Roast 'em long and Roast 'em hot. Roast 'em slow, or in a pot.
Roast 'em 'till they scream and kick. Roast 'em turning on a stick.
Roast 'em on a red-hot grill; Roast 'em on a rocky hill.
Roast 'em in a big ol' pile; Roast 'em with a little style.
(Smile -- you'll live 34% longer. -Assuming you want to!)


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$55.00      Page #1        FV-09 Bobbit Copycat, Performed by Laura H. 

$55.00      Page #2        FV-25 Bigfoot, Performed by Selena W. 

$55.00      Page #3        FV-04 Organ Harvesters, Performed by Laura H. 

$55.00      Page #4        FV-05b Crop Circles, Performed by Rick L. 

$55.00      Page #5        FV-33 Female Rapist, Performed by Samantha S. 

$55.00      Page #6        FV-07 Goat Molester, Performed by Rick L. 

$55.00      Page #7        FV-11 Alien Anal Probe, Performed by Rick L. 

$55.00      Page #8        FV-15 Mammogrammer #2, Performed by Laura H. 

$55.00      Page #9        FV-19 Prostitution Sting, Performed by Laura H. 

$55.00      Page #10        FV-23 Aliens in YOUR Neighborhood, Performed by Kim K. 

$55.00      Page #11        FV-27b Birthday Cake Fire, Performed by Kim K. 

$55.00      Page #12        FV-29 Condom Thief, Performed by Samantha S. 

$55.00      Page #13        FV-32 Escapee, Performed by Samantha S. 

$55.00      Page #14        FV-35 Hit Man, Performed by John F. 

$55.00      Page #15        FV-37b Kitten Killer, Performed by Selena W. 

$55.00      Page #16        FV-40 Parking, Performed by Samantha S. 

$55.00      Page #17        FV-42b Knocked Up, Performed by Kim K. 

$55.00      Page #18        FV-45 Porn Star, Performed by Samantha S. 

$55.00      Page #19        FV-47b Santa Killer, Performed by Kim K. 

$55.00      Page #20        FV-50c Wedding Announcement, Performed by Selena W. 

$55.00      Page #21        FV-02 Neighborhood Flasher, Performed by Laura H. 

$55.00      Page #22        FV-22 Big Ass, Performed by Samantha S. 

$55.00      Page #23        FV-07b Goat Molester, Performed by Kim K. 

$55.00      Page #24        FV-03 Bank Robber, Performed by Laura H. 

$55.00      Page #25        FV-06 Snakes on the Loose, Performed by Laura H. 

$55.00      Page #26        FV-51 Hair Care Product, Emergency Recall, Performed by John F. 

$55.00      Page #27        FV-37c Kitten Killer, Performed by John F. 

$55.00      Page #28        FV-12 Natural Gas Leak, Performed by Rick L. 

$55.00      Page #29        FV-26 Birth Announcement, Performed by Selena W. 

$55.00      Page #30        FV-17 Cooties, Performed by Laura H.

$55.00      Page #31        FV-08 Panty Thief, Performed by Laura H.  

$55.00      Page #32        FV-10 Threats Against the Prez, Performed by Rick L. 

$55.00      Page #33        FV-13 Mass Murderer (Basement Strangler), Performed by Laura H. 

$55.00      Page #34        FV-14 Mammogrammer #1, Performed by Laura H. 

$55.00      Page #35        FV-16 Father, Performed by Rick L. 

$55.00      Page #36        FV-18 Female Boy-Molester, Performed by Laura H. 

$55.00      Page #37        FV-20 Gigalo, (Male Prostitute) Performed by Laura H. 

$55.00      Page #38        FV-21 Finally Got Lucky, Performed by Laura H. 

$55.00      Page #39        FV-24 Arms Dealer Sought, Performed by John F. 

$55.00      Page #40        FV-25b Bigfoot, Performed by Samantha S. 

$55.00      Page #41        FV-27 Birthday Cake Fire, Performed by Selena W. 

$55.00      Page #42        FV-28 Stupid Sperm Donor, Performed by Samantha S. 

$55.00      Page #43        FV-30 Diseases, Performed by Samantha S. 

$55.00      Page #44        FV-31 Double Life, Performed by Samantha S. 

$55.00      Page #45        FV-32b Escapee, Performed by Selena W. 

$55.00      Page #46        FV-34 Get a Job (Got a Job), Performed by John F. 

$55.00      Page #47        FV-36 Jimmy Hoffa, Performed by John F. 

$55.00      Page #48        FV-37c Kitten Killer, Performed by John F. 

$55.00      Page #49        FV-38 Love Child, Performed by Samantha S. 

$55.00      Page #50        FV-39 Mob Hit, Performed by John F. 

$55.00      Page #51        FV-41 Peeper, Performed by Sam S. 

$55.00      Page #52        FV-42 Got Knocked Up, Performed by Samantha S. 

$55.00      Page #53        FV-43 Pubic Hair, Performed by John F. 

$55.00      Page #54        FV-44 Radioactive, Performed by Sam S. 

$55.00      Page #55        FV-46 Russian Spy, Performed by Samantha S.  

$55.00      Page #56        FV-47 Santa Killer, Performed by Selena W. 

$55.00      Page #57        FV-48 Sex Partners, Performed by Samantha S.

$55.00      Page #58        FV-50 Wedding Announcement, Performed by Samantha S.

$55.00      Page #59        FV-51 Hair Care Products, Performed by John F.

$55.00      Page #60        FV-37b Kitten Killer, Performed by Selena W.

$55.00      Page #61        FV-40 Parking Fines, Performed by Samantha S.

$55.00      Page #62        FV-50b Wedding Announcement, Performed by Kim K.

$55.00      Page #63        FV-50c Wedding Announcement, Performed by Selena W.

$55.00      Page #64        FV-37 Kitten Killer, Performed by Samantha S.

$55.00      Page #65        FV-54 Local Shoplifter, Performed by April W.

$55.00      Page #66        FV-53 Red Light Runner, Performed by April W.

$55.00      Page #67        FV-52 Busted Pimp, Performed by April W.

$55.00      Page #68        FV-51b Hair Care Product Recall, Performed by April W.

$55.00      Page #69        FV-50d Wedding Announcement, Performed by April W.

$55.00      Page #70        FV-47d, Santa Killer, Performed by April W.

$55.00      Page #71        FV-37d, Kitten Killer, Performed by April W.

$55.00      Page #72        FV-27d, Cake Fire, Performed by April W.

$55.00      Page #73        FV-62, Pictures in Cave, Performed by Laura H.

$55.00      Page #74        FV-61, Milk Recall, Performed by Laura H.

$55.00      Page #75        FV-57, Broken Boner, Performed by Laura H.

$55.00      Page #76        FV-58, Head up Ass, Performed by Laura H.

$55.00      Page #77        FV-60, Hamburger Recall, Performed by Laura H.

$55.00      Page #78        FV-59, CrimeBusters (drug dealer), Performed by Laura H.

$55.00      Page #79        FV-55, Viagra Priapism, Performed by Laura H.

 

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