice you.
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More about using giant checks

Giant Checks are laid out as shown above. We will not perform custom layout work
If our stock layouts won't work for you, you may create
your own from scratch. Click HERE

Before
you order please consider this:
We receive orders all the time which are incomplete
or which contain some element or special instruction which is unclear.
Most of these are received as rush, Next Day Air orders, so we naturally
try to process them quickly. But we cannot complete your order if
we have a question and cannot reach you. Please, please,
we beg you, check your email periodically for the first 12-24 hours
or so after placing any order, but especially a rush order. Thank
you!
Item Number FCH-8
22x42 inches Giant Checks on heavy poster paper (FCH-8)
$32.95
Giant Checks FCH-8
Fill out the following information and click 'Submit'.
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