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CFU -----(Bacteria) Colony Forming Unit
BDK -----(Java) Beans Development Kit
SVV -----(Latin
FUD -----"(spreading) Fear, Uncertainty and Disinformation"
BOB -----(Taco Bueno's) Big Ole Burrito
IIE -----"(the) Institution (of) Incorporated Engineers [in electronic, electrical and mechanical engineering] "
OTY -----[the whatever] Of the Year
YXB -----10-Year Commonwealth Treasury Bond
DDQ -----"2,3-Dichloro-5,6-Dicyano-1,4-benzoQuinone [oxidizing agent in organic chemistry]"
TCP -----"2,4,6-Trichlorophenol (disinfectant) "
TDE -----2-dichlorethane (organochlorine insecticide)
MDA -----"3,4-methylenedioxyamphetamine (synthetic hallucinogenic drug)"
QNX -----3-quinuclidinyl-xanthene-9-carboxylate hemioxylate
ABQ -----A Better Quality
PLU -----a code for supermarkets (meaning unknown)
SCB -----a sticker found on a small banana
BNC -----a type of video
AUC -----"ab urbe condita, or anno urbis conditae (Latin: in the year, indicates number of years since founding of Rome) "
YXX -----"Abbotsford, British Columbia"
QUE -----abbrev. for Quebec
ATH -----Abbreviated Trouble History
ABB -----abbreviation
HRV -----abbreviation for Croatia
ANM -----Abbreviation with No Meaning
AAI -----"Abbreviations, Acronyms and Initialisms"
ABD -----abdicated
AXR -----Abdominal X-Ray
AUJ -----Aberdeen University Journal
AZV -----Abfallzweckverband
AYN -----Aboriginal Youth Network
ABT -----About
ABV -----above
AAB -----Above And Beyond
ALQ -----Abraham Lincoln Quarterly
AJM -----Abrasive Jet Machining
AWJ -----Abrasive Water Jet
ABR -----abridged
AJV -----Abrupt Junction Varactor
AWL -----Absent With Leave
ABF -----Absolute Bloody Final (drink)
AOF -----Absolute Open Flow
AQU -----Absolute Quality University
AWT -----Abstract Window Toolkit (java)
AYV -----Abutilon Yellow Virus
AIS -----Academic Instruction School
AYG -----Academic Year Grant
AZG -----Academisch Ziekenhuis Groningen
AGK -----Academy of Goju Karate
AIB -----Academy of International Business
AJK -----Academy of Japanese Karate
ACC -----Accelerate
AGP -----Accelerated Graphics Port
ARI -----Accelerated Research Initiative
APG -----Accelerating Population Growth
AQL -----Acceptable Quality Level
AUP -----Acceptable Use Policy
ABU -----Acceptance for Beneficial Use
AII -----Acceptance Inspection Instruction
ATR -----Acceptance Test Report
AHC -----Accepting Houses Committee
AXS -----access
ACL -----Access Control List
ARL -----Access Rights List
ASG -----Access Service Group
ASR -----Access Service Request
AUI -----Access Unit Interface
AIU -----Accident Investigation Unit
ADB -----Accidental Death Benefit
APV -----Accounts Payable Voucher
AIM -----Accuracy In Media
AQJ -----Ace-Queen-Jack
AQX -----Ace-Queen-Unknown
ABE -----Acetone-Butanol-Ethanol (solvent)
AXM -----Acetoxycyclohexamide
ACH -----Acetylcholine
ACD -----acid citrate dextrose
ACK -----acknowledged
CUU -----ACM Conference on Universal Usability
ANS -----Acorn NetStation
AUN -----Acorn Universal Networking
ACQ -----acquisition
AQP -----Acquisition Quality Plan
ALR -----Action Leakage Rate
ASH -----Action on Smoking and Health
ACX -----Active Control eXperts
AGN -----Active Galactic Nucleus
AUO -----Active User Object
ADO -----ActiveX Data Objects
AIJ -----Activities Implimented Jointly
AIO -----"Activities, Interests and Opinions"
ABH -----Actual Bodily Harm
AGW -----Actual Gross Weight
