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FV-25 Bigfoot, Performed by Selena W. (below)
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We have new updates on the local woman found bruised and beaten along a rural county road yesterday. Since she was released from the hospital for minor injuries, police have been questioning the victim for details about her ordeal. The woman's story has become nothing short of bizarre however, as she claims that she was caught and kidnapped by a huge, smelly bigfoot-type creature. The woman says the beast carried her into the nearby woods and had sex with her for hours on end. Police were naturally skeptical of the victim's claim, however since the story went public earlier today, numerous witnesses have come forward to substantiate sightings of the creature before and after the alleged incident occurred. Bigfoot investigators have reportedly taken plaster casts of classic bigfoot prints in the area, and also lent credibility to the woman's story by acknowledging that the bigfoot creature is, historically, one insatiable sumbitch. The victim, shown here for the first time, is reported as resting peacefully at the home of family members today, but not before she went missing again for a short time yesterday. Police scoured the area and located the woman walking along the same stretch of lonely rural highway where she had reportedly been abducted before. Officials say that among the items found in her purse were several dozen pony-sized condoms, a jumbo-sized jar of ky jelly, a pair of pink padded handcuffs and a pornographic magazine. Family of the woman says she has been traumatized and they'll do whatever it takes to get her the psychological help she will need on an ongoing basis. Neither bigfoot nor the woman have been available for further comment. And now, back to our regularly scheduled programming.
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