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In Washington State, the "'Helpless Yuppy' Capital of the Free World", it can now be considered a crime to wave at someone. Are we BS'ing you? Unfortunately, we're not. One of our own attorneys handled a case several years ago in which one man felt he was being harassed by another, even though nothing had happened between them. One day the alleged harasser waved at the alleged harassee from across the street. That was all. No words were exchanged, no other gestures involved, no dirty looks, nothing---and the harassee never claimed there was more than a smile and a wave involved. Still, the harassee filed a criminal complaint; the police called it "assault"; the man was arrested and ultimately convicted. Of assault. The criteria? The victim "felt threatened". That's all it took. Might we surmise, then, that if the harasser had smiled and handed the harassee a fifty dollar bill then walked away, the harassee could then, at his whim, file a complaint and have the harasser arrested, charged and convicted merely because the harassee, in some insane bout of schizophrenic paranoia, "felt threatened"? Yep---that seems to be exactly what it means. So what's our point? It's simply this: Use these targets with caution. While we know of absolutely no law that would land you in prison for putting a picture of your boss on one of our targets, you could run into trouble if you don't exercise discretion when using it. For instance, you'd probably never have a problem if you take your boss's face to the shooting range and blast hell out of it. But it might not be considered appropriate at the company picnic. It might be deserved at the company picnic, but not appreciated.

Shooting Targets
Personalize with the Image of Your Choice

Targets measure about 36 x 38 inches. Printed on newsprint.
Supply any image. We'll cut it out and composite under the target rings.
Price for first target is $22.95. Additional targets about $7.50 each (inquire for quantity).

Bill Clinton, Richard Nixon, Pat Paulsen, Martha Stewart, Pee Wee Herman, Osama bin Laden, that Saddam guy, your mother-in-law, your teacher (oops, wasn't THAT politically incorrect!), your ex, your ex's poodle, your ex's cat (our favorite), your landlord, that "special co-worker", Uncle Bob, Uncle Bob's ferret, the neighborhood child molester, the punk who races up and down your street visiting his girlfriend, the possibilities are unlimited. We might suggest you mail one to someone who's been giving you a particularly hard time of late, but we're pretty sure you'd go to yuppy prison for ten thousand years.

Can be used as a target for pistol, handgun, rifle, shotgun, air gun, BB gun, pellet gun, darts, blow-gun, paintball (our fav), slingshot, long bow, cross-bow, pumpkin cannon (pumpkin chucker), RPG, laser, catapult, potato gun, water balloon launcher, or just throw that pretentious little kid from across the street through it.

We'll cut out the image of your choice (remove all background and surrounding stuff) and composite the image into the target behind the rings (as shown in the examples below). Sorry, the images below are not available for sale.

Need an image? Try HERE (opens a new window)
Please try to use .jpg images only (not .gifs)
No Copyrighted or Trademarked images, please.
(send to us at the end of the ordering process--use the largest possible image)

We accept MasterCard and VISA, etc..
FC-40, "Personalized Shooting Targets" generally ships within 1-2 days.
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Certificates and Other Kinds of Things

$22.95 (one target)