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a
arse bandit
+ HomoSexual John is an arse bandit
Arsehole
anus British equivalent of asshole
arvo
afternoon This word is used extensively in Australia and also in England in some places.
ass boy (noun)
++ Derogatory term for male homosexual. "Whatever you say, ass boy."
ass
buttocks Now acceptable term on US television. 'John has a big ass.'
assfeck
+ asshole, shithead Adj; Said in place of saying no, or when someone says something stupid and a smart retort is needed. Usage: Not quite, assfeck.
asshole
+ anus; detrimental person second meaning very common nowadays. 'Mary thinks that John is an asshole.'
asswipe (compound noun)
+ human male Used detrimentally. 'Hey, asswipe, when are you going to give me back the five bucks you borrowed from me?'
+ toilet paper Not commonly used today.
asswipe
+ Worthless piece of paper, like a parking ticket
aunty (noun)
likable older gay male, not necessarily effeminate

b
ball (noun)
stupid or silly person Generally used in response to an unintelligent action, such as in "Don't be a ball." or sarcastically responding to something stupid said: "Okay.... ball." or as an observation of another's character (or lack thereof): "Hope is such a ball." This word comes from the reference to the testicle.
ball (verb)
to fornicate Popular term in the US during the 70s
ball
+ testicle Usually used in the plural. Not considered obscene today. 'John has a big pair of balls.'
baltic (adj.)
cold mainly used in the phrase 'it's bloody baltic'
bang (verb, transitive)
+ to fornicate Does not seem to have intransitive use:\] 'John banged Mary all night.' '*John and Mary banged all night.'
basket (noun)
The visible shape that the male genitals make in one's pants 'John has a big basket.'
bastard (noun)
+ a despicable person, illegitamate male very common term, less offenssive today than a generation ago: 'Mary believes that John is a real bastard.'
baths, the (noun, plural)
gay steam bath common term for steam bath. 'John got laid at the baths last night.'
be on the rag (verb phrase)
+ have one's menstrual period stronger than 'period': 'Mary is on the rag.'
bear (count noun)
a hairy beefy gay male 'Both Mary and John like bears.'
beast with two backs (noun)
the form of a couple during intercourse Often used with "to make." John made the beast with two backs with Mary last night.
beat off (verb, transitive and intransitive)
+ jack off (verb, trans. and intransitive) variation of jack off. Used less commonly. 'John beats off twice a night.'
beaver (noun, slang)
+ Vagina Usage: Sexual slang, vulgar. For example; Show me your beaver, love. Etymology: Probably from furry skin of animal of similar name Pronounciation: Bee-vah
beef (noun, noncount)
well-built male used by both the heterosexual and homosexual communities. 'Mary gets turned on by beef.'
beef curtains (noun)
++ offensive term for the female genitals using this term to describe an induvidual girls parts, when she is present will invite quite a lot of abuse, as it alludes to a female being well packed and not very clean, i.e. 'Mary, I bet when you're in the shower with the window open, your beef curtains flap around in the wind' followed by a slap and a thud as john hits the floor.
bell end
+ tip of the penis enlish slang, can be used to desribe the body part or as an insult, words should be rung together, as if the second l was the beginging of end,
berk
an idiot (usually male) derived from rhyming slang (Berkley hunt, cunt), though "Berkley" would normally be pronounced, "BARKley"
bi (adjective)
bisexual abbreviated form of bisexual: 'John is bi.'
biatch (noun)
variant of bitch Can be used to refer to a male or a female, a friend or an enemy. eg: "What are you doing, biatch?"
biffy (noun, count, definite)
bathroom, restroom Canadian term: 'Mary's in the biffy.'
bitch
an oppressive woman term has gained general acceptance in recent times; original terms refers to 'female dog.' 'John found Mary out to be a vicious bitch.'
bloody hell (b&lUdI hell)
oh my gosh english slang, used to express shock, the h can be silent,(for accent purposes), better sounding when pronounsed slower.
blow job
+ fellatio Standard unacceptable term. 'Mary gave John a good blow job.'
blow your wad
+ To ejaculate, to indicate surprise or excitement John blew his wad when he won the lottery John blew his wad when he saw mary naked.
To spend all of your money John took Mary out and blew his wad on an expensive meal.
bob (noun)
big ol bitch used to describe extremely obese women. ie. hey, look out for the bob.
boiler
ugly woman That bird is a right boiler
boink (verb, transitive)
Have intercourse with. 'John likes to boink Mary.' current slang.
bollocks , bollicks
uk slang the chap is a bit balls,or a load of bolicks
boner (noun, count)
+ erection Term not heard much today: 'John had his first boner when he was ten.'
boob
breast (female) Relatively acceptable today. 'Mary has big boobs.'
brown (verb)
to sniff an asshole; to butter someone up in order to win a favor. First meaning uncommon; second meaning common in the military and other large organizational institutions.
buddy (noun)
pal, guy Very used in the States
bugger (noun)
One who copulates in the rectum. See 'buggery'.
buggery (noun)
The act of copulating in the rectum. A legal term in British and Canadian law.
built like a brick shithouse (nounphrase, idiom)
+ well built physiologically 'John is built like a brick shithouse.'
bull dyke (compound noun)
+ masculine lesbian synonym for diesel dyke. Term not commonly used today.
bum-bandit
person (male) who bangs bums it should be quite clear in what circumstance(s) this word could be used
bunghole (noun)
+ anus very popular usage among US adolescents due in large part to MTV's Beavis and Butthead. Huhuhuhuhuh.
buns (noun, plural)
buttocks 'Mary likes John's buns.'
bush boogie (noun)
++ black person very derogatory term referring to Blacks; derived from their jungle origins.
butch (adjective)
masculine Term used may be used in heterosexual community, but is frequent (or used to be) in the gay community. 'Mary is very butch, and so is John.'

