Take ten per day for STUPIDITY
Take one every eight minutes for BITCHINESS
Take one before bedtime for IMPOTENCE -- naw, make it FIVE
Take one every hour for DISHONESTY (for the office pilferer)
Take one hourly for DISLOYALTY (for the office snitch)
Insert one capsule twice daily for FRIGIDITY (for the Victorian Princess)
Take 2 capsules as needed for ROAD RAGE
Take 2 capsules hourly if you voted Democrat (continue as long as delusions persist)
Take 2 capsules hourly if you voted Republican (continue as long as delusions persist)
Take 4 capsules hourly if you think the City Council has your best interests at heart
Take five/day rectally for whining liberalism, continue while symptoms persist
Take five/day rectally for obnoxious conservatism, continue while symptoms persist
Take one, twice daily, for bad stock decisions
Insert one each hour for flatulence
Take two capsules daily for BAD FASHION SENSE
Take eight capsules hourly for poor judgement in choosing boyfriends
Take eight capsules hourly for poor judgement in choosing girlfriends
Take 3 capsules every 12 hours or as needed to curb the urge to vote Republican
Take 3 capsules every 12 hours or as needed to curb the urge to vote Democrat
Take ten capsules every 30 minutes if you believe George Bush
Take two capsules daily for obnoxiousness
Take as needed for POTTI MOUTH
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