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In 2008 we're
seeing a dramatic increase in companies attempting to infringe on our trademarked names and copyrights; it will
soon become
necessary
to file suit in at least one case in the US and probably another in the UK. Sorry, but people & companies must
think up THEIR OWN names and material for resale, not
merely take or build from
someone else's and it is a low-grade human being
indeed
who
attempts
this. Regardless of the fact that this is the
enforceable law, it's also just common human
decency and honor.
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Have you evolved spiritually beyond the silly antics
of Earth-bound humans?
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from Earth!
What does this mean?
It means that when you "pass", you won't have
to be reincarnated into a life back on Earth.
You'll go "somewhere else", presumably a
nice and happy place where beings are evolved,
where they're honest and true and smart. We're
not talking "Heaven", because perfection sounds
pretty boring. We're talking a whole new life on
another planet, or possibly a much cooler parallel
universe. Maybe even Zeta Riticuli. Or Mars.
We're not sure exactly where you'll go, but this
certificate will keep you from coming back HERE,
and isn't that all that matters....
Item Number --- FC-44
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$16.95 (two certificates)
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