c
cacker (noun)
someone who cacks Used as provocative gesture to unsavoury characters: eg "Sod off you cacker Rawhide"
camel toes
vagina a vagina as seen through a tight pair of jeans or pants.10
can (noun)
Restroom, room with a toilet (toilets). 'John passed out in the can.' Very commonly used.
cancer stick (noun, count)
+ A cigarette John, if you keep smoking those cancer sticks the way you do, they'll kill you.
carpet muncher
(noun) a person who performs cunninlingus
cathouse (compound noun, count)
whorehouse Not used as commonly as 'whorehouse': "John found out that Mary was earning 10 bucks a night at the local cathouse."
cherry (noun)
hymen, state of being verginal standard colloquial term, not parlour room term: 'Mary lost her cherry when she was 14.' Term can be used for males who have had their first sexual experience: 'John lost his cherry last night.'
chicken hawk
Gay male who likes underage males. Alternative form of 'chicken queen', used by 'masculine' gay males. 'John considers himself a chicken hawk.'
chicken queen
+ gay male who is attracted to underage males homosexuals Used somewhat derogatorily.
chicken
underage male. Used in the gay world only.
chief (noun)
a stupid person You're thick - i.e. 'You're a chief' Not rude at all.
choad (noun)
+ penis Popular high school word. Not to be confused with "chode", which isn't as strong, and only means stupid or dumb
chocolate cha cha
+ Have anal intercourse John and George danced the chocolate cha cha all night.
chode- OR -chode
+ dumb person; can be used alone OR as a prefix OR as a suffix e.g.: Shut up, chodelick! Piss off, dickchode! You're a chode!
choke the chicken (verb phrase)
+ to masturbate "Bill was choking the chicken while reading Playboy"
chow box
+ Eat Pussy Can be used as a command
Christacrutchian
+ An insult A bible thumping, back sliding hypocrite, or more technically know as a Backslidious Hypocritious:) and simply called a Chian!!!!
chubby chaser
male who is attracted to fat homosexuals used humnorously. 'Mary thinks that John is a chubby chaser.'
chuck
throw "to throw a ball"
to vomit "I'm going to chuck..."
circle jerk (compound noun, count)
+ An event where a group of males stand facing each other in a circle, each one masturbating. Not used in the straight community much except by young adoleschents who are first experiencing the joys of sex. 'John takes part in a circle jerk every Saturday night.'
clap, the (noun, singular)
gonorrhea Common term: 'John got the clap at the tubs again.'
clipped
circumcised
clit fight (verb)
A sexual game between two women The sex fight game, played between two women who feck each other with their clits. For more details about the sex fight game see the phrase sex fighter
clit
++ clitoris abbreviated form of clitoris. This word should not be used in the presence of women except politically uncorrect ones.
closet (noun, mass)
Hiding ones gayness. Term originated as 'in the closet', then 'out of the closet' to refer to acknowledging ones gayness: 'John was in the closet for a long time before he came out of the closet last year.' Term has since been extended to refer to any skeleton in the closet; i.e., anything one is unwilling to be open about.
closet queen (compound noun, count)
A person in the closet. Term used only in the gay community, not used much today. 'John was a closet queen before he came out.'
cock ring (noun, count)
A piece of leather (usually) worn around the shank of the penis It purpose is to enhance an erection. 'John bought a new cock ring and wears it on weekends.' Term came out of the closet in the TV film 'Tales of the City.'
cock
++ penis This is one of the more common synonyms for penis. 'John has a small cock.'
cocksmoker (noun)
+ A fellator Any male person. Canadian term.
cocksucker (noun)
++ A fellator; any male person. The term is used in a deragatory and insulting way. 'Hey, you goddamn cocksucker, give my condoms back to John.'
come (verb, intransitive)
+ ejaculate sometimes spelled as 'cum'. The verb is irregular - it is conjugated like 'come': "John came this morning."
come stain( noun)
+ Stain (usually found on sheets)created by the remnants of intercourse fluids. Someone who is a real jerk. "Did you get the come stain out of the sheet?" "feck you , come stain." Also may be spelled cum stain.
coon (noun)
+ black person
cornhole (verb, trans.)
+ to have anal intercourse with someone This terms seems to be passing into obscurity: 'John cornholes Bill once a month.'
cotton picker (noun)
++ black person Derogatory term for Blacks. Its origins refer to the US's period of slavery. It is a BIG insult to any black person in America.
crabs
body lice found in the pubic area Old term. 'Mary found crabs in her pubes.'
cracker (noun)
white person A term used toward white people, although most Whites do not seem to be offended by this term.
crap (noun, mass)
feces Common term, not offensive, but should not be used in parlour room conversation: 'There is crap all over the front yard!'
crap (verb, intrans.)
defecate Like other similar neutral terms, this one should not be used n parlour room conversation: 'John craps twice a day.'
crap (verb, trans.)
defecate Like other similar neutral terms, this one should not be used n parlour room conversation. Its direct object is the goal of location: 'John crapped his pants.'
crapper (noun, count)
restroom, toilet Common term, not offensive, but should not be used in parlour room conversation: 'John is in the crapper.' Mary is sitting on the crapper.' This term became immortalized when the flush toilet was invented by a Mr. Crapper.
cream one's jeans (verb phrase, idiom)
+ to ejaculate in one's underwear (or pants) In addition to its obvious meaning term may also refer to someone getting very excited over something: 'John creamed his jeans when he saw the nude photo of James Dean.' 'John creamed his jeans when he saw Bill's restored '57 Chev.'
cum (neutral, noun)
+ semen, ejaculate Possibly from "to come" (i.e. to ejaculate), it is widely used in the porn industry (vide porn video dialogues & titles); also used as a verb, as in "John is cumming inside Mary".
cunt
++ vagina Considered more offensive than 'feck' today.
++ woman A very offensive word refering to a woman, stronger than 'bitch.'
curry queen
+ gay male who is attracted to East Indian homosexuals Used humnorously. Considered racist. 'John came back from India a curry queen.'
cut (n)
circumcised, having the foreskin of the penis, or the clitoris removed. Males were circumcised back in Biblical times as a form of obediance, and as a sacrifice to the Almighty Lord. Women in some Indian civilizations were circumcised as a ritual, and a form of punishment. (The purpose of this is to desensitize the woman so that sex is no longer enjoyable.
cut
circumcised seems to be more British than American. See 'clipped.'

