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FV-11 Alien Anal Probe, Performed by Rick L. (below)
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We want to bring you an update on the breaking story we covered yesterday involving the local resident who was picked up on a rural road by a Sheriff's deputy and hospitalized, suffering from mild exposure and general cuts and contusions. You may recall the victim was incoherent at the time and was only able to mumble about aliens and anal probes. Police said they investigated the area where the victim was found and discovered a tree that the person had apparently been tied to. Nearby they also found a large, circular area of burned vegetation which showed significant levels of radiation. The victim was treated and released but has refused to speak with reporters about the incident. We were able today to obtain a copy of the medical record when it was included in the sheriff's report. Emergency room doctors did confirm to us that the victim came in presenting with a very red bottom, the cause of which was unclear, but the pattern was consistent with one hell of a spanking to produce such a cherry red little bum, shown along with the victim on your screen now. A source in the Sheriff's department has also confirmed that the victim spoke repeatedly of anal probes. Apparently there were lots and lots of anal probes. Friends and co-workers of the victim maintain that except for frequent periods of time when the victim goes missing, they haven't noticed any unusual behavior. It's as though what must have been a Godless nightmare never occurred at all. One man, pharmacy owner George Clinton, expressed concern about the victim's mental state after he reportedly rang up the purchase of about 25 jars of Vaseline, and witnessed the victim frantically trying to hitch a ride to the area where the mysterious encounter occurred. We'll keep you abreast of any further developments in this bizarre situation. And now, back to our regularly scheduled program.
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