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Scare Friends! Trick Criminals Announcements! Get Confessions!
Predict the Future!
Influence World Events!
Humiliate Your Neighbors! Expose Political Corruption!
Affect Local Property Values! Test Your Significant Other! Advertise Your Business! Create Publicity Stunts! Be Nice to Your Mom!
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Roast a Colleague!
Honor a Retiree! Cause Trouble! Prove a Point! Impress Guys! Get Revenge!
Flatter Girls!
Be RIGHT!
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Personalized Fake and Joke Newspapers and Personalized Newspapers and Personalized Headlines for Gags and Gifts, Birthdays, Movies and Plays, Advertising, Publicity Stunts, Baby Showers, Wedding Showers, Stag Parties, Corporate Recognition, Awards, Thank You's, Revenge, Make a Point, Birth and Death Announcements, Wedding and Marriage Announcements, Practical Jokes, Cerebral Terrorism, Personalized Birthday Gags, Gifts. Fake Newspapers available in Small (pocket clipping) size, Full single page, Whole newspaper, Giant Poster, and Tabloid (by special request)
Visa, Mastercard, American Express and Paypal Accepted!
Real Rubber Checks
Personalized
Real rubber checks, personalized with your name, address, account number, bank name.
Are they "cashable"?
Yes, in almost every case! We know of only one case in over ten years in which a particularly anal-retentive banker refused to cash one of our checks -- in that case it was a giant, contest-winner check; the check was ultimately honored, but the banker made the recipient jump through a couple of hoops first. Almost any banker in the world will cash these -- after all, they are a legal document and we do not believe bankers can legally refuse to cash them. Read
More about using gag checks.
Send 'em as a joke, or send 'em to those who truly deserve 'em.
To make the check cashable, use real data (account numbers, etc.).
To make them fake, use fake account numbers like 123456789.
$65 for first 5, and $15.50 for extra packs of 5
Extras may ONLY be ordered at the time of purchase.
We do not save the master templates.
Is ordering
a rubber check "SAFE"? It's exactly as safe as paying someone
by check. We do not ask you for any info that is not already printed
on your check, nor will we ever do so. TrixiePixGraphics will never contact you in this regard.
Are these checks
actually cashable? Will the bank really honor them?
Yes. Unless
you use non-real numbers in the account and routing fields (e.g.
123456), or unless your bank manager / president is just a stink-butt.
We've been advised of one (1) case, out of many thousands of gag checks
sold and cashed at banks, in which the bank manager refused to process
the check. The normal procedure is for the bank to duplicate the check
data onto a special form (which all banks have) which can be processed
through their machinery (rubber checks can't be automatically processed). It is the same form they use to process damaged
/ crumpled / torn checks of normal size. They will not usually keep
your check. Assuming your check data is valid and there's money
in the account, you should get your loot on the spot. Most banks see
it as something "fun", and which promotes good will among
its customers.
Recently a local
grade school held a competition in which each class competed to create
the wackiest, most unusual check. The class to win the $25 prize wrote
theirs on a watermelon. The bank cashed it without a hitch. A personal
check is nothing more than a contract. As long as all the elements of
the contract are present and legible, a personal check (which is essentially
an IOU), may be (and has been) printed on a drink coaster, a t-shirt,
someone's bare back, someone's bare front, a forearm, the sole of a
foot, a baseball bat, a square of toilet paper (unused we presume),
upon the actual bill that caused the check to be written, on a condom
using a felt pen, and no doubt a thousand other media types that we've
never heard of. In the case of a personal check which cannot physically
go through the automated processing machinery, the bank will often issue
a second document, of regular size and using the data from the gag check,
and will process and cancel that.
Gag checks
can be used for fun, to pay off a long-standing debt to a friend, to
make the last payment on a 200 year mortgage. Or to use as a birthday
present (these make GREAT birthday presents), or to pay your horrendously
large bar-tab. Rubber gag checks also have nefarious uses. Pay your tax
bill with one, for instance. You'll probably get audited every year
for the rest of your life, but even that can be entertaining. Use them
to pay debts you really don't think you owe, but which you're stuck
paying---like the repair bill on your car, your car registration, your
electric bill, your rent, parking ticket fines... Since these are a
legal document, the payee is hard-pressed to come up with a legitimate
reason to refuse it. If they send it back, you'll have proof that you tried to pay the bill, but the payee refused to accept
it. Tell them to feel free to contact you at some point in the future
when they are more interested in accepting your perfectly legal payment.
Use these to
pay your medical malpractice insurance. They'll get the point. And they're
especially gratifying to use when paying a speeding ticket or other
infraction. We use them, for instance, to pay for our office space.
Just give it some thought---you'll think of someone you
want to notice you.
Rubber Checks are laid out as shown above. We will not perform custom layout work.
NOTE: All check numbers will print the same, NOT sequentially
We
accept: American Express, Master Card, Visa, Discover
Before
you order please consider this:
We receive orders all the time which are incomplete
or which contain some element or special instruction which is unclear.
Most of these are received as rush, Next Day Air orders, so we naturally
try to process them quickly. But we cannot complete your order if
we have a question and cannot reach you. Please, please,
we beg of you, check your email periodically for the first 12-24 hours
or so after placing any order, but especially a rush order. Thank
you!
Item Number RC-01
Real Rubber Checks
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