d
darky (noun)
+ black person This is used a lot by older white people when referring to any black person. It is not as offensive as nigger, but it is still has very strong undertones.
dick (noun, count)
penis shouldn't be used in parlor room conversatin.
dickwad (adjective)
+ someone who acts like a jerk. Asshole. "Eat me, you fecking dickwad"
diddle (verb, transitive)
have intercourse with unoffenive slang term.
to have intercourse with This verb is used only transitively; it does not have the intransitive use that 'feck' and 'screw' have: 'John diddled Mary.' '*John and Mary were diddling.'
diesel dyke (compound noun, count)
+ masculine lesbian Term used humorously but considered offensive by lesbians.
dildo (noun, count)
fake penis Also the name of a town in Newfoundland.
male person Detrimental term; implies the person is a loser.
dingleberry
+ shit that dingles from the hairs surrounding one's asshole Not commonly known. Original meanings refers to a species of berry found in the Southeastern part of the U.S.
dink
+ penis Slightly cute form of 'cock, pecker'. 'Mary thinks that John has a funny-looking dink.'
dipshit (noun)
+ any male person. Used as a derogatory term. Probably based on 'dipstick'.
Doesn't know shit from shinola
+ "Doesn't know nothing" or "Can't tell good from bad" or, in reference to a person, an idiot. Common expression in Southwestern U.S. A older and more completeversion is "Doesn't know shit from shinola and thinks they are both fat meat." Shinola was a popular brand of dark shoepolish.
dong (noun)
+ penis Not as common as 'cock' or 'pecker'. This word made history when a chief justice who was being confirmed for the Court was said to be called 'Long Dong Daddy.'
doo-doo (noun, mass)
feces unoffensive term, originally childish. . 'Mary saw the doo-doo on the lawn.'
dork (noun, count)
male person derogatory term.
penis
drag (noun, mass)
dress of the opposite sex. Term originated in gay community, is now widely used in the heterosexual community. 'John like going in drag.' Not to be confused with 'cross dressing', drag tends now to be used as a a humorous term or to the show business. 'Cross dressing' is more general and politically correct.
drag queen (noun, count)
A person who likes to dress up in feminine clothes Term refers to those who do shows or like to be outrageously over dressed. Term immortalized in the movie 'Priscilla, Queen of the Desert'. 'Alice Springs never was the same after the three drag queens left.'
Dutch or Dutch feck
+ To feck someone between the breasts I'd sure like to dutch feck her.
dyke (noun, count)
+ lesbian Term used amongst lesbians, but considered offensive if used outside of the community.

e
eat shit (verb phrase, idiom)
++ A derogatory expression, it has no specific meaning. Used when the speaker it annoyed about someting: 'John told Mary to eat shit.'
eddress (noun)
electronic address, e-mail address

f
fag hag (n.)
a female who enjoys the company of gay men. Can be derogatory, as there is a stereotypical image of a fat, unattractive woman who cannot get her own men so she hangs around gay men.
fag stag (noun)
heterosexual male who enjoys the company of homosexual males. Newly coined term.
fag
+ homosexual male abbreviated form of 'faggot'. Slightly less derogatory than faggot.
faggot
+ homosexual male used by gays to refer to each other--often humorously; otherwise it is considered derogatory.
fairy
homosexual male, especially effeminate literally refers to creatures of legend/myth such as the character 'Puck' in Shakespeare's "Midsummer Night's Dream"; "He's a fairy."
fart (noun)
+ The gas passed while farting. not very offensive today. 'Did you smell that fart?'
fart (verb, intransitive)
+ to pass wind, flatuate less offensive today than in the past.
fart along (verb, intrans.)
+ to do something very slowly, without conviction Lkke other terms using 'fart', this expression is almost neutral: 'John just farts along writing his thesis.' 'That car in front of us holding up traffic is just farting along.'
fart around (verb, intransitive)
+ to spend time doing innocuous things or nothing at all hardly offensive today.
felch
++ sucking one's own semen from the anus of the most recent anal sex recipient yechhhhh
feltch(ing,er) (noun,verb)
++ A man who orgasms into another man's rectum and then eats all of what he has deposited Adam is a faltcher; I think I'm going to be your feltcher. James was feltching me something fierce last night.
finger feck (verb, transitive)
++ to insert one's finger into a vagina or a rectum for sexual tittilation. Term can be used to refer to a rectal digital examination: "John enjoys getting finger-fecked by his physician."
fish (n)
+ Woman (women) Used by gay men in a derogatory sense; refers to the putatively offensive odor emitted by female genitalia
fist feck (verb, transitive)
++ to insert a clenched fist into a rectum Not necessarily limited to the gay world.
flange (noun, slang)
+ Vagina Usage: Sexual slang, vulgar. For example; You can see her flange Etymology: From engineering - flange, projecting or raised edge... used to make connection.
flash your gash (phrase)
++ Invitation for intercourse. Australian term.
foursome (compound noun)
four people involved in sex together Refers to any combination of gender. This construction is productive, though rare above four.
french kiss (compound n.)
the act of french kissing Common term today. 'John likes the french kisses he gets from Bill and Mary.'
french kiss (compound noun)
to insert tongue into mouth while kissing Common term today. 'John likes to french kiss Bill and Mary.'
french tickler(noun phrase, idiom)
A condom with appendages on the end supposedly to give more sensation to the recipient. 'John screwed Mary with a french tickler.'
fruit (noun, count)
homosexual male term not used much today.
fruit fly
a woman who likes the company of male homosexuals An alternate form of 'fag hag'; used humorously. 'Mary is a fruit fly.'
feck (noun)
++ (no meaning) Term can be used with the definite article as a pure expletive in sentence initial position: 'What the feck are you doing, Mary?' 'The feck you say!' It can also be used with the definite article: 'Like feck I'm going to date Mary tonight!'
++ the act of fecking' (roughly) Synonymous with 'piece of ass.' 'John had a hot feck last night.'
feck (verb, intransitive)
++ have intercourse See feck (transitive). Here, it must have a conjoined subject: John and Mary are fecking.
feck (verb, transitive)
++ to have intercourse with someone. This word was once considered the most unacceptable word in English. In the last twenty years it has become more acceptable in various contexts. Still not acceptable in parlour room contexts, in school, etc. Though banned on American TV it can be heard on Canadian TV and radio in certain limited cases.
feck around (verb, intransitive)
++ do nothing imporant or nothing at all. "John's just fecking around today."
++ go away Used an expletive to indicate to indicate mild annoyance: "Well, feck around!"
feck around (verb, transitive)
++ To be somehwt dishonest with someone. "John's fecking Mary around all the time."
feck me harder (sentence, idiom)
++ Expression in response to an unwanted and undesirable action done to the speaker.
feck off (verb, intransitive)
++ go away Usually used as a command in an uncomplementary sense: "feck off, asshole!"
feck oneself (verb phrase)
++ get lost Outside of the literal meaning which few males can do, this expression has abouat the same meaning as 'get lost'; i.e. go away.: Mary told John to go feck himself.
feck up (verb, intransitive)
++ make a mistake See feck (transitive).
feck up (verb, transitive)
++ (1) to make a mess out of something, (2) to cause someone to become psychologically unstable. See feck up (intransitive). (1) "John really fecked his assignment up." (2) "John's parents really fecked him up."
fecked (past tense of feck), (passive participle)
++ (1) to be psychologically maladjusted, (2) to be a mess (of situations and certain objects) Derived from and generally synonymous with 'feck up'. "John is really fecked." "John's project is fecked beyond hope."
fecked up (passive participle)
++ (1) to be psychologically maladjusted, (2) to be a mess (of situations and certain objects) See 'feck up'.
to be using larger doses of drugs than normal such as alcohol or acid Used in the drug community for people who are tripping hard.
fecker (noun)
++ a male person Derogatory term: 'The little fecker stole 10 bucks.'
++ One who fecks 'John is a squirrely fecker.'
fecking (adjective)
++ (no specific meaning) term is commonly used as an expletive with a pejorative sense: 'John is a fecking asshole.'
fugly ( adjective)
+ short for fecking ugly "Damn, that bitch was fugly"

