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We're following a breaking story at this hour. Police tell us they're searching for a pedestrian who caused a 16-vehicle pileup today. Police spokesmen tell us that as the suspect was crossing a busy intersection, passing motorists were blinded by what some witnesses have described as “an ass like an eclipse.” transfixed by the sight, several drivers were unable to look away, causing the multi-car pile-up. Dozens of injured motorists have been rushed to local hospitals and estimates already put the damage to the vehicles in the tens of thousands. Unfortunately this ass made a hasty retreat. Police ask that if you see this person or their ass, to call 911 and identify what many are calling, the "fattest ass on earth." concerned citizens have formed a militia-esque group dubbed the “butt brigade” and have offered a reward for information leading to the capture and containment of this gargantuan posterior. Police say the public's safety may be in jeopardy until this ass is apprehended. We'll keep you updated as this story unfolds. And now, back to your regularly scheduled programming.

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