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Did your significant other take their STUPID PILL Today?

A big, beefy bottle of big, beefy pills....
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Take ten per day for STUPIDITY
Take one every eight minutes for BITCHINESS
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Take one hourly for DISLOYALTY (for the office snitch)
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Take 2 capsules as needed for ROAD RAGE
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Take 2 capsules hourly if you voted Republican (continue as long as delusions persist)

Take 4 capsules hourly if you think the City Council has your best interests at heart

Take five/day rectally for whining liberalism, continue while symptoms persist
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Capsules are for entertainment purposes only. Capsules are not to be ingested or inserted into any body cavity or orifice. Keep capsules AWAY FROM CHILDREN (and many adults). In case of accidental ingestion, capsules contain a harmless ingredient.

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We will cancel your order if:

This product is designed as a gag, a joke, a humorous aside. We will not honor orders placed for "real" medications, or for fake medications which are not clearly and obviously a gag. For instance, we will not honor your order for "cancer treatment", or for "pre-natal vitamins", or for "muscle relaxer", AIDS Treatment, or any other real disease or affliction. This product is designed for absurd and ridiculous afflictions and treatments only -- such as "crankiness", "laziness", or "stupidity". How can you be sure your order will be honored and filled? Here's the litmus test: If any doctor, anywhere, would ever write a prescription for the medication and/or affliction you're describing, we will NOT fill your order.

 

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Did you actually READ all that bold print just above? We are becoming extremely irritated with customers who ignore the warning above, and order fake drug prescriptions for things like "Cold Medicine", or "Flu Pills". It takes time and effort to cancel your orders and issue refunds; to put it bluntly: We're tired of it! We are considering pulling this product altogether. Another option might be to publicly post the order data of those who ignore this warning and order things like "oral diabetes medication" or whatever else that could even remotely cause harm.

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