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You may still order the fake pregnancy products on these pages, but they will be discontinued in the future.

We are in the process of licensing all of our fake pregnancy products to a company called "You-Tattoo.com" Why? Because the amount of fraud surrounding this product line has driven us nearly to violence. We have never seen so many fraudulent attempts to try to obtain these products for free. Almost all of the cases involve customers who place an order from their own computer, and personalize the product in their own name, and sign their own name for the delivery of that product -- then, a month later, they file a chargeback through their credit card company trying to claim they didn't place the order at all. This is called THEFT. We're actually currently prosecuting a ring of three women who have conspired together to defraud us for about $500 in this way. We win virtually all such cases and the customer is ultimately forced to pay for the items they ordered, and we then criminally prosecute those customers for credit card fraud, but we're simply sick of this dirty, thieving, bottom-feeder mentality and the amount of our time they waste. We prefer, instead, to sell nice products to nice (and honest) people. For a taste of how we treat customers who even TRY to steal from us, go here. If you attempt to defraud us, every scrap of information we have about you, including all of the data you enter into the personalization form(s) for these products, will be posted publicly, including the criminal complaint we file about you, and it will be searchable in Google for the rest of your life. We've really, truly had enough. You-Tattoo is in the process of buying the license from us to market only our fake-pregnancy products. We will continue to sell them here for "awhile", but we will eventually phase them out altogether. We expect You-Tattoo.com to have them available on their site in the next few months. We caution you however: The folks at You-Tattoo plan to be not nearly so nice as we've been with fraudsters and thieves.

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In our days of industrial diving, raising ships, we gave up on using graduates of so-called "commercial diving schools" for various reasons, and just trained our own divers. As part of that training we needed to know which divers would STICK when things went to hell underwater, and which would panic and perhaps take more lives with them.

So, as much as we disliked doing so, we tested every diver to see how they'd react when something "bad" happened on an underwater jobsite. We never, ever tested in stupid ways like turning off their air, but our methods were just as successful in subtler ways. These tests proved invaluable and probably saved lives, not the least of which were the lives of those who were prone to panic and so were removed from environments where panic meant death. We believe in the concept of testing for all sorts of things, but when it comes to love, we're not sure we're "there".

The item on this page and others (Fake Pregnancy tests, Fake DNA tests, Fake Pregnancy Bellies, Fake Ultrasounds and Fake Pregnancy Documents) are sometimes being used in a way that may possibly backfire on the user. We've been aware of this use for some time, and we've been unsure how we felt about it, or how to address it. It is, simply, the use of these fake pregnancy products by women to "test" their boyfriends, husbands, significant others, to see if they truly love them. The idea is that if a significant other gets the news of a surprise pregnancy sprung upon them, they'll either embrace it, or flee, and the option they choose will dictate whether or not they "truly love" the woman perpetrating the ruse. This is very dangerous stuff. In the first place, any initial reaction by the guy may be a knee-jerk reaction. It may not reflect what he really feels. Sure, even if he comes back the next day and begs forgiveness and vows his undying support, you can still argue that he was a scumbag for even having entertained the notion of bolting, and perhaps you'd be right. Or perhaps not.

The human heart is a very complicated thing. None of us has complete control over it; none of us knows FOR SURE what lies in ours. While the use of these products as a test of true love may have "some" benefit in discovering what's really in your mate's heart, the use of these products for that purpose should be discouraged, because the initial reaction may not be the truest reaction. While we do believe in the morality of using "little tests", usually psychological tests, to find out what's in a person's heart, this particular method of testing for true love may be like using a hammer to cave in a skull when a gentle tap on the shoulder would have sufficed.

We urge extreme caution with these products. Think before you buy. Think again before you spring your trap. Be absolutely sure you WANT to know what's in your mate's heart. Sometimes it's better not to know.

 

 

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There's a fine line between what can potentially be considered humorous, and what can never be considered humorous. But there IS a line. Requests like the following will cause you to be blocked from viewing our site, let alone ordering from us. Some people feel that ANYTHING can be funny in the right context. We're pretty liberal (not politically) in our views regarding humor. For instance we thought the "nappy-headed ho" comment by Imus was hilarious -- deserving of a profound apology, but still hilarious. With regard to the following, however, it crosses our line by a couple of lightyears. Please don't send us crap like this. Save it for Jerry Springer, or your psychiatrist. We've grudgingly removed the identifying data. We receive several similar requests per week:

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Hello i wanted to know if you have any miscarriage pranks if not is there
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a stillborn and died. can you help me with this prank? please respond
quickly please!

 

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