g
gangbang (compound noun)
a group performing sex on an individual The group usually refers to males. 'John was the victom of a gangbang.'
gangbang (compound verb)
to peform in a gangbang 'John was gangbanged while in jail.'
gangsta bitch
A female who is less than a woman, who hangs out with or participates with a crowd that is involved in gang activity Natolie is a Gansta Bitch; No I am not talking to you Im talking to that Gangsta Bitch over on the corner
get bent
get fecked Said in a derogtory way. Why don't you go get bent!
get it on
have sex 'John got it on with Mary.'
get it up (verb phrase)
+ get an erection rather mild term: 'John got it up when he read Playbunnie.'
get laid (verb phrase, passive)
have intercourse Relatively common term, but not acceptable in polite society. Originally, term probably required a female subject, but either gender may be a subject today: 'John got laid last night.'
get off
ejaculate 'John finally got off when Mary shoved a dildo up his ass.
get (one's) shit together
correct personality deficiency; prepare one's self "I wish Mary would get her shit together and quit letting Bill beat her up whenever he gets drunk;" "The customer expects up at 8am-- be sure you have your shit together."
give a shit
+ to care Usually used with negative particle: 'John doesn't give a shit about Mary.'
glory hole (compound noun)
+ a hole in a partition dividing two toilets I'll leave the function of this hole up to the imagination of the readers. If the reader can't figure it out, he should consult his gay buddies, unless, of course, the reader is homophobic, in which case, presumably, he would have no gay buddies.
a hole in the ground formerly excavated for mining. These glory holes have become overgrown with grass and weeds since they were abandoned and pose a threat to unwary hikers. There is a state park in the Sonora region of California called 'Glory Hole State Park' The name of this park must amuse all of the Bay Area queens who like to cruise around in the foothills.
go down on (verb phrase)
+ perform oral sex This term is not very commonly used today. 'John and Mary went down on each other.'
Gob the knob
+ The act of performing fellatio.
god damn
+ (expletive) Probably the oldest curse in English.Is considered very strong by the religious, though many persons of the collar have been heard to use it. Sometimes it is spelled 'goddam': 'John is a god damn liar.'
golden shower
the act of urinating on another person. Term not well known outside of circle and the gay world..
gook (noun)
+ oriental person Asians do not like this term at all.
Greek
+ Anal Intercourse Mary likes to have it Greek.
Groe (noun)
+ A Negro, or person of African descent A pejorative term for African-Americans, or Negroes. Used extensively in New England (USA). Example: "You drive like a Groe..," meaning, you drive like a Negro (with no respect for other drivers).
grostulation
the contractions of the rectum during anal sex from the English "gross" meaning disgusting or vile!
gummer (noun)
blow job from an old (toothless) person derived from "hummer" with alteration concerning lack of teeth in mouth: "Sometimes I wish Bert would give me a gummer."

h
hair pie
vagina not as insulting as cunt for obvious reasons.10
hard-on (noun)
+ penile rection Most common of the synonyms for erection. "John woke up with a hard-on."
have (verb, transitive)
to copulate 'John had Mary last night.'
to take unscrupulous advantage of 'John was had by the salesman.'
head (noun)
fellatio To give or receive. Unisex..'Mary asked John if she could give him head'
herb (noun)
A male, derogatory. synonomous with dork
hershey highway (noun)
+ lower intestinal tract surrounding the anus This word is very well known to gays. It is a very visual descriptive word which shouldn't need too much explaining. An example of its usage is, "Hey Bobby.....you want to ride down my hershey highway?"
hodgie (noun)
++ An openly gay man. Influences others by the showing of the penis etc. Originated from an individual named Sean Hodgson. Example: John is such a hodgie! He showed his dick to me last night!
honkey (noun)
white person A rather humorous term used toward white people. I don't believe most Whites are offended by this term at all. Back in the day, some white men use to sit outside the Globe Theater in Harlem in their big American cars....waiting for the black women that performed that night to come out. (most of the black female performers doubled as prostitutes) If the white men wanted to have sex with a certain black perfomer then he would honk his horn for her to come over to his car. Thus, the word "honkey" was coined.
hork
To spit Used in 'Wayne's World'.
how's your hammer hangin'? (phrase)
Used to inquire as to one's state of well being. John: How's your hammer hangin' Joe? Joe: not too bad thanks for asking. OR John: How's your hammer hangin' Joe? Joe: A little to the left and in the dirt.
hummer
+ blow job current slang
hung (adjective)
to have a large penis 'Hung' has no comparative or superlative form. 'John is really hung.' '*John is hunger than Bill.'

i
itchy eye (noun)
hemorroids another term for hemorroids referring to one of the symptoms. That symptom being the itching sensation of the sphincter. "I've got the itchy eye!"

j
jack off (verb, intransitive)
++ masturbate (also transitive). 'John jacked off after Mary went home.'
jack off (verb, transitive)
++ masturbate another person The direct object is a male. 'Mary jacked John off since she wouldn't screw him.'
jackal
to jack off (verb)ok to use in class (i have and teachers usually don't mind(just be care full))
jackshit (noun)
"nothing". Emphasis on "shit".Used in the phrase, "John doesn't know jackshit about women."
jay
(N. Amer.) v. to steal [jei] etym. origin probably from the bird "jay", which feeds by sweeping down to the ground and picking up morsels of food in that manner. ex. He jayed my baseball cap!
jerk off (verb, transitive and intransitive)
+ masturbate Used as an alternative to 'jack off' in both senses.
Jesus H. Christ (name)
+ An expletive, considered offensive by the religious. The source of the middle initial is uncertain. 'Jesus H. Christ! You can't be pregnant!'
jizz (noun)
+ sperm Common a generation ago, this term is fading, being replaced with 'come'.
jizzum (noun)
+ sperm Almost obsolete form of 'jizz'.
john (noun)
restroom, room with a toilet (toilets) Very commonly used. 'Mary woke up in the john.'
the client of a prostitute Becky was paid well by her john for the nooner. Presumably derived from a johns need for anonymity.
jugs
breasts Mary has got a massive pair of jugs
jungle fever (noun)
Horny for black men Racially biased preference or sexual desire for black men by a white woman. When Mary learned that Debbie's boyfriend was black, she was surprised and said, "You got jungle fever?"
Horny for black men Racially biased preference or sexual desire for black men by a white woman. When Mary learned that Debbie's boyfriend was black, she was surprised and said, "You got jungle fever?"

