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FV-57, Broken Boner, Performed by Laura H. (below) *Text and Video Copyright © 2007 Channel54News.com™ Health department officials around the state are urgently seeking the public's help in locating a man who walked into a local hospital Thursday complaining of non-specific groin pain and "an inability to perform". Doctors were not entirely sure what the patient meant by that statement, but ran a routine series of tests and a full physical exam anyway. Eventually, however, the man became frustrated at the lack of relief the medical staff was providing, and stormed out of the hospital yelling, "No one understands." Some time later a nurse found several x-rays which had been mis-filed, which seemed to finally point to a cause for the man's pain, and his exasperation. Unfortunately, the contact data left by the patient was incorrect, and doctors had no way of locating the individual to tell him that his affliction had been positively identified and that a cure was readily available. Due to the severity of the condition, and the likelihood of permanent damage if treatment is not effected immediately, health officials turned to the public for help. If you know the identity or current whereabouts of the man shown on your screen now, please call 911 immediately. Police are standing by to rush the patient to the nearest facility, where the broken appendage will be cast and immobilized for about ten weeks. Doctors are confident that if they can just reach this person in time, they can prevent the organ from permanently healing improperly, and the man can be returned to his former glorious state of vibrant health and self-serving promiscuity... This has been Casey Miles reporting. And now, back to your regularly scheduled programming.
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