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FV-07 Goat Molester, Performed by Rick L. (below)
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We’re following a breaking story at this hour. A multi-agency task force has surrounded a residence in this neighborhood and is preparing to make an assault on the structure, where they believe the notorious neighborhood "goat molester" is holed up. You might remember this story from several months ago, when this person was arrested for a string of animal molestation incidents, involving mostly goats, but there were complaints from neighbors about the molestation of numerous dogs, cats, horses and at least one ferret in the area. Animal control, working in conjunction with the state police and FBI have been watching the suspect for some time, and they tell us that this individual apparently believes strongly in the right to engage in sexual perversions of just about every type and description, claiming "there is no victim here". Animal control tells us the perpetrator has kept a favorite goat named Bosco with friends in the area, and they hope to discover its whereabouts and rescue it from what can only be called a life of Flaming Hell. In a statement this last hour the FBI said simply, "This is one sick sumbitch." And now we return you to your regularly scheduled programming.

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