k
kike (noun)
+ jewish person (rhymes with bike)
knock up (verb, transitive)
impregnate American term. In Britain in means to get someone up by knocking. 'John knocked Mary up last week.'
knockers (noun, plural)
breasts Providence: more common in the United Kingdom than in North America Pronunciation: rhymes with talkers Etymology: breasts knock against each other when moving Example: "Ooooh, look at the size of her knockers!"
know (one's) shit
be very competent "When it comes to plumbing, Bill really knows his shit."
krunk (noun)
Word used in place of dirty word Made popular on late night show by Connan O'Brian. Proper Use is, "What a load of krunk" or "Oh boy, is the krunk going to hit the fan"

l
lace curtains
foreskin
Libido
{sexual instinct; lust} John's Libido was high the first night he was alone with Mary. pronounced lu-bee-dough)
loo
watercloset, restroom, toilet British term: 'John has gone to the loo.'
loose (adjective)
+ sexually permiscuous Origannly said of women, but could be said of men: 'John and Mary are both very loose'
lop cock (compound noun)
+ Circumcised penis This term not currently in use. It seems to have been used in the 30's and 40's.
love juice
semen Not commonly used: 'John squirted his love juice all over Mary.'
lucky Pierre (compound noun)
the middle male in a threesome Implies John is fecking one person while getting fecked by another. Used in the gay world, but could be used in menage a trois with two men and one woman.

m
meat (noun, mass)
+ penis Unlike 'cock', this noun can not be counted: *'John has a big meat.' but: 'John has a big piece of meat.'
meat puppet(noun)
penis. (Not common) "Do you want to play with my meat puppet?
meatrack (noun, def.)
butch men in a row Term refers to butch or hunky men lined up at a bar or at tables along the wall in a bar or some gay establishment. The men are obviously waiting to be picked up. Term could be used by women in search of hetersexual guys.
morning wood
Erection of the penis first thing in the morning
mother fecker(compound noun)
++ A very gross person This term could be the most offenseive expressed in the language. Ir shows intense anger of the speaker. In certain dialects it has been shortened to 'mother', but with still the same intensity in meaning. 'mohter' has become so bad, that now spekaers of such dialects do one refer to eir mothers as 'mother; but use a different term such as 'mama, ma, mom': 'John is a real mother fecker.
mother fecking (adjective)
++ (an expletive) Derived form 'mother fecker,' it is as offensive as 'motherfecker.'
muff diver
+ one who performs oral sex on a woman 'John thinks that muff divers are repulsive.'

n
N.F.G. (acronym)
+ No fecking Good Usage example: Your idea is NFG.
nellie
effeminate refers to males, usually gay though not necessarily: 'John is a bit nellie.'
nigga (noun)
++ (see nigger)
nigger (noun)
++ black person This is probably the most explosive and violatile word in the English language, even more so than "mother fecker." It is commonly used by Blacks amongst themselves, as in, "Hey!..little nigga..wazzzup?" However, it is a VERY, VERY strong word when used by any non-black person toward any black person. For more on the subject of "Black English," see The Totally Unofficial Rap Dictionary also provided by Hans-Christian Holm.
nookey (noun)
+ sex Spelling uncertain. Seems to be etymologically related to the Dutch word 'neuken (to feck).' 'John's going out to look for a little nookey tonight.'
noonan
dorky, very annoying person "My college roommate is a noonan." Derived from an ND freshman with the roommie from hell, Allison.
nooner, noun (count)
sex at noon (during one's lunch break) Term usually refers to males who can't get away from home in the evening.
the person involved in a nooner Term usually refers to males who can't get away from home in the evening.
nudger
+ HomoSexual John is a nudger
nut
+ testicle Alternate form of 'ball'. 'John has small nuts.'

o
oh shit! (expletive)
+ Expression used when an unexpected or undesirable event has occurred or is about to occur: 'Oh shit! Now I'll never get that paper done.' 'Oh shit! We're gonna crash!'
old fart (noun)
+ An older male person. Usually used humorously, though could be considered offensive.
on the blob
+ it's that time of the month Used commonly when encountering foul mooded women..e.g. 'oh no, she's on the blob!'
one's tits in a knot
+ be upset used as a complement of 'get', 'have', 'keep, etc.: 'John got his tits in a knot and he kept them there.'
one's tits on (prepositional phrase, a small clause; idiom).
+ be patient used as a complement of 'keep, etc.: 'John kept his tits on.'
orlando (noun)
+ rural black person This term refers to the "old-school" black person who does not keep current with the "gansta" styles of music or clothing. Black people often use this toward each other in an insulting way. This is US East Coast lingo.

