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FV-62 Pictures in Cave, Performed by Laura H. (below)
*Text and Video Copyright © 2007 Channel54News.com™ Channel 54 is working with the FBI and agents from Homeland Security at this hour to locate and place into protective custody the individual shown on your screen. Military black-ops personnel recovered about 25,000 copies of the portrait you're looking at now, distributed throughout a camouflaged cave system used by terrorists in a remote, mountainous region of Afghanistan last month. Officials say they've never found such a cache of pictures before and are not clear about what it could mean. The snapshots were all identical, and had been obviously mass-produced by a commercial printer. Some of the pictures featured a red bull's-eye and the words "Death to the Enemy of Islam", and most of the paper targets had been shot repeatedly. The State Department says it has reason to believe the targeted person is an American, and are working round the clock to try to locate them -- before any militant Muslim factions in the U.S. can find them first. Authorities say they have no idea what this individual may have done to enrage and incite the ire of the Muslim people, but are hoping to find out from the victim --assuming they can find them in time. If you have ANY information as to the whereabouts of this person, please call 911 immediately so that they may be placed in protective custody without delay. Homeland Security spokes-people tell us there is not a moment to lose. We'll bring you updates as they become available. This has been Casey Miles reporting, and now, back to our regularly scheduled programming.
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