AGZ -----Actual Ground Zone
ANP -----Actual Navigation Performance
AML -----Acute Myeloid Leukemia
AMI -----Acute Myocardial Infarction
APU -----Acute Psychiatric Unit
ARF -----Acute Respiratory Failure
AUL -----Acute Undifferentiated Leukemia
AHM -----Acutely Hazardous Materials
AHG -----Ad Hoc Group
ADL -----Ada design language
QVJ -----Adams (Massachusetts) Library
ALN -----Adaptive Learning Network
ACS -----Additional Curates Society
ADR -----Additional Dialogue Recording (film jargon)
ADY -----Additional Duty
AXC -----Additional eXtended Coverage
AEC -----Additional Extended Coverage
AVC -----Additional Voluntary Contributions
AKR -----Address Key Register
AMP -----Adenosine MonoPhosphate
AYP -----Adequate Yearly Progress
ABO -----Adiabatic Born-Oppenheimer
AMF -----Adios My Friend
ADJ -----Adjutant
ADM -----administration
AAJ -----Administrative Appeals Judge
ACO -----Administrative Contract Office
ARE -----Admiralty Research Establishment
ARJ -----Admission Reject
AOX -----Adsorbable Organohalogens
ADV -----advance
AAH -----Advanced Attack Helicopter
AEG -----Advanced Engineering from Germany
AXX -----Advanced Exchange Experiment
AXV -----Advanced Experimental Vehicle
AXL -----Advanced eXtended markup Language
AFW -----Advanced FireWire
AGR -----Advanced Gas-cooled (nuclear) Reactor
AGC -----Advanced Graduate Certificate
AIN -----Advanced Intelligent Network
AIX -----Advanced Interactive eXecutive
AJT -----Advanced Job Training
AJP -----Advanced Joint Planning
APT -----Advanced Passenger Train
AQF -----Advanced Quick Fix
ARS -----Advanced Righting System
ASS -----Advanced Sensor System
ASX -----Advanced Systems eXcellence
ATB -----Advanced Technology Bomber
ATX -----Advanced Technology Extended [Format]
AVS -----Advanced Visual Systems
AWM -----Advanced Warehouse Management
AXF -----Advanced X-Ray Facility
VAN -----adVANtage (tennis)
AEL -----Adverse Effect Level
ACY -----Advocates for Children and Youth
AEQ -----aequalis (Latin: equal)
AOT -----Aerosol Open Test
AET -----"aetatis (Latin: at the end of, aged) "
AFF -----affiliated
AFG -----Afghanistan
AFR -----Africa
ANC -----African National Congress
AVU -----African Virtual University
ACP -----"African, Carribean and Pacific (countries) "
AWB -----Afrikaner Weerstandbeweging (right-wing political party in South Africa)
ZAF -----Afrique du Sud (code ISO de pays)
AFT -----after
ADS -----After Dinner Speaking
AHR -----After Heat Removal
ARO -----After Receipt of Order
AXY -----Aftercastle Yearbook
AOE -----Age Of lEgends
AFP -----Agence France-Presse
ARH -----Agence rgionale de l'hospitalisation
AGY -----agency
AQW -----Agenda Quik-Writing
AGT -----agent
AXT -----AGETOR XML Transformation
AXJ -----Agility Excellent Jumper
AWF -----Aging Waste Facility
AGD -----Agreed
AGE -----Agricultural Engineer
ALT -----Agricultural Lands Tribunal
ARC -----Agricultural Research Council
AUA -----Agricultural Unit of Account
AKE -----Agrotikon Komma Ellados
AHD -----Ahead
AAL -----Aid Association for Lutherans
ANB -----Aids to Navigation Boat
AAK -----"Aim, Attack, Kill"
ACM -----Air Chief-Marshall
ADC -----Air Defence Command
AEM -----Air Efficiency Medal
AFB -----Air Force Base
AFH -----Air Force Handbook
AFM -----Air Force Medal
AHU -----Air Handling Unit
AJX -----Air Japan
AKL -----Air Kilroe
ALO -----Air Liaison Officer
ANG -----Air National Guard
AOA -----Air Officer in charge of Administration
