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FV-52 Busted Pimp, Performed by April W. (below)
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Local authorities tell us at this hour that they are seeking this individual in one of the largest prostitution stings in this state's history. Law enforcement tells us that the person shown on your screen now is a "sex broker" -- these people might be called "Pimps" or Madam's" in the sex trade -- and that this person is responsible for over 11,000 documented instances of prostitution in this area, and probably many more that law enforcement is unaware of. Prosecutors say this person ruled their small kingdom of prostitutes with an "iron fist", using physical violence to keep the women in line. While this person's prostitutes were not always known to be the most attractive in the trade, their clientele was reported to include some of the state's highest rollers in Real Estate, finance, banking, and of course government. This suspect is believed to be leading a quiet life in the immediate area, maintaining a steady job and appearing for all intents and purposes to be just an average citizen. Authorities believe, however, that their quarry has amassed a huge fortune in the sex trade industry and could leave the country at any moment, making them extremely hard to bring to justice. Officials also fear that involved politicians may choose to assist the suspect in escaping the dragnet, fearing the loss of their careers if this person's client list is ever publicly revealed. If you have ANY information on the whereabouts of this individual, please call 911 immediately. Although the suspect does not have a particularly intimidating appearance, police consider this individual to be armed and extremely dangerous, and they urge the public not to try to approach this person themselves, but to allow law enforcement to do its job. And now, back to your regularly scheduled programming.
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