p
pain in the ass (noun phrase)
+ nuisance Common expression in the heterosexual community: 'John is a fecking pain in the ass.'
pearl necklace (compound noun)
+ sperm surrounding one's neck after ejaculation This term comes from the straight community. 'Mary is not fond of pearl necklaces.'
pecker cheese (compound noun, non-count)
++ smegma Not used in polite company: 'Neither John nor Mary are into pecker cheese.'
pecker tracks (compound noun, count)
+ Sperm left over on a sheet or other similar object after masturbation is complete. Noun normally used in the plural. 'John's mother found John's sheets full of pecker tracks.'
pecker
+ penis almost as common as 'cock'
peckerwood (noun)
+ white person A derogatory word for white males; used by other races.
pee (verb, intransitive)
urinate Used fairly commonly today, Acceptable on American television. It has transitive function similar to 'piss'.
pee-pee
penis Childish term. 'Johnny's pee-pee hurts.'
period (noum)
menstrual period standard colloquial term, not parlour room term: 'Mary started her period yesterday.'
phungky (adj.)
cool; other spelling for funky e.g.: Your new CD is phungky, dude!
piece of ass (nounphrase, idiom)
+ a feck used as a complement of 'get', have': "John got a piece of ass last night.'
pillow biter
more commonly known as a homosexual! phrase describing the common position of the bumholerous feckerous
pinch one off (compound verb)
defecate Expletetive reference by men to defecation. Litterally: to terminate the action of feces extrusion through the anus by contracting the muscular anal aperture. At work Steve said, "I need to take a break, I have to pinch one off." (Also: to "pinch a loaf")
piss (verb, intransitive)
+ urinate
piss (verb, transitive)
+ urinate in one's clothing E.g. "John pissed his pants." Usually has unintentional reading.
piss ant (descriptive)
a sheepish person. Non-desript individual. Young punk. Non factor "Don't worry about John. He's just a little piss ant.
piss flappers (compound noun, count)
++ women's labia Very rude expression: 'John amazed at Mary's large piss flappers.'
piss off (complex noun)
+ thing or person that causes one to be angry. Derived from the complex verb 'piss off': 'Mary finds John to be quite a piss off.'
piss off (verb, transitive)
+ make angry E.g. "John pissed Mary off."
piss up a storm (verb, semi-idiom)
+ urinate for a relative long time E.g. "John pissed up a storm." It means that John pissed and pissed and pissed.
pissed (predicate adjective)
angry derived from 'pissed off': 'John was pissed after they threw him out of the bar.'
drunk derived from 'pissed off': 'John got pissed at the bars last night.'
pissed to the gills (adjective phrase)
+ very inebriated One of many expressions for inebriation. 'John got pissed to the Gills at the White Swallow.'
pitch a tent in your shorts(phrase)
To get an erection When John saw Mary naked he pitched a tent in his shorts.
plow (verb)
aggressive insertive intercourse The passive partner can "get plowed" or "be plowed." Albee's _Virginia Woolf_ used plow in the active sense, when Nick promised to "plow a few pertinent wives."
pocket pool
to play with yourself discreetly with your hands in your pocket(s) "I was playing pocket pool with myself as I stood in front of her"
pocket pool (noun)
to stand with hand(s) in pockets and fondle penis/testicles Requires boxer shorts and pleated trousers. "Hey John, how's that game of pocket pool going?"
poon tang (noun phrase)
+ vagina, pussy slang.
poop (noun, mass)
feces Relatively harmless term: 'Look at all the dog poop on the front lawn!'
poop chute (noun phrase)
anus the passage through which excrement travels, possibly derived by analogy from "trash chute;" a phrase often used to describe the anus in the context of discussions of anal sex, as in "Up the old poop chute." The variant spelling, "poopshoot," does not seem to reflect the derivation of the word
pooper-scooper (noun, count)
small shovel for picking up dog feces A somewhat cutesy term: 'The people of big cities are expected to use pooper- scoopers when they take their dogs out for a walk.'
poopshoot (noun, count)
+ anal canal Not a common term: 'John likes to shove long slender objects up his poopshoot.'
+ rectal canal Not commonly used today: 'John's got bugs up his poopshoot.'
poor white trash or p.w.t. (noun)
+ This term is pretty self-explanatory. Be careful! It can enrage those who are the recipient of this term.
porch monkey (noun)
++ black person A very derogatory term referring to Blacks. This word is very common among the rural areas of the US.
postal
crazy, psychotic derived from deranged postal workers who shoot people and then commit suicide "John went totally postal on me today."
prick (noun, count)
penis Just another word for it: 'Mary like's John's big prick.'
pubes
pubic hair or pubic area Recent derivation: 'John found crabs in his pubes.'
pull one's pud
+ masturbate As far as it is known, 'pud' only occurs in this idiom. 'John was pulling his pud.'
pull the pin (verb)
to masturbate Derived from pulling the pin of a grenaded. "John was pulling the pin last night."
pussy
+ vagina also refers to a cat, but not a woman. There is some variation whether 'pussy' refers to any cat or a female cat.

q
quad (noun)
A very clumsy person. Often used amongst friends when one makes an embarrasing play during a sports match, e.g. missing a penalty kick, missing the backboard, etc. Derived from the word quadraplegic.
queef
+ a pussy fart i.e. an unpleasantly smelling encapsulation of gas excreted through the vagina, like a fart
queen
gay male who is dominant and rather effeminate This term is used on construction with many other terms.
Queer (KWEER)
++ 1)A Catchall word for someone who is Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgendered, or a straight "friend." 2)Political slant, angry. "John is a Queer Activist."
queer
+ homosexual male Once considered very derogatory, it is being used more and more in the gay community.
quim nuts
+ used to refer to a particularly hanging vagina. john said,"look at the quim nuts on her" whilst browsing through a crotch mag.
quim
+ vagina less offensive term than cunt
quim(kwimm)
+ Female genitailia (n)vulg. meaning comfortable female parts, "ooh I could nestle in that quim tonight", not harsh. orig. Scotland.
quim(noun)
+ Female genitailia (n)vulg. meaning comfortable female parts, "ooh I could nestle in that quim tonight", not harsh. orig. Scotland.

r
rack (noun)
large, firm breasts Check out the rack on that chick!
rag week (noun)
+ the week of the female period slang. orig in university campuses,with reference to annual charity 'rag' week, mainly used to describe male frustration at girlfreinds period i.e. 'been getting it regular with your bird eh, john' 'nah mate she's on rag week'
Rainbow Kiss
when a menstruating female engages in reciprocal oral sex with a man ("69ing") and mixes his semen with her vaginal secretions and blood during a passionate kiss after orgasming in eachother's mouths. For more information on a Rainbow Kiss call 1-800-***-**** M-Th 10pm-12am EST. Ask for Dr. Judy.
ranch(ed/ing)
++ The action and content of a males ejaculation To Ranch; Oh, honey I am going to Ranch; I am Ranching; I have Ranched.
red tide (noun phrase, idiom)
+ menstral period 'red' obviously refers to 'blood': 'Mary's red tide turns John off.'
red wings
Preforming cunnilingus during menses To earn your "red wings" would be to eat pussy during menstration. The "eater" would then have a "blood mustache".
redneck (noun)
racist white person This term previously refered only to the rural prejudice whites, mostly farmers, who have reddish necks (or a "farmer's tan"). However, its usage has become a lot looser in the past few years and now includes any racist white.
reestie (adj)
Describes unpleasant odour, object or person. Often used in conjunction with the word 'excess': e.g. "I had to get rid of the reestie excess" trans.:"I had to rid myself of the unpleasant odour/object/person etc." Originated in Birmingham slang.
rice queen
+ gay male who is attracted to Asian homosexuals Used humnorously. Considered racist.
riding the porcelain bus
throwing up in the toilet Australian slang. "John got drunk and spent the whole night riding the porcelain bus."
rim (v.t.)
++ to lick someone's anus 'Mary rimmed John's asshole.'
rim job (n.)
++ the act of 'rimming'--licking someone's anus
rump-shaker (noun)
+ the act of sexual intercourse example: John and Mary left to do the rump-shaker.

