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In 2008 we're
seeing a dramatic increase in companies attempting to infringe on our trademarked names and copyrights; it will
soon become
necessary
to file suit in at least one case in the US and probably another in the UK. Sorry, but people & companies must
think up THEIR OWN names and material for resale, not
merely take or build from
someone else's and it is a low-grade human being
indeed
who
attempts
this. Regardless of the fact that this is the
enforceable law, it's also just common human
decency and honor.
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We're following a breaking story involving a local man who police say may be the most prolific and shameless breeder in recent memory. Sources tell us the man is wanted for secretly fathering at least 42 children in the immediate area, and perhaps as many 100, all with different women; and while simply fathering children is not a crime, failure to pay child support is. Police tell us this man has gone to great lengths to hide his identity but authorities have finally tracked him down and say his hours as a free man are numbered. SWAT teams have set up a perimeter around the suspect's residence and police say they hope to take the suspect alive within the next few minutes. We'll keep you updated as this story unfolds. And now, back to your regularly scheduled programming.
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