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Personalized Fake and Joke Newspapers and Personalized Newspapers and Personalized Headlines for Gags and Gifts, Birthdays, Movies and Plays, Advertising, Publicity Stunts, Baby Showers, Wedding Showers, Stag Parties, Corporate Recognition, Awards, Thank You's, Revenge, Make a Point, Birth and Death Announcements, Wedding and Marriage Announcements, Practical Jokes, Cerebral Terrorism, Personalized Birthday Gags, Gifts. Fake Newspapers available in Small (pocket clipping) size, Full single page, Whole newspaper, Giant Poster, and Tabloid (by special request)



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Fake "Drug" Prescriptions

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Did your significant other take their STUPID PILL Today?

A big, beefy bottle of big, beefy pills.... treat the most persistent of social afflictions...

Send a "gentle" message to an offending friend or co-worker

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Take ten per day for STUPIDITY
Take one every eight minutes for BITCHINESS
Take one before bedtime for IMPOTENCE -- naw, make it FIVE
Take one every hour for DISHONESTY (for the office pilferer)
Take one hourly for DISLOYALTY (for the office snitch)
Insert one capsule twice daily for FRIGIDITY (for the Victorian Princess)

Take 2 capsules as needed for ROAD RAGE
Take 2 capsules hourly if you voted Democrat (continue as long as delusions persist)
Take 2 capsules hourly if you voted Republican (continue as long as delusions persist)

Take 4 capsules hourly if you think the City Council has your best interests at heart

Take five/day rectally for whining liberalism, continue while symptoms persist
Take five/day rectally for obnoxious conservatism, continue while symptoms persist

Take one, twice daily, for bad stock decisions
Insert one each hour for flatulence
Take two capsules daily for BAD FASHION SENSE
Take eight capsules hourly for poor judgement in choosing boyfriends
Take eight capsules hourly for poor judgement in choosing girlfriends
Take 3 capsules every 12 hours or as needed to curb the urge to vote Republican
Take 3 capsules every 12 hours or as needed to curb the urge to vote Democrat
Take ten capsules every 30 minutes if you believe George Bush
Take two capsules daily for obnoxiousnes
Take as needed for POTTI MOUTH


Prescription for Stupidity

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