s
sausage jockey
+ homosexual male used to desribe the act of bottom sex between two gays. e.g. Richard was proud to be a sausage jockey.
scallywag (noun)
penis Origins unknown. "Pirate Pat was playing with his Scallywag."
scat
indulgence in feces Term not well known outside of circle and the gay world..
screw (noun)
+ feck (noun) Synonymous with 'piece of ass.' 'John had a hot screw last night.'
screw (verb, transitive and intransitive)
+ feck Can be used as a replacement for most functions of 'feck': screw up, screw around, screw off. 'Screwing' does not exist as an expletive, parallel to 'fecking'. It does exist as a gerund and a participle: 'John is screwing Mary.' 'John thinks screwing Mary is fun.'
screw (verb, transitive)
to take unscrupulous advantage of 'The used car salesman screwed John again.'
sex fight (verb)
A sexual game played between two persons A sexual play in which each sexual partner tries to make his/her opponent come first. Sex fight can be played between members of the opposite or the same sex. For more details of this game see the phrase sex fighter.
sex fighter
a man or a woman who likes to play the sex fight game A sex fighter tries to make his/her opponent come first when he/she is fecking with her/him. If he/she does so, he/she is the winner of the sex fight game. He/she is better in bed than her/him. The loser comes first !Sex fight has nothing to do with S/M. It's played with kisses,caresses,bites, strong prick and/or cunt pushes and a lof of dirty talking to excite your sexual opponent in order to make him/her come first.Many times the final winner comes right after his/her opponent. He/she is the winner anyway.Sex fight can be played between two persons in order to find out who is the best in bed, the horniest this time. If they have a different oppinion for something they can play sex fight, the winner decides. E.g if the man wants to see a basketball game and the woman wants to see a soap opera, they can use sex fight in order to find out what they will see.Sex fight can also be used in order to prove someone's superiority via sex. It can be played between members of the same sex.
shit (noun)
+ feces Very commonly used today. In addition to its literal reference, it has many, many subreferents. It is often used as a expletive comment: 'Oh shit!'
shit (noun, count)
+ a person Used dentrimentally: 'John is being a shit today.'
shit (verb, intransitive)
defecate Verb not used as much as noun.
shit (verb, trans.)
+ to lie to someone Perhaps not as strong as the verb 'to lie': 'John is always shitting Mary.'
defecate in ones clothes E.g.: John shit his pants. Sentences of this sort have in addition to the literal meaning, the meaning to be very astonished: "John shit his pants when Mary told him she was knocked up."
shit on a shingle (nounphrase)
chipped beef on toast US army term popularized during World War II.
shit out of luck (preposition phrase?, idiom)
+ really out of luck 'John was shit out of luck after he failed his course for the third time.'
shitcan (verb)
+ To get rid of something. "Shitcan that paper, dude."
shitfaced (adjective)
+ very intoxicated 'John and Mary really got shitfaced down at the bar last night.'
shitfit (compound noun)
+ any kind of a small fit 'John had a shitfit when Mary dumped him for Bill.'
shithead (compound noun)
+ a person Used detrimentally only. 'John is a real shithead.'
shithouse (adjective)
bad situation Australian and UK term referring to a situation that is not going right. For example, "The weather over here is really shithouse!" It can also be used as an expletive.
shithouse
+ outhouse 'John knocked the shithouse over while Mary was using it.'
shitlist (compound noun)
+ a hypothetical list of person whom one is angry at Used in the following ways: 'Mary is on John's shitlist.' (John is angry at Mary) 'John's shitlist gets longer.' (The number of people John is angry at grows)
shits (noun, plural definite)
+ any displeasurable situation Always used with the definite article: 'The weather is the shits today.'
diarrhea Always used with the definite article: 'John has the shits.'
shitstain
+ (noun) stupid person. Somewhat stronger than calling someone a "shit"
+ (noun) stupid person. Somewhat stronger than calling someone a "shit"
shoot off (complex verb, intransitive)
+ ejaculate Same as shoot 'ones' load: John shot off as soon as Mary touched his dick,
shoot one's load (verb phrase, idiom)
ejaculate Not a parlour room term: 'John shot his load when he saw the nude photo of James Dean.'
shoot one's wad
+ ejaculate Same as shoot 'ones' load: John shot his wad as soon as he stepped into the circle jerk.
sissy
+ an effeminate male, a homosexual male The second reading is often used humorously by gays: "We're going to a sissy bar."
sister
platonic gay buddy of another gay Term not used by 'masculine' gays today: 'John and Bill are sisters.'
sixty-nine (compound noun)
+ perform oral sex This term tends to be used humorously. 'John and Bill performed 69 on each other.'
sixty-nine (compound verb, transitive and reciprocal)
+ to reciprocally perform oral sex with a partner This term derived from the noun. 'John and Bill sixty-nined each other.'
skull feck
fellatio,blow job,gummer,hummer, Kristin gave Dino the skull feck of his life during the Canucks game Saturday!
slant
++ someone of chinese origin considered to be very racist by Asians.
slapper
+ abusive word for a woman,impling that she is cheap,ugly and sexually active. uk word.
slut (noun, count)
+ a loose and morally questionable woman Not as bad as 'cunt': 'John thinks that Mary is a slut'
snatch
+ vagina less offensive term than cunt
sod off (command)
trying to tell someone you are not impressed by their presence Can be used as an alternative to "feck off": "Look you arsehole, sod off!"
son of a bitch (noun phrase)
+ a despicable person very common term, less offensive today than a generation ago: 'Mary thinks that John is one son of a bitch.'
spank the monkey(verb phrase)
+ to masturbate "John was in the bathroom spanking the monkey"
spear chunker (noun)
++ black person A very derogatory term referring to Blacks. This word's origins are derived from both the past and present state of hunting styles by African natives.
spooge
sperm "When I got home from fecking my girlfriend I took off my clothes, and damned if I didn't have dried spooge
spunk
semen Common in UK but spunk or spunky meaning plucky, courageous in USA.
squirt -n- spurt (verb)
+ masturbation (particularly when the cum spurts out) "John was playing squirt -n- spurt last night, in bed."
stiffy (noun)
an erection An example of its usage is...."Jack has a stiffy cause Jill pulled her panties down."
suck a fatty
+ Go suck a big fat dick! Usually used in the place of feck you
swedish
homosexual One of several euphimisms for gay: 'John is swedish, you know.'
sweet f.a.
feck all nothing, eg. sweet f.a to do today
sweet fecking Jesus (phrase)
++ expletive with no particular meaning, conveying annoyance, surprise and generally feeling upset about something or somebody. Street jargon without expressedly blasphemical intention. Rather, the expression is more or less generally functionalized as are "feck" or "shit".

