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FV-28 Stupid Sperm Donor, Performed by Samantha S. (below)
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We're covering an unusual story at this hour. Local authorities are working with a seattle company called dyna labs, to find a local man who, the reproductive research company says, donated his sperm years ago on a lark. A few months ago dyna labs announced the successful gene splicing of a human, and a gorilla's dna. They called the creature a manilla, sparking a firestorm of controversy around the world. Now, due to health complications of the newborn man/gorilla hybrid, the company feels that it is imperative the donor be located as soon as possible. Dyna labs has documented that the sperm used in this experiment belonged to the donor shown here for the first time. The lab says they need to obtain further samples from the donor for testing, so they can develop and fine-tune medications that are needed to keep the baby alive. A spokesperson for dyna labs admitted that a standard release form at every donation site includes a clause which allows the company to use donated sperm for any purpose, including dna research and development. Local law enforcement has agreed to assist in the search for this donor because a life is at stake, though some aren’t sure how to classify that life. Police say the creature looks human enough to them, so they will proceed as if they were saving a human life. If you have information about this man, please call 911 immediately. This is Casey Miles reporting for channel 54 news. And now, back to our regularly scheduled programming.
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