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Fake Certificates are $16.95 and Measure 8.5 x 11 Inches
You'll Receive Two (2) Identical Personalized Certificates
 

Item Number --- FC-01
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Embossed Seal

Embossed Certificate Providing Irrefutable
Evidence of the "Largest Penis in the World"
(a great [disgusting] birthday gag).

Obviously we had to place gray bars over all the risqué parts. The truth is WE can't stand looking at them. We've made this certificate just as disgusting, offensive and obnoxious as we possibly could. Black-out bars are removed for printing. Trust us---it's gross. 

Personalized, of course.

(Must be 53 or older to order).

We accept MasterCard and VISA, etc.. The item number is FC-01.
"World's Largest Penis" generally ships within 1-2 days.
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Printed with archivable inks
for zero fade and coated
with a glossy UV film

Item Number --- FC-01

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