APZ -----Air Patrol Zone
AQA -----Air Quality Assessment
AQC -----Air Quality Control
AQD -----Air Quality Digest
AQG -----Air Quality Guidelines
AQI -----Air Quality Index
AQM -----Air Quality Monitoring
AQS -----Air Quality Standard
AQV -----Air Quality Valuation
ASO -----Air Staff Officer
AAM -----Air to Air Missile
ATC -----Air Traffic Control
ATA -----Air Transport Auxillary
AVH -----Air Vehicle Handler
AWS -----Air Warfare Course
AWI -----Air Water Interface
ABN -----AirBorN
AEW -----Airborne Early Warning
CVW -----Aircraft Carrier Air Wing
AHV -----Aircraft Handling Vehicle
AIK -----Aircraft Installation Kits
AOG -----Aircraft on Ground
ACW -----AirCraftWoman
ACV -----Air-Cushion Vehicle
ALW -----Air-Launched Weapon
AQE -----Airman Qualifying Examination
AOV -----Air-Operated Valve
ATZ -----Airport Traffic Zone
ARP -----Air-Raid Precautions
ASI -----AirSpeed Indicator
AUM -----Air-to-Underwater Missile
AWY -----Airway
ASK -----Akademische Software Kooperation
AGA -----Aktiebolaget Gasackumulator (cooker)
AHK -----Aktiv Hinten Kinematik
ABZ -----"Al, Bill, and Zorn Manufacturing, Inc. "
ALA -----Alabama
AMW -----ALARA Management Worksheet
AEH -----Alarm Event Handler
AKJ -----"Alaska, Juneau"
AKI -----Alaskan Independent Party
AYX -----Alaskan Yukon Explorer
AKY -----Albanian Kosovar Youth
YZA -----Albany Law School Library
AJS -----Albert John Stevens (British motor cycle manufacturer)
AEN -----Alberta Environmental Network
AWP -----Alberta Wheat Pool
ALB -----albumin
ABW -----alcohol by weight (abw)
ATF -----"Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms"
ALD -----Alderman
AXH -----Alexanders Holdings
AYS -----Alexandia (VA) Youth Soccer
ALG -----algebra
AKU -----Algemene Kunstzijde Unie
AVV -----Algemene Vrijinning Vakverbond
ALK -----alkali
AEZ -----Alkaline Earth Zeolite
AKD -----Alkyl Ketene Dimer
AAW -----All Around the World
AAO -----All At Once
ACN -----All Concerned Notified
AFN -----All For Nothing
AIQ -----All Is Quiet
AJW -----All Japan Womens wrestling
ANA -----All Nippon Airways
AOK -----All OK (alright)
AOS -----All Over the Shop
AOW -----All Over the World
APB -----All Points Bulletin (US)
AVT -----All Volatile Treatment
AYB -----All Your Base
AYW -----All Your Work
AKH -----Allegemeines Krankenhaus
QQH -----Allegheny County (Pennsylvania) Planning and Development Library
AEK -----All-Electric Kitchen [ie no gas]
AFJ -----Alliance For Justice
ABY -----Alliance of Baptist Youth
ACE -----"Allied Command, Europe "
AXP -----Allied eXercise Publication
AHQ -----Allied HeadQuarters
AIW -----Allied Industrial Workers
AMG -----Allied Military Government
AIR -----All-India Radio
ATV -----All-Terrian Vehicle
AUR -----All-Up Round
AVF -----All-Volunteer Force
AWX -----All-Weather Aircraft
AUW -----Aloha United Way
AXO -----Alpha Chi Omega
AKX -----Alpha Kappa Chi
AKK -----Alpha Kappa Kappa
AZO -----Alpha Zeta Omega
AAT -----Alpha-1-Anti-Trypsin (treatment for cystic fibrosis)
ANW -----Alpha-Numeric Warning
QOU -----al-Quds Open University
AKA -----Also Known As
AFU -----alt.folklore.urban [Usenet newsgroup]
ASB -----Alternative Service Book (church of england)
AZD -----Alternativer Zustelldienst
AHZ -----Altherrenzirkel
AZS -----Alumina-Zirconia-Silica
AKS -----Aluminum-Potassium-Silicon
AAY -----Always All Yours
ALZ -----Alzheimer's disease
AEU -----Amalgamated Engineering Union
AWA -----Amalgamated Wireless (Australasia) Ltd.
