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Novelty Checks, Huge Checks, Giant Checks, Gag Checks, Contest Winner
Checks, Corporate
Event Checks, Party Checks, Gigantic Checks, Humungous Checks, Fake
Checks, Oversized Checks
Make Your Own
GIANT CHECKS
from scratch
CAUTION: This item requires that you supply your own complete image
of a check. If you'd rather just fill in the blanks on one of our pre-made
checks, please click HERE to go back to the giant checks main menu.
Item Number FCH-1
22x42
inches Giant Checks on heavy poster paper (FCH-1)
*** If I provide the actual banking information from my checking account for the giant checks, how secure is this information?
*** It's exactly as secure as it is every other time you mail or hand someone or some company a check. You're not providing any information to us that you don't provide to anyone who receives one of your checks.
Real
Giant Checks
Item Number FCH-1
22x42
inches Giant Checks on heavy poster paper (FCH-1)
Your image size should equal the size of the check you're ordering
Image submitted should be no less than 150 DPI at print size

Ships in a ROLL TUBE
Personalized
Real Giant Checks
"Giant Checks" generally ship within 1-2 days.
Giant Checks on Heavy Poster Paper
Real
Giant Checks
Now
you can design your own Giant Checks exactly to
suit your own needs and situation.
Create
your check any way you want it, using the software of your choice
(Photoshop, MS Publisher, Illustrator, etc.), then save your work
as a bitmap (.jpg) at the highest quality setting.
Send
us the file.
That's
about it
Try
black crayon instead of felt pen on paper checks
Remember: You are responsible for your image.
GIGO means: Garbage In, Garbage Out. If you supply a poor quality logo
image, it will print on your check(s) as a poor quality logo image.
Is ordering
a giant check "SAFE"? It's exactly as safe as paying someone
by check. We do not ask you for any info that is not already printed
on your check, nor will we ever do so. TrixiePixGraphics will never contact you in this regard.
Are these checks
actually cashable? Will the bank really honor them?Yes. Unless
you use non-real numbers in the account and routing fields (e.g.
123456), or unless your bank manager / president is just a stink-butt.
We've been advised of one (1) case, out of many thousands of giant checks
sold and cashed at banks, in which the bank manager refused to process
the check. The normal procedure is for the bank to duplicate the check
data onto a special form (which all banks have) which can be processed
through their machinery. It is the same form they use to process damaged
/ crumpled / torn checks of normal size. They will not usually keep
your Giant Check. Assuming your check data is valid and there's money
in the account, you should get your loot on the spot. Most banks see
it as something "fun", and which promotes good will among
its customers.Recently a local
grade school held a competition in which each class competed to create
the wackiest, most unusual check. The class to win the $25 prize wrote
theirs on a watermelon. The bank cashed it without a hitch. A personal
check is nothing more than a contract. As long as all the elements of
the contract are present and legible, a personal check (which is essentially
an IOU), may be (and has been) printed on a drink coaster, a t-shirt,
someone's bare back, someone's bare front, a forearm, the sole of a
foot, a baseball bat, a square of toilet paper (unused we presume),
upon the actual bill that caused the check to be written, on a condom
using a felt pen, and no doubt a thousand other media types that we've
never heard of. In the case of a personal check which cannot physically
go through the automated processing machinery, the bank will often issue
a second document, of regular size and using the data from the gag check,
and will process and cancel that.
Giant gag checks
can be used for fun, to pay off a long-standing debt to a friend, to
make the last payment on a 200 year mortgage. Or to use as a birthday
present (these make GREAT birthday presents), or to pay your horrendously
large bar-tab. Giant gag checks also have nefarious uses. Pay your tax
bill with one, for instance. You'll probably get audited every year
for the rest of your life, but even that can be entertaining. Use them
to pay debts you really don't think you owe, but which you're stuck
paying---like the repair bill on your car, your car registration, your
electric bill, your rent, parking ticket fines... Since these are a
legal document, the payee is hard-pressed to come up with a legitimate
reason to refuse it. If they send it back, you'll have proof that you tried to pay the bill, but the payee refused to accept
it. Tell them to feel free to contact you at some point in the future
when they are more interested in accepting your perfectly legal payment.
Before
you order please consider this:
We receive orders all the time which are incomplete
or which contain some element or special instruction which is unclear.
Most of these are received as rush, Next Day Air orders, so we naturally
try to process them quickly. But we cannot complete your order if
we have a question and cannot reach you. Please, please,
we beg you, check your email periodically for the first 12-24 hours
or so after placing any order, but especially a rush order. Thank
you!
$32.95
Custom Giant Checks
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