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FV-44 Radioactive, Performed by Sam S. (below)
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Local authorities are urgently seeking your help in locating the person shown on your screen. Early last week a truck carrying highly toxic enriched uranium overturned on a local overpass, spilling and breaking open several dozen cartons of the radioactive material onto the roadway below. A nearby convenience store surveillance camera captured only one vehicle driving through the spill before environmental protection teams were able to contain it a short while later. Authorities were not able to trace the license plate of the victim, but the investigation has lead authorities to believe that the person shown on your screen now, is the lone victim of this spill. Epa officials say it would have been impossible for the person to avoid a heavy dose of radiation and it's imperative that they locate and decontaminate the person immediately. Authorities will also need a complete timeline of every place the victim may have traveled since the incident as every person exposed to the individual over the past week is also likely to be contaminated. Authorities say symptoms are initially mild, including stuffy sinuses, a general feeling of fatigue, and more joint aches and pains than usual; however, after two to three weeks, victims can collapse and fall into a coma, from which there may be no recovery at all. Investigators say this is a top priority for all local government agencies at this moment, and all efforts are being made to find and treat this person and any other unknowingly exposed people. You are urged to contact 911 or local health officials if you know the identity or whereabouts of this person. We'll keep you updated on any new developments in this story. And now, back to our regularly scheduled programming.
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