t
take a crap (verb, idiom)
+ defecate Synonymous with 'take a shit.' 'John took a crap.' 'John took a crap in his pants.' It has an intentional reading, similar to 'take a shit'. This term is more acceptable than 'take a shit.'
take a dump (ver phrase, idiomatic)
defecate Very non-standard colloquial term: 'John took a big dump last night.'
take a piss (verb, semi-idiom)
+ urinate E.g. "John took a piss." Usually has intentional meaning; c.f. "John took a piss in his pants."
take a shit (verb, idiom)
+ defecate Synonymous with shit (intransitive) "John took a shit." Note that "John took a shit in his pants" has an intentional reading, whereas "John shit his pants," usually has an unintentional reading.
tar baby (noun)
++ black person very derogatory term referring to Blacks. This term is used mostly among older Americans.
tea bagging (adj.)
type of fellatio The act of sucking the testicles. "Mary tea bags real nice". "John enjoys it when he gets tea bagged".
Tea Room
a washroom where sex takes place (usually in the gay culture)
telesis (noun)
progress inteligently planned pacific telesis is the name of a company in California.
the dogs bollocks
+ excellent Probably from London, and interesting because is the only phrase where "bollocks" is used in a positive way, name of a pint of beer made by the Hobgoblin pubs.
The shit hit the fan. (idiomatic verb phrase)
+ undesirable consequences occur as the result to something. The verb here is fully inflected and can be modified: 'The shit really hit the fan when Mary told John she was knocked up.' 'The shit always hits the fan when John calls Mary a dyke.'
threesome (compound noun)
three people involved in sex together Refers to any combination of gender.
threeway woman (adjective noun)
woman who lets the male gender be introduced orally, in her vagina and in anal intercourse. Quite popular in the porn industry. A purely technical term as in "My buddies and I made Mary a threeway woman last night."
tinkle
urinating (of females) This term is usually avoided by females. Can be used to refer gays urinating, in a humorous sense.
tit in a wringer (phrase)
getting in a jam; being in a tight spot also used to indicate foolishness. ie. if you don't have enough money to pay you'r going to get your tit in a wringer.
tit
+ breast Usually refers to female breast, but may refer to male nipple area especially if chest is not flat.
tittie
breast Childish term for 'tit'. Only has female reference.
titty feck (noun)
masturbation by inserting the penis between smooshed cleavage Another word for Dutch feck.Example: "Man! Jill gave me the best titty feck last weekend!"
to dog (verb, transitive)
to mock or ignore someone, to be rude "John was dogging Jane all week because she wouldn't get in bed with him." "Mary was dogging Jane because she found out about her and John."
to swain (v.)
to spontaneously revoke or take back, as in words or actions
toss my salad (verb, masculine)
To enagae in anal intercourse Used by males in prison to engage in anal intercourse. Inmates usually practice this with the aid of lubrication in the form of jelly or honey. They see it as a "clean non-gay" form of sexual pleasure. "Can I toss your salad?". Can also be used as an insult, "Toss my salad!", kind of like "Kiss my ass!".
tosser
+ someone who one does not like. used in context 'John's a tosser' John is annoying
trailer trash (noun)
+ This term is a little more descriptive than poor white trash. It is a very BIG insult in the US. This word refers to American whites living in trailers with yard's full of trash and chickens, with several automobiles up on blocks, none of which run.
trick (noun, count)
a hooker's client 'Mary had three tricks last night.'
homosexual pickup 'John picked up three tricks last night.'
trick (verb, intrans.)
to have sex with a pick-up 'John tricked with three guys last night.'
tripping/trippin (verb, intransitive)
1. to be high off drugs 2. to not be thinking correctly The first usage is used more than the second. The second usage refers to when someone makes a mistake. It follows or takes place of "Oops". "Oops, sorry, I must be tripping." "She's wrong. She's trippin." It is mostly used by African-American groups and may not even be known outside of California.
tubs, the (noun, plural)
gay steam bath Used humorously. 'John wen to the tubs last night.'
turd (noun, count)
shit Not totally acceptable, but certainly more so than 'shit': 'John found two cat turds on the floor.'
turd burglar (noun)
male homosexual most often used in a derogatory and humorous manner
twat
+ vagina less offensive term than cunt
twink (noun, count)
slim, smooth, blond young derived from

u
up shit creek (prepositional phrase, idiom)
+ masturbate to be in a bad situation with no obvious solution. "John is really up shit creek now.'
+ out of luck 'John was up shit creek when his computer crashed the night before his paper was due.'
up yours (prepositional phrase, idiom)
++ A deterimental term derived from 'up your ass'.

v
vertical bacon sandwich
+ labia Used to descride a particularly hanging vagina. eg John thought that Debbies vertical bacon sandwich was the best he had ever tasted.

w
wanker
+ you are an arsehole, an english word also to mean somebody who masterbates frequently
wasted (verb, trans. and intrans.)
1. to be drunk 2. to seriously mess up someone or something "John got really wasted at the party last night." "Lucy wasted her car in the crash. "
water sports
urination as a turn on Term not well known outside of circle and the gay world..
Wax the Dolphin
+ The act of male masterbation
wee-wee
penis children's term: 'Don't look at my wee-wee!'
wetback (noun)
hispanic person This term refers to all hispanics in the US. Its origins are derived from the Mexicans crossing illegally into the States. Border patrols can easily spot most illegals by wet clothing from crossing the Rio Grande. Although most people think so, it is not a very offensive word to hispanics at all. Even Mexicans call themselves Los Mojados ("the wet ones").
whack off (v. i.)
+ synonym to 'jerk/jack/beat' off
white swallow (compound noun)
+ semen Expression not very well known outside of San Francisco. A bar there originally had this name, but it was forced to drop 'white'. Its logo was a white swallow (bird). 'John thinks a little white swallow never hurt anyone.'
whiz
urinate (verb) Probably taken from the sound a urine stream makes. Usage: "I've gotta take a whiz", or simply, "I gotta whiz".
wicked pisser (noun)
used in New England pronounced "wicked pissah" Descibing something very good or very bad. Usage: when used without an article as in "This food is wicked pisser" it is taken to mean very good. when used with an article as in "Your job is a wicked pisser" its taken to mean something very bad.
willie
tantrum "he's having a willie"
wobbly pop (noun)
beer on a hot day a cool wobbly pop sure goes down good......
woody
+ Having an erection used quite often around males
wordhole (noun)
aka mouth Shut your wordhole choad!
wuss
(N. Amer.) n. sissy, wimp [wUs] etym. combination of the words "wimp" and "pussy" ex. "I was a teenage wuss", "What a wuss!"

y
Yasser (noun)
+ erection short for 'Yasser Crackafat' (Arafat obviously)

z
zipperhead (noun)
+ oriental person A very derogatory term for Asian people. This term was coined by US soldiers referring to the buzz cuts common among the Asians.
zoom-in (noun)
a.k.a. close-up: a frighteningly sudden, unexpected, sometimes unwanted, kiss. As in: 'Ew, John kissed me last night. It was a real zoom-in.' Or: 'John pulled a zoom-in on Mary last night.'