Win Bets! Invitations!
Scare Friends! Trick Criminals Announcements! Get Confessions!
Predict the Future!
Influence World Events!
Humiliate Your Neighbors! Expose Political Corruption!
Affect Local Property Values! Test Your Significant Other! Advertise Your Business! Create Publicity Stunts! Be Nice to Your Mom!
Express Your Views!
Roast a Colleague!
Honor a Retiree! Cause Trouble! Prove a Point! Impress Guys! Get Revenge!
Flatter Girls!
Be RIGHT!
Propose!
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Win Bets!
Scare Friends!
Predict the Future!
Influence World Events!
Humiliate Your Neighbors! Expose Political Opponents!
Affect Local Property Values! Test Your Significant Other! Advertise Your Business! Create Publicity Stunts! Be Nice to Your Mom!
Express Your Views!
Roast a Colleague!
Honor a Retiree! Cause Trouble! Prove a Point! Impress Guys! Get Revenge!
Flatter Girls!
Be RIGHT!
Propose!
Personalized Fake and Joke Newspapers and Personalized Newspapers and Personalized Headlines for Gags and Gifts, Birthdays, Movies and Plays, Advertising, Publicity Stunts, Baby Showers, Wedding Showers, Stag Parties, Corporate Recognition, Awards, Thank You's, Revenge, Make a Point, Birth and Death Announcements, Wedding and Marriage Announcements, Practical Jokes, Cerebral Terrorism, Personalized Birthday Gags, Gifts. Fake Newspapers available in Small (pocket clipping) size, Full single page, Whole newspaper, Giant Poster, and Tabloid (by special request)
Complete fake
dictionary -- add your own definition!You've heard
the joke all your life:
"Look up
'stupid' in the dictionary and you'll see that guy's picture."
"Look up 'loose' in the dictionary and you'll find Annie's name."
"Look up 'asshole' in the dictionary and you'll see a portrait
of my ex."
Ever want
to just make a point? Now, the English language is yours to corrupt. This may be the ultimate executive gift!
Cover
Graphics May Vary. Paperback size. About 450 pages.
This
is a standard-size paperback book, professionally crafted.
About 450 pages
Website name, shown above, obviously doesn't print in
your dictionary
Want more than one word/definition in your dictionary? Additional words may be set; extra charges apply ($5/word).
Complete a new form for each extra word -- the additional charge will be made manually to your card after you've checked out; it will not appear in the total during check-out, but will appear in your credit card statement. You're charged extra only for extra words (not for the first word!).
Remember:
Fhektuyeq really IS a word, and now you can prove it!
$65.00
Item Number --- FB-11
You may specify "RUSH" shipping for this item, which will cause your order to be shipped via Next Day Air service, but please understand this item may not ship out for several days after we receive the order.
Fake Dictionaries
Fill out the following information and click 'Submit'.
EXTRA
WORDS: Occasionally customers ask to set more than one
word/image combination in the dictionary. If you'd like to set
more than one word in the dictionary, please submit a new form for each additional word set. There is a $5 setup fee for each
ADDITIONAL word. The total amount will be added to your card for
this purchase.
Ships sealed in shrink-wrap (so your mark can't accuse
you of tampering with it)