AAU -----Amateur Athletic Union (america)
APA -----Amateur Press Association
AXG -----Amax Gold
AZJ -----Amazonenjagd
AWQ -----Ambient Water Quality
AOZ -----Ambulantes Operations Zentrum
AMD -----amend
AOL -----America OnLine
ARV -----American (standard) Revised Edition
AAA -----American Academy of Advertising
SWV -----American all-female soul performers
ABA -----American Basketball Association
ABL -----American Basketball League
ABS -----American Broadcasting System
ACJ -----American Communication Journal
ACI -----American Concrete Institute
AEP -----American Electrical Power
AEV -----American Emergency Vehicles
AEF -----American Expeditionary Forces
AEI -----American Express International
AFL -----American Federation of Labor
AFS -----American Field Scholarship
AFI -----American Film Institute
AFC -----American Football Conference
AHI -----American Honey Institute
AJH -----American Jewish History
AJI -----American Jewish Institute
AJY -----American Jewish Youth
AJR -----American Journalism Review (Periodical)
AKF -----American Kidney Fund
ALL -----American Liberty League
AMZ -----American Maritime Zone
AMA -----American Medical Association
AMC -----American Motor Company
AMX -----American Motorcross(X)
AMS -----American Musicological Society
AMJ -----American Muslims for Jerusalem
ANQ -----American Notes and Queries
AJA -----American of Japanese Ancestry
AOU -----American Ornithologists' Union
AOJ -----American Orthoptic Journal
API -----American Petroleum Institute
QQG -----American Philatelic Research Library
APS -----American Psychological Society
TVT -----American record company
ASL -----American Sign Language
ASQ -----American Society for Quality
ASZ -----American Society of Zoologists
ASV -----American Standard Version
UPN -----american television network
AUY -----American Union of Youth
AUH -----American University Hospital
AUK -----American University in Kyrgyzstan
AVD -----American Vetinary Department
AWG -----American Wire Gauge
AWH -----American Women's Hospitals
AYR -----American Year in Review
AYH -----American Youth Hockey
AYY -----American Youth Yoga
AZL -----American Z Lines
AZA -----American Zinc Association
AZC -----American Zionist Council
AZM -----American Zionist Movement
AZY -----American Zionist Youth
AJJ -----Americans for Justice on the Job
ALX -----America's Learning Exchange
MXY -----AMEX Mexico Index
ADK -----Ammosov Delone and Krainov atomic tunnelling model
AWK -----"Amo, Weinberger, Kernighan (programming language)"
AMT -----amount
AMY -----Ampere Modulated Yielding
APK -----Amplitude Phase Keying
AEX -----Amsterdam (stock) EXchange
AAN -----An Amazing Night
AFE -----Analog Front End
AVB -----Analog Video Bandwidth
AAD -----Analogue Analogue Digital (recording technique)
ADD -----Analogue Digital Digital
AQT -----Analytical Query Time
ANE -----Anarchy 'N' Explosives
AOH -----Ancient Order of Hibernians
AOR -----And
AMM -----And Much More
AYA -----And Yet Again
ATK -----Andrew ToolKit
AUE -----Andrew User Environment
AYI -----Angle of Yaw Indicator
ASA -----Angle Side Angle
AZB -----Angular Z-Buffer (ray-tracing algorithm)
ANH -----"Anhang (German: appendix, of a book)"
AGU -----Anhydroglucose Units
AXU -----Animal Expo Unlimited
AFO -----Animal Feeding Operations
AHL -----Animal Health Laboratories
ANN -----annals
ZBX -----Annawan-Alba (Illinois) Township Library
ADZ -----Annual Day Zero
