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Remember what your Dad said:
The only way it'll get done right is to do it yourself!

Copycats: As with every product we develop, we were the first company in the world to offer a product like this. In the past decade one copycat after another has tried to duplicate it. They offer much smaller sizes (usually 24" wide because they're using desktop printers), and short lengths (hardly worth the trouble), usually no option for an image, the cheapest-possible drugstore gift-wrap paper....we see this all the time. They don't last long -- a year or two at most, at least with this particular product. They come and go faster than American presidents' chippies. But while they're in the process of going under they make a point of insulting and berating every other business out there. It grows tiring after awhile, especially to those of us who developed the product in the first place, and we're eventually compelled to address it. We've seen basement and back-bedroom operations set up paid advertising so that when a customer looking for a quality product did a search specifically for us, the other company popped up, and we've seen just about every other sleezy trick and trickster come down the pike. The shamelessness of these people is staggering and we find ourselves wondering what moldy rock they slithered out from under. Some companies say they've "patented" their own gift-wrap printing equipment (right -- they hand-stamp or roll-press short phrases over pre-printed paper from Rite-Aid and Walmart -- pictures and images are utterly beyond them). It goes on and on. We suggest that every customer shop around. We don't need the money; our only motivation is to produce great products that will make people smile. Unwitting customers can deal with fraudsters, shysters, and copycats if they like. Perhaps that's a kind of natural selection at work.

Custom Gift Wrap

Item Number --- FC-45
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You can never find exactly the right wrapping paper.
So make your own!


Personalized Gift Wrapping Papers -- Custom Printed by the Roll

You know those little I.D. cards you have to stick on every package?

Throw 'em in the trash!

Create a wrapping paper using a patterned picture of the recipient.
They'll know who it's for---and who it's from!


(use your own image)

Custom Gift Wrapping Papers    

Are we serious?
Yep.

What's more, you'll receive enough paper to actually use.
Send us any picture you like, and we'll turn it into your own custom wrapping paper. You've searched the stores for years trying to find a wrapping paper that's truly unique, that has class, that sets your gift apart from all others. You've tried foils, designs, textured papers, solids, tissues---

But it's the same old stuff everyone else is using.
So be different. Give your gift the distinction it deserves!
You'll be the talk of the party.

Custom Gift Wrapping Papers

Immortalize a handsome (?) pet.

Illustrate the recipient's career.

Custom Gift Wrapping Papers

Perfect for corporate gift wrapping with your logo.

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How does this work, anyhow?

It's simple:

All papers are 36" wide. We use only a white paper. The ghosted background shown in the examples is no longer available. Type in a phrase (if you wish), and upload an image for us to use as a pattern. That's it! Printed in 15 foot lengths, 36 inches wide, order as many lengths as you wish. This is a 20lb semi-gloss stock (not thin and easy to accidentally tear).

We do not offer any images. You must supply your own image.

What kind of image should you supply?

We can use just about any image, but here are some guidelines for best results:
We'd prefer to receive a "transparent .gif" image. That's the easiest for us to work with. If you know what a transparent .gif is, and are comfortable creating one, that's the best way to assure that you get exactly what you want. Images that come to us as a transparent .gif are printed exactly as received, with no cropping or alteration.

If making a transparent .gif isn't for you, just send us any old picture. We prefer it to be in .jpg format, but that isn't even all that important. Any bitmap (bmp, tiff, whatever) will do. You may submit a vector image if you like, but it will be converted to a bitmap for this particular product.

What about resolution and size?

Ideally, your image will be 150 dpi at a size of 3 inches by 3 inches. That's roughly the size of each image in the pattern that gets printed onto your paper. If you have no clue what we're talking about, don't sweat it---just send the best picture you've got, but understand that if you supply a poor quality image, that's what will print --a poor quality image!.

What will we do to your image?

We'll adjust contrast, and will do a bit of minor color correction. Even so, the colors in your image may get "tweaked". This is mostly due to differences in decorative paper from roll to roll. We're not creating a work of art, after all.

We'll also crop your image if you didn't supply it as a transparent .gif. We may mask out the image and use it as a transparent .gif, as depicted in this image of the baby's face:

Custom Gift Wrapping Papers

Or....we may elect to "trim" the image, something like this:

Custom Gift Wrapping Papers

What method we decide to use depends on several factors, mostly relating to the composition of the image you supply. If you're fussy about your image, you can assure that we print it exactly as you desire by supplying it as a transparent .gif. If you supply it in any other format, we'll mask or crop it as we see fit.

What about the text phrase?

Say anything you like! Or not! A text phrase is optional.

The phrase shown in the above examples says, "Happy Whatever from TrixiePixGraphics".

Frankly, we no longer like the font we used for the samples; so the font is subject to change, and will be of a style that's more readable than that shown above. We try to match the font to the occasion where possible.

Do we have any "taboo's" regarding what kind of image or phrase we'll print?

No.Your phrase can be nasty or nice, positive or negative. We're not your judge.

Send us a picture of your butt, your dog's butt, your wife's cranky-face, a huge eyeball, a picture of a slug, some seagull droppings, your topless girlfriend, a rose, the jail cell you were in when you got drunk in Mexico, send us a pic of your vomit the morning after, or your mother-in-law's hairy shins; we simply don't care. Trust us when we say we're weirder than you.

Standard order is for 15 feet (36" wide).

This is one of our favorite products, and we hope you enjoy it half as much as we do.
Note: You may notice slight color shifts in logos and graphics and some "dulling" of very bright and/or heavy colors using this media. We will not undertake any formal color correction on this product. This item is designed to be scotch-taped to a gift, to elicit a laugh or a smile, and then to be bodily ripped from the package by grubby, eager little hands. Gift-wrap is not an art statement, it is not an art product, nor could it ever be considered as such at this price, using this media.

Custom Gift Wrapping Papers

I am delighted to learn that the "Megan Madole & Associates" paper turned out so well that you want to use it as a sample on your Web site! You have my permission and I will look forward to seeing it on your site in the future.

No sooner had I e-mailed you my permission to use the "Megan Madole & Associates" paper on your Web page, the order arrived at my office! I am equally delighted with the way both rolls of paper turned out and am especially impressed with how fast the project was completed and delivered. This is a grand total of four days from placing the order to being printed, shipped, and placed my hands in NYC! I will not hesitate to recommend Trixiepix Graphics to others. Thanks again.
Sincerely, Michael Madole

Item Number --- FC-45
$38.90 per 36" by 15 foot roll

Please do NOT inquire about volume discounts
International orders for this item will be CANCELLED

One of the most bizarre questions we've ever been asked:

Q. "Will this ink 'run' underwater?"
A. YES! We do not make giftwrap for underwater use. Go figure.

CAUTION:

Do not eat.
Do not insert into any body orifice.
Do not place in gas tank.
Do not use underwater.
Do not use in the shower.
Do not use in the rain.
Do not use near fire.
Do not soak with gasoline and ignite.
Do not expose to paint thinner, solvents,
hydrochloric acid, the Andromeda Strain or Anthrax.
Not for cooking.
Do not inhale.

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*I understand that my
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Custom Gift Wrap (Tangent)
We'll sometimes do custom work for nice folks like Tangent Corporation
Inquire about full coverage patterns BEFORE ordering

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