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Ships in a plain box!


In the Kit...

What the heck's in the test kit, anyhow?

Each kit contains all the goodies you need to utterly convince your mark the test they're taking is legitimate. Contents include sterile pads to wipe your pee-pee, complete instructions, some medical gibberish that will totally confuse your victim, a little urine collection vial, the test strips themselves, etc. etc..

Each kit contains supplies for two complete tests---your victim can take the test twice to be twice as convinced of their affliction, or you can share it with a friend.

If your victim can pee in a cup, they can do this.

Every test will yield a false positive.

The color-matching scale is graduated from yellow to green to dark blue. Unless you're an alien, every subject's natural urine will move the marker past green, which is a positive result in and of itself, and right on to dark blue, which is the "WARNING ZONE" indicating such a strong positive that other anomalies may also be present. When the subject's pee turns the marker dark blue, the instructions advise to freeze the specimen in the freezer (a freezer-acceptable container is provided), then consult a doctor ASAP for further testing. It's up to you to stop them before they make a rush appointment, then spend $75 at the doctor. Or not. Either way, you'll laugh yourself into a gut-ache, watching them jump through the hoops.

If you like a gag with class, this is for you.

CAUTION: Your mark may kill you.


When you click the order button you'll be taken to a secure server which will collect your shipping info and take your loot.

This test is for pregnancy only, as shown, and cannot be altered or personalized.

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We again urge CAUTION when using gags which have the potential of causing emotional harm (as almost any gag or practical joke does). KNOW YOUR VICTIM. Many people will not find this issue humorous in the slightest. Be sure your "mark" has an "evolved" sense of humor.

Keep away from children
Store in cool, dark place
Do not eat
Do not insert into any body orifice
If stuck in eye, rinse with water
Contains no amphetamines

 

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