AGM -----Annual General Meeting
ALF -----Annual Licence Fee
APR -----Annual Percentage Rate
APY -----Annual Percentage Yield
AQQ -----Annual Qualifications Questionnaire
AYL -----Annual Yearly Loss
ANR -----another
AMQ -----Another Moronic Question
AFQ -----Answers Facts and Questions
ANT -----antenna
ATU -----Antenna Tuning Unit
APH -----AntePartum Haemorrhage
ALH -----Anterior Lobe Hormone
AKZ -----Antiarmor Kill Zone
ABM -----Anti-Ballistic Missle
ABX -----Antibiotics
ADH -----AntiDuretic Hormone
AHF -----AntiHaemophilic Factor
AIZ -----Anti-Imperialistische Zelle(n) (German)
AJD -----Anti-Jam Display
AJE -----Anti-Jam Equipment
AJF -----Anti-Jam Frequency
AXE -----Antique eXercise Equipment
ASW -----AntiSubmarine Work
ATT -----AntiTetanus Toxoid
AVX -----AntiVirus eXpert
ALY -----Antroposofisen Laaketieteen Yhdistyksen
AOP -----Any Old Place
AOB -----Any Other Business
AQK -----Any Quick Kiss
AOC -----Apellation d'Origine Controlee
AKP -----Apogee Kick Planning
APP -----apparatus
AQY -----Apparent Quantum Yield
ATJ -----Appendices To Journals
ATQ -----AppleTalk Transition Queue
AMK -----Applied Materials Korea (name of a company)
ARM -----Applied Research Methods
ART -----Applied Risc Technologies
AKT -----Apprentice Knowledge Test
ADF -----Approved Deposit Fund
ADI -----Approved Driving Instructor
AQR -----Approximate and Qualitative Reasoning group
APX -----approximately
ASU -----Arab Socialist Union
AUZ -----Arbeitskreis Umfassende Zahnheilkunde
AZK -----Arbeitsnehmer Zentrum Koenigswinter
ARB -----arbitrager
AVW -----Arbor Vitae Woodruff School
ATN -----arc tangent
WXK -----Archaeologie (library cataloguing)
ABP -----Archbishop
ANY -----Architecture New York
AZW -----Architektur Zentrum Wien
AZP -----Archiv fuer die Zivilistische Praxis
AGQ -----Archives Gaies du Quebec
AJU -----Archives Juives
AUB -----Are yoU Bored?
AYC -----Are You Crazy?
RUX -----Are You Experienced?
AYF -----Are You Finished
RUJ -----aRe yoU Joking?
AYK -----Are You Kidding?
RUK -----aRe yoU Kidding?
AAX -----Area of Absolute eXclusion
AAZ -----Areas And Zones
ARG -----arginine
RXZ -----Arginine-Alanine-Proline (proteins)
ANL -----Argonne National Laboratory
AYE -----Argue Your End
ALI -----Argyl Light Infantry
ALU -----Arithmetic and Logic Unit (computing)
ADE -----Arizona Department of Education
AZQ -----Arizona Quarterly
AZX -----Arizona Stock Exchange
AJG -----Arizone Jojoba Growers
ARK -----Arkansas
AHP -----Arkansas Highway Police
AHE -----Armament Handling Equipment
ASD -----Armament Supply Department
APO -----Armed Forces (or Army) Post Office
AMV -----Armored Maintenance Vehicle
AFV -----Armoured Fighting Vehicle
AIV -----Armoured Infantry Vehicle
APC -----Armoured Personnel Carrier
AAC -----Army Air Corps
AAF -----Army Air Force
ACF -----Army Cadet Force
AER -----Army Emergency Reserve
AHN -----Army Health Nurse
AKN -----Army Knowledge Network
AKO -----Army Knowledge On-line
ANV -----Army of Northern Virginia
AOD -----Army Ordnance Department
APD -----Army Pay Department
AQB -----Army Qualifications Battery
ASC -----Army Service Corps
AVR -----Army Volunteer Reserve
AWR -----Army War Reserve
AYT -----Army Youth Team
ARR -----arrangement
AOO -----Art lending Of Ottawa
AON -----Art Of Noise
ATD -----Art Teacher's Diploma
AID -----Artificial Insemination by Donor
AIH -----Artificial Insemination by Husband
AMN -----Artificial Mains Network
AOY ---