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FV-45 Porn Star, Performed by Samantha S. (below)
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We're covering a breaking story at this hour involving a search by law enforcement for a person wanted for $11,000 in unpaid parking tickets. Officials say higher totals have been recorded over the years, but what makes this case so strange is that police don’t know who the fines are for! it seems the fines were accumulated years ago but issuers had only a fictitious stage name to go by. “moanable jones” is known by fans from numerous performances years ago in the pornography industry. Critics heralded “jones” as one of the most prolific, talented and agile performers of that era, but the real identity of the adult star always remained a mystery. That mystery has now caught up with local police as they search for the person responsible for the large amount of fines. According to aficionados, a current photo of the aging porn star, shown here for the first time, does not do the suspect justice. Authorities know only that the star is still living in the area, and they're asking for the public's help in discovering the performer's real name so they can extract payment where payment is due. Police ask that anyone who recognizes this person from their seedy flicks of nearly a decade ago and can lead authorities to their present whereabouts, to call 911. And now, back to our regularly scheduled programming.
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