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FV-33 Female Rapist, Performed by Samantha S. (below)
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A massive hunt is underway at this hour for an individual police say is the leader of a gang of female rapists operating in the area. During the past few months, over 100 assaults on men and young boys have been alleged and all attacks have been concentrated in one area. The male victims have said the gang includes about six women, aged from late teens to their mid fifties and that they stalk their victims walking home from work late in the evening or just out for a stroll. Under the cover of darkness they attack and drag their victims into a secluded spot, in one case even to the backyard of a local presbyterian minister. It’s then that they strip them and force them to have what one victim described, as "hot animal sex" for up to two or more hours. The gang members are also said to taunt the victims with slurs about tiny penis's and poor performance, sometimes even spanking them until their little bottoms turn cherry red, or biting their nipples until they scream for their mommies. When the abuse is over the gang then leaves the hapless males lying exhausted but incredibly satisfied in some roadside drainage ditch or culvert. Police say the cases have been hard to prosecute because the victims only go to police in the hope of getting the phone numbers of their assailants, and seldom want to press charges. Local law enforcement is seeking information on the gang and it’s leader, shown here for the first time. If anyone has information on the location of the suspect, please call 911. This is Casey Miles reporting for channel 54 news. And now, back to our regularly scheduled programming.

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